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4 December 2016
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What is Santa’s favorite gardening tool.

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How does Santa get elves?

He lets babies go into his sack of presents and sends them to the north pole.

Maybe you should try posting more.

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A friend of mine died after drinking a can of varnish.

It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

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4 December 2016
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(I can’t think of any non-dirty Christmas jokes right now.)

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4 December 2016
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@Necko said
A friend of mine died after drinking a can of varnish.

It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

Billy Joel tried to commit suicide by drinking varnish, because “It looked tastier than bleach”

true story

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4 December 2016
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Necko said
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?   

I don’t get it ):

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 @Little Piggy Dragonguy it doesn’t have an answer; it’s a rhetorical riddle question. ahdn_ringo_09

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Silly Girl said
 @Little Piggy Dragonguy it doesn’t have an answer; it’s a rhetorical riddle question. ahdn_ringo_09  

I get that, but where is the joke part in that “joke”?

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Little Piggy Dragonguy said

I get that, but where is the joke part in that “joke”?  

That is the joke, I think; it may depend on your sense of humour. I suppose it’s more a bit of wit than a proper joke. 

It made me chuckle, anyway. a-hard-days-night-ringo-15

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I’m glad to hear that, Silly B. (:

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4 December 2016
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@Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I’m glad to hear that, Silly B. (:  

G[irl]*

Also it’s supposed to have no answer because it’s a rhetorical joke.

when you combine a joke and a rhetorical question you get a joke with no punch line.

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William Shears Campbell said

G[irl]*

I meant to put a B (for Billy), but thanks for trying. I’m not sure it’s necessary to correct everybody on every single mistake that you think they make. 

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@Little Piggy Dragonguy said

William Shears Campbell said
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I meant to put a B (for Billy), but thanks for trying. I’m not sure it’s necessary to correct everybody on every single mistake that you think they make.   

Sorry, I correct all the mistakes.  Sometimes it’s an OCD thing and sometimes it’s for irony reasons, like if someone made a long post and had one mistake, I’d correct it.

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Wow that makes me so happyheart

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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use green and yellow in a sentence

The telephone is ringing!, green, green, green,,,,,,, pick up the phone!  Yellow?

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I went to a music shop the other day and saw a beautiful orange Gretsch hanging on the wall. I think it looked like this one:

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It was absolutely one of the loveliest shades of orange I’ve ever seen; it just made me so great. a-hard-days-night-george-9

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