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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
23 October 2014
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The sheer stupidity of Beavis and Butt-head (and the coach, and the hippie teacher, and everybody in the show) is what makes the show funny –at least for me. I never thought anybody would be offended by the words “scrotum”, “penis”, “clitoris” or “masturbation”; actually my sentence (“Be warned: it’s pretty explicit”) was a joke itself. I thought (I was hoping) some forum members would think I had posted a link to a porn site… LOL!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

23 October 2014
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I doubt anyone would think you’d do something so daft as posting a link to a porn site. Folk here are intelligent.a-hard-days-night-john-1

However this might be a suitable moment to remind everyone that whilst its a very free easy going forum there are young members on here so lets not cut too close to the knuckle.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)

23 October 2014
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OK, no more anatomy lessons.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

24 October 2014
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Oh I got your joke @Oudis, just didn’t like the clip much. Beavis’ laugh (in another clip I saw) was irritating me too much. The hippie was kinda funny though.

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@Mr. Kite:

Oh, Both Beavis and Butt-head’s laughs are incredibly annoying. They are annoying. Some people find that funny, some others don’t. The politically correct, soft-hearted teacher is hilarious, maybe the funniest character in the show.

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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

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I reeeeeally need to watch those MMT extras again.  This video is the closet thing to Paul porn that exists…

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What are you trying to do to people??

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If I stand in a station with a bootleg in my hand, Paul would you meet me and take me to your place for a taste of a multicolored band? Are you feeling like a rabbit today? a-hard-days-night-paul-7

I guess I could have put these in the Questions for Paul thread, but they probably belong here.

Didn’t we have a conversation about non-food items being called tasty?

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Well, @Ahhh Girl. It depends on whether or not you wanna lie on the bed gettin’ ready for his bobby gun.

And yes… tasty non-food items…
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I do wanna do that. Desperately.

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Ahhh Girl said

I do wanna do that. Desperately.

Then I have some steps towards that goal:

1. Make a sign that says, “I Want To Lie On The Bed Getting Ready For Your Bobby Gun.” You’ll find a way to fit it on there.

2. Buy front row seats to a Macca concert.

3. Bring aforementioned sign.

4. Hope it doesn’t immediately make the news and that Nancy isn’t in attendance.

5. See what happens!

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^ sounds like a plan. I’m all over it. a-hard-days-night-george-4

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Ahhh Girl said

^ sounds like a plan. I’m all over it. a-hard-days-night-george-4

And all I ask of you is that you find me a time machine… Easy!

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^ you don’t need a time machine just find the fountain of youth and bring Pattie so you can use the forum and get the girl forever 

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^ you don’t need a time machine just find the fountain of youth and bring Pattie so you can use the forum and get the girl forever 

Yes! Fountain of Youth would be perfect!

Young Pattie + everything else!

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I know im a child(teen actually) and I shouldn’t be here much but whenever ringo sings “In An Octopuses Garden”, some stuff pops into my mind…some dirty stuff

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All four Beatles when they were teenagers would have been hanging out in this thread egging us on.

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Well, @Ahhh Girl. It depends on whether or not you wanna lie on the bed gettin’ ready for his bobby gun.

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Don’t you mean “body gun”?  As in the misheard lyric?   Paul has always claimed it’s “polygon”.  Either way, I’m Down !  a-hard-days-night-paul-7 

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Yeah i was wondering the same. What’s a bobby gun?

And Paul can claim whatever he likes but he is not singing “polygon”. 

Maybe instead of asking him in those type of string he buys or whether or not he uses a blue or black pen for writing his shopping list someone could ask him what he really sings there. Its been 42 years, the world has moved on from being offended by it, if they ever really were.

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Well he makes a sort of gun noise after, and I must’ve been thinking ‘Tommy gun.’

So what could that lyric be then?

Edit: Did Wings Greatest come with lyrics on it? I’m not home right now, but could check when I get back.

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From Wiki:

In the UK, the song was banned by the BBC for its sexually suggestive lyrics. The BBC also assumed that the title phrase, “We’re gonna get Hi, Hi, Hi ” was a drug reference. The specific lyrics objected to is the apparent phrase “get you ready for my body gun”; McCartney has said that the correct lyrics are “get you ready for my polygon”, an abstract image, and later said, “The BBC got some of the words wrong. But I suppose it is a bit of a dirty song if sex is dirty and naughty. I was in a sensuous mood in Spain when I wrote it.”

So maybe body gun isn’t misheard?

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