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24 May 2014
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I was just talking about my local supermarket... and now there's all this!

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24 May 2014
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Whatever happened to people reading Mills and Boon? The pictures of the books are bad enough, the synopses are even worse - so bad they are incredibly funny.

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There ain't a rider that can't be thrown. And large-animal veterinarian Regan O'Connelli was thrown hard when he discovered his fiancée with his best friend. Now he's starting his life over at the Last Chance Ranch, run by the tightly knit Chance clan. But damned if his libido hasn't perked up over the spirited redhead who looks a lot like trouble…. 

Lily King is the queen of anti-structure. Turns out, that makes running a horse sanctuary a challenge. Regan's help is exactly what Lily needs—not to mention the seriously sexy sparks that are flying between them. Now she just has to convince this fallen cowboy to dust himself off and get back in the saddle…and into her bed!

Who buys this guff?

How isnt this caught by moderation?

 

That picture- oh Christ brian-epstein (no metaphor intended by using Brian, I just need someone that looked like they were laughing).

Oh and your answer: Deprived (in many things), middle-aged housewives ahdn_paul_02

 

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24 May 2014
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24 May 2014
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Fifty Shades of Grey is a cracking read!

 

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24 May 2014
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Annadog40 said
Here is the place to post your Beatles Bible Stories! If you got a story about the Beatles Bible then you can create it and put it here! All mediums are Ok!

 

Me and AppleScruffJunior will get the ball rolling with our Cartoon/Comic Story thing and a big thanks to MrMoonlight for letting his I'll Follow The Sun cover be in it

 

http://youtu.be/HPjQ2X2KIF4

Haha... that was great. :D

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24 May 2014
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No pun intended. 

I'm a big fan of this deconstruction of it.

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Ron Nasty said
I was just talking about my local supermarket... and now there's all this!

I came up with something so dirty to your comment, I can't post it :/ 

 

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24 May 2014
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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible. I have my own personal copy of that one. Well worn book...just like mmm's copy of the Kama Sutra (really, he has said he doesn't own a copy, I just had to tease him about it again).

For loan in the library, I offer you these formats: hardback, paperback, downloadable print, downloadable audio, cd, Playaway, and Braille. English only at this time.

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Well ASJ loves A Song Of Ice And Fire. That's basically just porn with a plot. (admittedly and excellent plot)

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Ahhh Girl said
Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible. I have my own personal copy of that one. Well worn book...just like mmm's copy of the Kama Sutra (really, he has said he doesn't own a copy, I just had to tease him about it again).

For loan in the library, I offer you these formats: hardback, paperback, downloadable print, downloadable audio, cd, Playaway, and Braille. English only at this time.

You better not be doing whatever you do be doing to my avatar!

My own copy of the Kama Sutra gets great use! 

Question: Does the CD have extra whipping sounds and what exactly is displayed in the Braille, are there any bonus features?

 

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I feel as if this thread needs to be deleted. How did we get here again? Oh, right, cages.

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24 May 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Well ASJ loves A Song Of Ice And Fire. That's basically just porn with a plot. (admittedly an excellent plot)

The show has been described as "Game of Thrones- It's kinda like a history test but with dragons and boooobbbbss".

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24 May 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I feel as if this thread needs to be deleted. How did we get here again? Oh, right, cages.

Quick get this topic back on track before it's too late! 

she was the sun, burning bright and brittle and,https://youtu.be/52nwiTs7bk8

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24 May 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I feel as if this thread needs to be deleted. How did we get here again? Oh, right, cages.

I can't wait 'til Joe and fabfouremily sees it, what happens when the forum descends into chaos!

And @Ron Nasty started it, he should know better than mentioning cages when I'm online!

 

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24 May 2014
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Oh, @WETSRoosa, where are you with that holy water? Just open a fire hydrant on this thread.

I must be the slowest person on the forum. I just now got WET combined with holy WATER in my mind. Duh!

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There is a film of 50 Shades of Grey coming soon to the cinema. 

What's playaway?

AppleScruffJunior said

Ron Nasty said
I was just talking about my local supermarket... and now there's all this!

I came up with something so dirty to your comment, I can't post it :/ 

ASJ, you have no idea where this reply took my mind. 

It's just wrong. 

 

Edit: I now cant read folks comments without reading way more into their comments than they were intending. And cages!! That was way more a-hard-days-night-paul-7 than i was thinking all this started from.

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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24 May 2014
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meanmistermustard said
There is a film of 50 Shades of Grey coming soon to the cinema. 

What's playaway?

AppleScruffJunior said

Ron Nasty said
I was just talking about my local supermarket... and now there's all this!

I came up with something so dirty to your comment, I can't post it :/ 

ASJ, you have no idea where this reply took my mind. 

It's just wrong. 

Mine involved whipped cream.

I can't...just...no a-hard-days-night-paul-7

 

From wiki:

Playaway is the name of a solid-state prerecorded audio player introduced in 2005 by Findaway World, LLC, based in Solon, Ohio.[1] About the size of a deck of playing cards and weighing 2 ounces, it can store up to 80 hours of audio. As of March 2010, the audiobooks are all produced in high definition audio.

 

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24 May 2014
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Whipped cream is sort of close to where my thinking was going. . .

"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris) 

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24 May 2014
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The Braille format, you ask? I've been in Florence, Italy, long enough for Michaelangelo's David (well, a part of him at least) to be seared into my brain. You should see some of the things that "part" adorns on tourist souvenirs.

Yes, bouns tracks come with the deluxe cd version.

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meanmistermustard said
Whipped cream is sort of close to where my thinking was going. . .

Good perverted minds think alike 

 

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