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That reminds me of this commercial (Under Spoiler)The following people thank Starr Shine? for this post:
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Offline Sung to either the tune/notes/sound (whatever you call it) of either I Want To Hold Your Hand or You’re Going To Lose That Girl
“I want to Zig your Zag.”
Or if you want to use a comma 
“I want to Zig you, Zag.”
Yes, I realize that only @Zig can use this come-on line to get lucky, but I thought I would share it on the forum instead of with him via a PM just in case it might inspire creativity among others participating in this thread.
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Offline @Ahhh Girl I think I’ve got one following that format.
“You can fly my Kite!” or “I’ll fly your Kite.”
Reminds my of the line from Pink by Aerosmith: “Pink gets me high as a 
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Wonder what that meant! 
Her hair would work as a string! Although that’s too literal isn’t it…
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Offline She’s the kind of girl who puts you down when friends are there you feel a fool!
(Sing the backing vocals!)
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They know.
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20 August 2013
Offline Zig said
The ones you and your buddies taught us, Paul. Care to share more of your playbook with us? I’m sure there are wonders in your imagination that would leave us stunned.
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We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians
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god damn this is a frustrating GIF
If I may paraphase Albert Einstein:
“Insanity: watching the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
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Offline Let’s talk about frustrating pictures then.
This reminds me that I haven’t put up my White Album poster in my new apartment yet. Must get on that.
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Offline It’s Paul and Nancy’s third anniversary. I read that the traditional wedding gift for the 3rd year is leather. And I thought @Ahhh Girl might find that information interesting for some reason, I don’t know why…
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It’s Paul and Nancy’s third anniversary. I read that the traditional wedding gift for the 3rd year is leather. And I thought @Ahhh Girl might find that information interesting for some reason, I don’t know why…parlance
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I hope they’re not a type of handcuff.
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Offline I think handcuffs are for the 4th anniversary.
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Offline Is that to handcuff one of the couple to the handrail so the other can go out and enjoy the night with their mates instead of a night of silence in a restaurant (probably because the husband forgot and was planning to watch the football in the pub)?
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Offline As i was scrolling thru the thread/pages, the dirtiness of you people reminded me that John once sang “I wanna hold your breast” but thanks to screaming teens no one could hear anything
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Offline I’m pretty sure John also sang “I want to hold your gland” once or twice on stage.
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Offline Hey Jude ! said
As i was scrolling thru the thread/pages, the dirtiness of you people reminded me that John once sang “I wanna hold your breast” but thanks to screaming teens no one could hear anything
Huh?
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