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Zig said
MAL! Condoms!
I want to hear Zig say “MAL! Condoms!” I have been laughing about this since yesterday.
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Wasn’t it a journalist who said he wouldn’t be surprised if there were around 9 Beatle babies roaming around after the Australian tour? I might be wrong about the number but I’m sure someone said something to that effect. 
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Offline Pretty sure there are tons of stories of fans going to the Beatles hotel rooms; at times going with Beatles, at times not – and they were not going there to play tiddlywinks or scrabble.
Here’s one fan’s account of a night spent with John in Australia.
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Offline The combination of this conversation all the Star Wars stuff floating in the air, I had a day dream of Paul McCartney finding the children he fathered and saying to them “I am your father.”
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Offline Ahhh Girl said
Zig said
MAL! Condoms!
I want to hear Zig say “MAL! Condoms!” I have been laughing about this since yesterday.
I can’t take credit for it. I read that whenever they wanted anything they would yell, “MAL! Socks!”, or whatever it was they wanted.
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The combination of this conversation all the Star Wars stuff floating in the air, I had a day dream of Paul McCartney finding the children he fathered and saying to them “I am your father.”
If you had that dream this past summer, all the kids he fathered would have been these guys.
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Offline This thread belongs in the “Weird Things Happening With The Forum” thread.
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Necko said
This thread belongs in the “Weird Things Happening With The Forum” thread.
*narrators voice* and here we have a thread about weird stuff among the forumpulians. Don’t worry, this is perfectly normal, I hope……
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Ahhh Girl said
The combination of this conversation all the Star Wars stuff floating in the air, I had a day dream of Paul McCartney finding the children he fathered and saying to them “I am your father.”
I’m assuming they’d gone over to the Dark Side and played their Rolling Stones records in the house, and in a desperate attempt to win them back to Beatles records, he challenged them to duels with silver hammers yelling All You Need Is Love , SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. I sure hope that’ll bring balance back to the Force 
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Which Beatle do you think would of been the best in bed?
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Offline ^ No need to use the past tense. Now works for me!
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Offline Got to be honest. Its disturbing enough watching John and George perving over a stripper, the thought of which Beatle is better in bed even more so. How do you lock yourself only out of a thread?
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Offline You just don’t click on it when you see there’s new posts
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Offline unknown said
You just don’t click on it when you see there’s new posts
Sounds easy but my mod duties mean I feel I should check on the threads to make sure things are fine.
That sounds like I dont trust you all. I do, i just like to know everything is good. 
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Which Beatle do you think would of been the best in bed?
“Best” at what in bed? Sleeping? Not snoring? Generous with the covers? 
Some specificity, please. 
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Offline Zig said
Annadog40 said
Which Beatle do you think would of been the best in bed?“Best” at what in bed? Sleeping? Not snoring? Generous with the covers?
Some specificity, please.
Hop into bed with them and find out
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Offline Don’t laugh. If all 4 were still alive and it was humanly possible, I’d have their babies.
Whenever I say that out loud at parties, my wife just laughs…on the outside.
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Don’t laugh. If all 4 were still alive and it was humanly possible, I’d have their babies.Whenever I say that out loud at parties, my wife just laughs…on the outside.
Aww little Ziglets (that’s what the children shall be called Ziglets- it’s bloody adorable so it is).
Name one of them after me, AppleScruffJunior is a great name!
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Don’t laugh. If all 4 were still alive and it was humanly possible, I’d have their babies.Whenever I say that out loud at parties, my wife just laughs…on the outside.
Ever considered writing fanfiction?
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Annadog40 said
Which Beatle do you think would of been the best in bed?“Best” at what in bed? Sleeping? Not snoring? Generous with the covers?
Some specificity, please.
At writing songs whilst asleep, of course, @Zig! Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible is no place for a dirty mind!
And we all know that only one of the Beatles wrote a hit song in his sleep. So the winner must be:
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