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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
31 August 2014
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ahdn_paul_06 That reminds me of this commercial (Under Spoiler)

 

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Brainwashed by RadiantCowbells.

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Sung to either the tune/notes/sound (whatever you call it) of either I Want To Hold Your Hand or You're Going To Lose That Girl

"I want to Zig your Zag."

Or if you want to use a comma :lol:

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"I want to Zig you, Zag."

Yes, I realize that only @Zig can use this come-on line to get lucky, but I thought I would share it on the forum instead of with him via a PM just in case it might inspire creativity among others participating in this thread.

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@Ahhh Girl I think I've got one following that format.

"You can fly my Kite!" or "I'll fly your Kite."

Reminds my of the line from Pink by Aerosmith: "Pink gets me high as a a-hard-days-night-george-10"
Wonder what that meant! ahdn_george_06

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Her hair would work as a string! Although that's too literal isn't it...

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She's the kind of girl who puts you down when friends are there you feel a fool!

(Sing the backing vocals!)

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1 October 2014
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They know.

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The ones you and your buddies taught us, Paul. Care to share more of your playbook with us? I'm sure there are wonders in your imagination that would leave us stunned.

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god damn this is a frustrating GIF

We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians

3 October 2014
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Mimi said

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god damn this is a frustrating GIF

I know the feeling

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Mimi said

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god damn this is a frustrating GIF

If I may paraphase Albert Einstein:
"Insanity: watching the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

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3 October 2014
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Let's talk about frustrating pictures then.

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This reminds me that I haven't put up my White Album poster in my new apartment yet.  Must get on that.

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It's Paul and Nancy's third anniversary. I read that the traditional wedding gift for the 3rd year is leather. And I thought @Ahhh Girl might find that information interesting for some reason, I don't know why...

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9 October 2014
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parlance said
It's Paul and Nancy's third anniversary. I read that the traditional wedding gift for the 3rd year is leather. And I thought @Ahhh Girl might find that information interesting for some reason, I don't know why...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....p6gAnnSCc0

 

INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!

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Make Love, Not Wardrobes!

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"Stop throwing jelly beans at me"- George Harrison

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8I hope they're not a type of handcuff.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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I think handcuffs are for the 4th anniversary.

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Is that to handcuff one of the couple to the handrail so the other can go out and enjoy the night with their mates instead of a night of silence in a restaurant (probably because the husband forgot and was planning to watch the football in the pub)?

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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As i was scrolling thru the thread/pages, the dirtiness of you people reminded me that John once sang "I wanna hold your breast" but thanks to screaming teens no one could hear anything 

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I'm pretty sure John also sang "I want to hold your gland" once or twice on stage.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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Hey Jude ! said

As i was scrolling thru the thread/pages, the dirtiness of you people reminded me that John once sang "I wanna hold your breast" but thanks to screaming teens no one could hear anything 

Huh?
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