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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
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Starr Shine?
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24 May 2014 - 9.13pm

Here is the X Rated thread please talk about the sex stuff ONLY here and not other places!

she was the sun, burning bright and brittle and,https://youtu.be/52nwiTs7bk8

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AppleScruffJunior
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24 May 2014 - 9.38pm

Stop talking about sex everyone (especially you Ron Nasty!)

With all your talk "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?" You naughty children!

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When Im 64
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24 May 2014 - 10.02pm

What is the purpose of this thread. Explain it in guy form.

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AppleScruffJunior
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24 May 2014 - 10.03pm

Sex? I think? Else we're gonna making some nudey calender or something.

Actually I have no idea!

Hey do you wanna write a book called 'Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible' and just having it about us painting walls or something!

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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!

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Make Love, Not Wardrobes!

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24 May 2014 - 10.07pm

Ummm.

If children are studying the 20th century, I'm in their text books.

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24 May 2014 - 10.11pm

When a man loves a woman very, very much...

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AppleScruffJunior
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24 May 2014 - 10.19pm

When Im 64 said
Ummm.

Yeah, I don't think this thread will be used a lot a-hard-days-night-paul-4

 

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24 May 2014 - 10.21pm

When Im 64 said
What is the purpose of this thread. Explain it in guy form.

Nonexistant

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Starr Shine?
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24 May 2014 - 11.26pm

When Im 64 said
What is the purpose of this thread. Explain it in guy form.

To get all the derailing in the Beatles Bible story thread somewhere else

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WETSRoosa
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25 May 2014 - 1.40am

Apparently I missed a lot of stuff today while I was out.

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When Im 64
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25 May 2014 - 1.48am

WETSRoosa said
Apparently I missed a lot of stuff today while I was out.

Yeah ya did. Crazy, I cannot belive this thread is still going.

If children are studying the 20th century, I'm in their text books.

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25 May 2014 - 1.53am

WETSRoosa said
Apparently I missed a lot of stuff today while I was out.

Just a bit...

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25 May 2014 - 2.07am

WETSRoosa said
Apparently I missed a lot of stuff today while I was out.

I was there for all of it and I still don't understand what's going on.

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25 May 2014 - 6.06am

This belongs here:
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26 May 2014 - 7.54pm

I saw some Murano glass figurines in a shop window that are PERFECT for this thread, but even I'm not bold enough to put the picture that I took up here. I'll just say that whips were involved.

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26 May 2014 - 8.03pm

Ahhh Girl said
I saw some Murano glass figurines in a shop window that are PERFECT for this thread, but even I'm not bold enough to put the picture that I took up here. I'll just say that whips were involved.

Takes me to where my thoughts went that blurry night of a few days past. 

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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26 May 2014 - 9.08pm

''So, yeah man I was totally getting it the other night. It was rough and dirty hmmm hmmm.''

Am I doing it right?

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26 May 2014 - 10.29pm

No.

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Starr Shine?
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26 May 2014 - 11.09pm

Is there away to do it right?

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26 May 2014 - 11.37pm

Linde said
''So, yeah man I was totally getting it the other night. It was rough and dirty hmmm hmmm.''

Am I doing it right?

For the books you need less realistic dialogue and more euphemisms for the activities the two consenting persons are participating in and how they are doing it.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

"Don't make your love suffer insecurities; Trade the baggage of "self" to set another one free" ('Paper Skin' - Kendall Payne)

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