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16 October 2010
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These are words that go together well said:

mithveaen said:

These are words that go together well said:

You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when your mum gives you $100 to spend at second-hand clothes stores and you come home with $10 left, a t-shirt and a framed Beatles memorabilia thing from a frame shop.


The story of my life. a-hard-days-night-ringo-12

 


I just can't help it! I was never going to see it again so I bought it :D

When I finally told her she breathed heavily for a few seconds and told me to buy my lunch (we were in the food court at the local mall so she couldn't blow up).

I sat down with my sushi to find her scratching a lottery scratch card thing and it cost $10. She won nothing. Then I got on her case like "Oh and you call me a careless spender. At least I got some framed eye-candy. You have a ripped up piece of cardboard, a 10 cent coin in your hand and scratchie shavings all over the table."
 

I told that bitch.


That sounds rather mean. I know I wouldn't ever get on my mother's case like that! The closest I've ever been to telling my mom off was one day when I went to get a glass of water. I found that the water pitcher had had its lid put on backwards, and said, "What idiot put the lid to the water on backwards?" My mom looked up and said, "The same idiot who happens to be the only one who ever bothers to refill the water pitcher." I was so embarrassed!

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things. 
16 October 2010
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Well when you're a teen is normal to feel like that. Nevertheless, calling your Mom bitch is a mean. Of course, it's just my opinion…. a-hard-days-night-paul-2

 

That's why I love being an adult. When my Dad told me "You spend too much money on CDs and movies" I just replied him "Well, Dad, I'm so sorry for saying this.. but I make my own living… don't I?" and he just chuckled and said "You're absolutely right". a-hard-days-night-john-1

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
17 October 2010
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mithveaen said:

Well when you're a teen is normal to feel like that. Nevertheless, calling your Mom bitch is a mean. Of course, it's just my opinion…. a-hard-days-night-paul-2

 

That's why I love being an adult. When my Dad told me "You spend too much money on CDs and movies" I just replied him "Well, Dad, I'm so sorry for saying this.. but I make my own living… don't I?" and he just chuckled and said "You're absolutely right". a-hard-days-night-john-1


What about when you had that dream when he didn't want you to marry Paul? a-hard-days-night-george-10 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things. 
17 October 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

These are words that go together well said:

mithveaen said:

These are words that go together well said:

You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when your mum gives you $100 to spend at second-hand clothes stores and you come home with $10 left, a t-shirt and a framed Beatles memorabilia thing from a frame shop.


The story of my life. a-hard-days-night-ringo-12
 


I just can't help it! I was never going to see it again so I bought it :D
 

When I finally told her she breathed heavily for a few seconds and told me to buy my lunch (we were in the food court at the local mall so she couldn't blow up).

I sat down with my sushi to find her scratching a lottery scratch card thing and it cost $10. She won nothing. Then I got on her case like "Oh and you call me a careless spender. At least I got some framed eye-candy. You have a ripped up piece of cardboard, a 10 cent coin in your hand and scratchie shavings all over the table."

I told that bitch.


That sounds rather mean. I know I wouldn't ever get on my mother's case like that! The closest I've ever been to telling my mom off was one day when I went to get a glass of water. I found that the water pitcher had had its lid put on backwards, and said, "What idiot put the lid to the water on backwards?" My mom looked up and said, "The same idiot who happens to be the only one who ever bothers to refill the water pitcher." I was so embarrassed!
 


Oh haha what most people never seem to be able to understand is that my mother and I are like a couple of teenage girls who are best friends. We greet each other with insults and she tells me what to say back to prank callers a-hard-days-night-john-6. It's a fun life but she doesn't mind so much now that I bought the memorabilia thing because it looks tasteful and she got the point when I told her about the scratchies haha.

But yes, that did sound rather mean. If she saw this she would probably just laugh and give me a hug a-hard-days-night-george-8

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17 October 2010
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My mom and sister are like that. But one time my sister jokingly called my mom a whore. Yeah, there's a reason you don't do that. neil-aspinall

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17 October 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

What about when you had that dream when he didn't want you to marry Paul? a-hard-days-night-george-10


Ah it's because in Dad's opinion, the Beatles are just a bunch of dirty smelly rock singers who did a lot of drugs. Actually nobody is good enough for his little baby (that's me). a-hard-days-night-john-1

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18 October 2010
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skye said:

My mom and sister are like that. But one time my sister jokingly called my mom a whore. Yeah, there's a reason you don't do that. neil-aspinall

 


this made my day :) (sry if ur sister got in trouble)

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18 October 2010
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You're a hardcore Beatles fan when your students don't ask you which costume you choose, but which Beatle costume you chose.

 

And they're right because my sisters are making me a Paul's Sgt Pepper jacket I'm wearing with a miniskirt and black boots.. yay!! a-hard-days-night-paul-5

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
18 October 2010
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mithveaen said:

You're a hardcore Beatles fan when your students don't ask you which costume you choose, but which Beatle costume you chose.

 

And they're right because my sisters are making me a Paul's Sgt Pepper jacket I'm wearing with a miniskirt and black boots.. yay!! a-hard-days-night-paul-5


ok u are definitely the coolest teacher i know heart

"Fighting for peace is like f—ing for virginity." John Lennon
18 October 2010
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You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when you know every song of The Beatles and you can sing it or at least a bit of it…(including unreleased). (I know most of the songs, and some others i know the music but not the lyrics except the title).

a-hard-days-night-john-6 I'm a beatle fan forever. a-hard-days-night-george-10a-hard-days-night-john-7a-hard-days-night-ringo-4a-hard-days-night-paul-10

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18 October 2010
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You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when you're watching a match, you hear the commentators "Brilliant cross in from Pondeljak to Hernandez… Unmarked" and in your head you add "Not a mark on 'em, eh?" a-hard-days-night-john-6

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
19 October 2010
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Paulrus said:

You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when you're watching a match, you hear the commentators "Brilliant cross in from Pondeljak to Hernandez… Unmarked" and in your head you add "Not a mark on 'em, eh?" a-hard-days-night-john-6


Haha, I have NO idea what the hell that means! Is that a quote from "Help!" and a socc…uh, football  reference?

  You won't see me nowhere, man, I'm looking through you!
19 October 2010
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You know you're a hardcore Beatles fan when…

…you buy a bottle of scotch (instead of your usual rye, Canadian Club) just so you can finally try that classic Beatles favourite, the scotch and Coke. (Actually did this for real just last night! OK, it was actually Pepsi.)

  You won't see me nowhere, man, I'm looking through you!
19 October 2010
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.. a student enters to your classroom singing Strawberry Fields Forever and she stops in the chorus and then you start "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see" and continue singing until everybody is in their seats and start the class.

 

(BTW The girl didn't notice I continued the song)

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
19 October 2010
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…you think John says "The world can lick my balls" in Yer Blues

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20 October 2010
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when you get especially in the Halloween spirit and carve a pumpkin like this:

20 October 2010
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I am in awe!

I like black music, disco music. I like the disco music that's out now - John Lennon, 1975
21 October 2010
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RainyDayWoman said:

when you get especially in the Halloween spirit and carve a pumpkin like this:


Awesome!!!!!!! Man.. I wonder if I can carve one like this for my Halloween's class!! a-hard-days-night-ringo-8

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
21 October 2010
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You have a Halloween class?

Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
21 October 2010
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I imagine Halloween Class going something like this…

Teacher: "OK Johnny, your turn."

Johnny: "Trick or Treat"  **then presses imaginary doorbell**

Teacher: "No, no, no Johnny. Do it like we practised!"

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