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Might as well throw in a Lennon quote here: "I don't mind writing or reading or watching or speaking, but sex is the only physical thing I can be bothered with any more."
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I can't get that song suggestion that @AppleScruffJunior made out of my head.
If any of you songwriters finish out "Do, do me, love" please post the lyrics in this thread.
It is late, and I am way too tired to be posting on the forum.
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Just heard this line in a song on the radio:
My eyes are the only thing I don't want to take off you.
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Ahhh Girl said
Just heard this line in a song on the radio:My eyes are the only thing I don't want to take off you.
You think thats bad, There is a song called
"Tonight I'm Fucking you"
Edit: This was number 18 on the hot 100 songs of 2010 by billboard
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21 November 2012

You think that's bad (I didn't actually click on that Enrique song)? Check out Gunther. He's some kind of German porn skiing teacher thingie. There are songs about porn, teenyweeny stringbikini's, dingdongs and god knows what else.
Don't even ask me how I found those. You have those drunk nights with friends and you go on Youtube, and it all goes downhill from then on
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This is one of my friends favourite songs to sing purely because the lyrics are so dirty:
Christ, it's funny We were at the boring school mass in September and whilst the actual choir was singing, all I could hear behind me was "Oooh I'm about to dive in".
Good times
How the actual hell could he sing that without laughing-I do not know!
Oh and Enrique Iglesias? I had a crush on him when I was about 8 I still know all the words to 'The Ping-Pong Song'
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There are so many possibilities for the Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible soundtrack.
A Day In The Wife
Across The Uteris
Another Girl and Another Girl and Another Girl
Everybody's Trying To Bed My Baby
I Saw Her Standing Bare
Viagra Wood (This Thing Has Grown)
These are just the tame ones. I'll quit while I'm behind (hey, another song possibility!!).
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Zig said
There are so many possibilities for the Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible soundtrack.A Day In The Wife
Across The Uteris
Another Girl and Another Girl and Another Girl
Everybody's Trying To Bed My Baby
I Saw Her Standing Bare
Viagra Wood (This Thing Has Grown)These are just the tame ones. I'll quit while I'm behind (hey, another song possibility!!).
"Spank You, Girl" (and that's it, no more, that's all I'm gonna add to this unsavory list! Except maybe… hmm…
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As Paul sings in Save Us..."Keep it coming". I am enjoying these song parodies. Perhaps someone will branch out into the Beatles solo careers too.
Ahhh Girl said
on this page
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f.....m/page-24/Do you think Nancy would write a book for Paul's fangirls titled Fifty Shades of Violent Chestnut? I'd shell out for the deluxe edition.
I thought that comment deserved a mention in this thread.
I Want to Do You Here There And Everywhere
All Together Now or just the Two of Us?
Think about this song title with this thread topic in mind: Anytime At All
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There are so many that would work without changing the new words... Not gonna list em all, but Come And Get It . Twist And Shout . A Hard Day's Night . For some... It Won't Be Long .
Baby's In Back
Can Buy Me Love
Drive My... Use your imagination, The Beatles already meant that one to be an innuendo.
I Want To Hold Your (Imagination People!)
I'm Looking Through Your Clothes
Now imagination time... Just substitute Money with whatever you want:
You Never Give Me Your Money
Money (That's What I Want)
Poor Anna made this topic to avoid conversation like this... All I have to say is sorry, not the best idea
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These titles don't really need to be changed.
"It's So Hard "
"Rode All Night"
"Eat At Home " (already fits the topic)
"Whatever Gets You Thru The Night " (well, you know)
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Mr. Kite said
Poor Anna made this topic to avoid conversation like this... All I have to say is sorry, not the best idea
I just wanted it out of the Beatles bible stories thread. It is OK here cause that is the place for it
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We can add We Got Married (check out the opening verse for why) and Press, which is just creepy now i know what its about. Paul, i do not need to hear you sing about that ever.
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