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14 May 2020
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Awww, shucks! I was thinking after I posted it that maybe my joke was just one of the kind that's only really funny in your head, but I guess that's not the case! Thank you.a-hard-days-night-george-9

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Thank you Bebustuart-sutcliffeheart

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26 May 2020
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@Timothy said

@Jules said
Dangit I really wanted to be the Dig A Pony guy. Can I be the Dear Prudence guy or is it too mainstream?  

Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth....Prudence.  

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vonbontee's post in the getting to know BBers thread is definitely, definitely worth a mention:

Uh-oh, sorry HoleyApple, but I caucus with the Repieblicans on this single deal-breaker of an issue! Normally I'd say they're just a bunch of upper-crust flakes, but the supremacy of pie over cake should be obvious to all, whatever their pielitical stripe. I know of no such delicacy as "sweet potato cake" nor "chicken pot cake" nor "pizza cake". The humble tart matches the vaunted cupcake for single-serving convenience value. And your so-called "cheesecake" IS a pie, face it!

All due respect to HoleyApple (and no offense/much love to Cakemaestor) but I simply cannot support such a half-baked outlook. I find this cake-prioritization risable, and feel that your senses have seemingly desserted you as regards this issue.

BIRTHDAY PIE NOW!

WE WANT WEDDING PIES!

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As a pun-lover myself, this is gold.

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Fixing a hole where the rain gets in during my spare time.

Fixing a hole in the ocean if I'm daring enough.

Doesn't really stop my wandering mind.

I just really like repairing stuff

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An old-time Forumpudlian returns after FAR TOO LONG and makes the wait almost worthwhile, with this absolute smasheroo of an "...Even Easier!" factoid.

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f...../page-361/

kelicopter said

CakeMaestor said

 

Why did Ringo leave Rishikesh before the rest of the Beatles?

  

 

 

He hit 5000 posts on the Fab Forum! a-hard-days-night-ringo-15

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GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions, Marvin Gaye. PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty. 

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Amazing, thank you so much! My work here is done, see you in another 10 years.

Joking of course, I'm loving being back here!

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and I'm awfully glad it'll all be over in a couple

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27 June 2020
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In response to Trump's bizarre claims about testing less will result in fewer cases, I'd like to nominate:

This post by kelicopter

Dark Overlord said

 
Good news, anyone looking for a form of birth control: you can't get pregnant if you never take a pregnancy test.

 

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And if nobody prepares an official death certificate we'll live forever!

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Thanks @The Hole Got Fixed ! apple01 

And thanks @vonbontee for tag teaming in on that joke aha!ahdn_john_08_gif

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I simply have to nominate this post for funniest one:

https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....8/#p360119

 

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I would rather be given 500 lashes with a kendo stick than listen to ELO for 20 minutes. 'Living Thing' is bearable just, the rest I find an unnecessary punishment to force upon my hearing.

The Carpenters are far worse tho. Arguably the most boring bland group/duo/whatever I have ever had to suffer. They had the unique ability to take any song and turn it into the most boring empty sludge imaginable to music. Having done so they then somehow made it even worse. Their Beatles covers are an atrocity (including 'Please Mister Postman )/.

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The Hole Got Fixed said
I simply have to nominate this post for funniest one:

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meanmistermustard said

I would rather be given 500 lashes with a kendo stick than listen to ELO for 20 minutes. 'Living Thing' is bearable just, the rest I find an unnecessary punishment to force upon my hearing.

The Carpenters are far worse tho. Arguably the most boring bland group/duo/whatever I have ever had to suffer. They had the unique ability to take any song and turn it into the most boring empty sludge imaginable to music. Having done so they then somehow made it even worse. Their Beatles covers are an atrocity (including 'Please Mister Postman )/.

  

Well I like both ELO and The Carpenters...

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oh, I don't hate ELO or the Carpenters, but I do think it is a terribly amusing post. mccartney-shrug_01_gif

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