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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
26 July 2018
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Saw a truck for Peapod grocery delivery service that said "Driver carries no cash, only cashews."

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

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14 October 2018
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen...

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

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26 November 2018
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

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I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

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27 November 2018
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A piece of black tarmac and a piece of green tarmac are enjoying a pint together........When the door opens and into the pub comes a piece of red tarmac.

The black tarmac says to his friend....."You want to keep clear of him"

'Why?' asks the green tarmac 

 

He's a bit of a cycle-path 

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