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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
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I feel like a bad person for clicking on this thread. I mean, I understand trying to decrease all the off topic stuff in other threads, but this one is a bit specific…

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26 December 2018
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I count the night this thread was created as the funniest night I’ve ever had on here. We were literally talking sh*te for 4 hours and were eventually told by mods to make our own stupid page- which turned out to be this. 

Every now and again I go back to this thread and read the first 4 or 5 pages to re-experience the l0ls.

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26 December 2018
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I love this thread. Long may it live!

Wishing for a dream about Paul that would be worthy of this thread.a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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An AG dream about Paul that is worthy of this thread is a truly frightening and disturbing prospect…

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I am off to wash my eyes out with bleach…

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AppleScruffJunior said
I count the night this thread was created as the funniest night I’ve ever had on here. We were literally talking sh*te for 4 hours and were eventually told by mods to make our own stupid page- which turned out to be this. 

Every now and again I go back to this thread and read the first 4 or 5 pages to re-experience the l0ls.  

Yeah, I didn’t open this thread for a long time because the title freaked me out, but I read the first several pages and was pleasantly surprised. 

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Ron Nasty said
An AG dream about Paul that is worthy of this thread is a truly frightening and disturbing prospect…

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I am off to wash my eyes out with bleach…

Or alternatively, we could just get Mr. Kite to upload and give a running commentary to some more Pattie pictures… 

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Being asexual and reading this thread
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shaking my head like ‘you people are so weird’ a-hard-days-night-paul-7

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Looking through this thread, I can’t find anything that actually fits the title. For a sex thread, it’s surprising and wonderful how little sex is discussed. 

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^We’d never openly talk about shagging Fiddy, this forum is too British (to even describe myself remotely connected to ‘British’ sends shivers down my spine. I’M SORRY MICHAEL COLLINS, I’M SORRY) to discuss one’s bedroom antics.

 

In saying that the other week…

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27 December 2018
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Linde said
”So, yeah man I was totally getting it the other night. It was rough and dirty hmmm hmmm.”

Am I doing it right?  

… I can see that. a-hard-days-night-george-10 Though Linde’s not British…

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Those pesky Dutch ^

Sure as is widely said sex didn’t come to Ireland until we got a national television broadcaster. 

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My newest boyfriend *it’s a wild life over here in walrian land* thinks it’s cute when i crossdress, and guess what i love doing anyway? so that’s going well for both of us. *straightens tie* 

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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.

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TheWalrusWasBrian said
My newest boyfriend *it’s a wild life over here in walrian land* thinks it’s cute when i crossdress, and guess what i love doing anyway? so that’s going well for both of us. *straightens tie*   

Was he the one from the date with the bird?

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50yearslate said

Was he the one from the date with the bird?  

Sadly not. mccartney-shrug_01_gif

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27 December 2018
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TheWalrusWasBrian said

Sadly not. mccartney-shrug_01_gif  

I see. How sad.

So here’s the Most Important Question (drumroll please):

DOES HE LIKE THE BEATLES?

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He knows they exist *because of me duh* but im pretty sure he knows nothing more than your average anime obsessed fourteen year old. he does appreciate my love for them though, so maybe i can slide some brainwashing in… stuart-sutcliffe

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Yes please do. Also brainwash him with Brainwashed, because that would be so perfect. Glad you’re happy though @TheWalrusWasBrian heart

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My newest boyfriend *it’s a wild life over here in walrian land*

I’m not even gonna ask a-hard-days-night-paul-7

thinks it’s cute when i crossdress, and guess what i love doing anyway? so that’s going well for both of us. *straightens tie*   

YAAAS QUEEN john-lennon-salute_gif *also straightens tie, even though I am not straight so it’s pretty pointless*

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Beatlebug said

YAAAS QUEEN john-lennon-salute_gif *also straightens tie, even though I am not straight so it’s pretty pointless*  

That’s meeeeee. Only half of it is straight, or a third… i don’t even know, poor tie. 

you understand me tho.

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TheWalrusWasBrian said
He knows they exist *because of me duh* but im pretty sure he knows nothing more than your average anime obsessed fourteen year old. he does appreciate my love for them though, so maybe i can slide some brainwashing in… stuart-sutcliffe  

We expect nothing less than his Fab Forum membership within a month…ahdn_john_08_gifjohn-lennon-salute_gif 

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