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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
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Courtesy of Dhani Harrison, who got it from his auld dad, who got it from one of his cronies (say it out loud, fairly quickly, for best results):
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

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There is a revolutionary new pillow on the market made of corduroy. It is really making headlines.

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

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I love corduroy

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What do you call a ball rolling down a hill? 

 

The set-up for a joke.

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I saw this neat comic about musician deaths on Facebook and thought it was share-worthy.

 

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@sir walter raleigh might dig this.

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What U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

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Apparently, you can't use beefstew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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I couldn't possibly trust a duck to be my doctor.

They all use quack medical devices.

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MISTAAAAAAAAH MOOOONLIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all I'm living for, your love and nothing more. And that is all.

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I know this is mostly used for jokes but I think I can share my happiness in it, can't I?

Anyhoo, today I got 2 freebies from lovely Amazon sellers.

 

1) I bought a soap for dry skin because my skin is like an extremely parched desert (fun fact my GP said I had the driest skin she'd ever seen when I was 7. The GP had been practising for about 50 years at the time).

The soap is made in Donegal (which is a place in Ireland for all you non-Irish geography knowing people), and they were so kind as to send me a lovely moisturising balm, which has made my lips feel like soft clouds. Truly delightful! 

2) I've been buying back issues of Doctor Who Magazine because I'm quite a big Who fan, and I only started subscribing to the magazine within the last 3 years as I've actually had money to pay for it myself woohoo. Anyways, I bought 5 back issues ranging from 2005-2013, most of them just happening to be Tennant and Billie Piper covers (Tennant being 'Doctor Who' and Billie Piper being one of the Doctor's companions).

Long story short, the package came and I thought "hang on I didn't order 6?!?", the seller had put in a bonus Billie Piper DW magazine which celebrates the female companions from 1963 to 2005. Now ain't that sweet?

 

So, I've had a happy morning.

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AppleScruffJunior said
I know this is mostly used for jokes but I think I can share my happiness in it, can't I?
 

Indeed!

Happiness is a nice haircut. I gave mine a trim the other day and I was quite pleased with it afterwards (just ignore the terrible layering attempts in the back ahdn_george_06 -- cutting your own back hair is horribly difficult a-hard-days-night-paul-3). a-hard-days-night-paul-8

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This news story made me laugh far more than strictly necessary.

 

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WSDOT apologizes for ‘inappropriate message’ on traffic sign

The Washington State Department of Transportation has apologized for an “inappropriate message” that appeared on one of its traffic signs.

Motorist Ruslan Kozlov tells KCPQ-TV he was driving on Interstate 5 south near Seattle-Tacoma International Airport Tuesday afternoon when he spotted the message “U Suck” on an overhead sign.

WSDOT said it was “clearly a mistake” that was caused by a “training error.” The agency says it’s taking steps so it doesn’t happen again.

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The Irish Independent (which pretends to be a broadsheet but is an absolute rag in broadsheet's clothing), they are iconic for picking hideous looking photos of people no matter if they are liked/unliked in the public eye.

 

I present to you Prime Minister of the UK, Ms. Theresa May. 

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@AppleScruffJunior: haha,nice. Here's Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich. Quick, someone give him the Heimlich!

 

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How many waffles does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four... no, five... no, four... no, five... no, f-

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AppleScruffJunior said
The Irish Independent (which pretends to be a broadsheet but is an absolute rag in broadsheet's clothing), they are iconic for picking hideous looking photos of people no matter if they are liked/unliked in the public eye.
 

I don't think I need to explain this one (teeny tiny bit nsfw)

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