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Mr. Kite said
@parlance I just saw a quote, don’t remember source or know if its a real quote, but it was,
Ringo: I may have a big nose, but Paul has a small –
You get the idea. This implies Ringo’s is bigger. I’d never heard anything about that until I read that quote though.
{snip}
… I don’t think that has anything to do with his drumstick.
Since no one has risen to @Mr. Kite’s bait yet, you know I have to make sure this doesn’t go left unsaid.
It isn’t the size of the drumstick the man has that’s important. It’s how talented he is at using it to bang the drum.
I can think of other things to say using this drumstick analogy. As Paul recently sang, “I’ll leave it entirely to your imagination.”
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Von Bontee said
“What do you see when you turn out the light?” “I can’t tell you, but I know it’s mine!”
For some reason I’ve thought about it like that too… We all need to get our minds out of the gutter!
@Ahhh Girl Couldn’t he injure himself using that drumstick? 
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Offline There may be to much Paul, but there’s never enough Pattie!
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Look at them with their pants and their shirts and their hair and the sky and the belts with the wind everywhere
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Offline Sorry, AD40. I can’t get past pants.
Give me time.
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I can’t get past pants.
Reminds one of the old joke:
A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your pants,” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. “Hell,” he said. “I can’t get into your panties!”
She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until your attitude changes.”
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Offline @Ahhh Girl This one is for you from Paul!
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Offline This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
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Offline Mr. Kite said
This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
At first I didn’t get past the word legs in that last sentence. I was like OMG, Kite, that’s good.
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Offline I try not be that overtly dirty, @Ahhh Girl! I didn’t even notice 
I was just pointing out how great those legs look
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Offline Yeah, right, Kite. Sure you didn’t notice.
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Yeah, right, Kite. Sure you didn’t notice.
If I was as clever as Pattie is sexy, maybe Id have thought of it!
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This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
Giggity
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Someone give Kite a cigarette. 
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Offline Zig said
Mr. Kite said
This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
Giggity
I think she’s going to open….
The debate…
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Offline Mr. Kite said
Zig said
Mr. Kite said
This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
Giggity
I think she’s going to open….
The debate…
"There's no such thing as bad student... only bad teacher."
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Offline WETSRoosa said
Mr. Kite said
Zig said
Mr. Kite said
This thread is getting buried to far, and this picture was just too good!
This may reopen the legs debate…
Giggity
I think she’s going to open….
The debate…
But…
WETSRoosa said
Someone give Kite a cigarette.
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Offline Mr. Kite said
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@Mr. Kite, you’re on a roll. I can’t wait to see the image. Please fix.
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Offline @Ahhh Girl done
Edit: I could continue on this roll forever… I will keep finding pictures of Pattie!
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This is so disturbing!!
I WANT YOU TO HOLD MY GLANS
Oh yeah, I’ll show you something
I know you’ll understand
When I unzip that something
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
Oh please, say to me
You’ve never seen a bigger man
And please, say to me
You want to hold my glans
I’ll let you hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
And when you touch me
I feel happy
Inside
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide
I can’t hide
I can’t hide
Yeah, you’ve grabbed that something
It’s clear you understand
When I free that something
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
And when you touch me
I feel happy
Inside
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide
I can’t hide
I can’t hide
Yeah, my standing hampton
I know you’re making plans
When I shake that something
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
I want you to hold my glans
