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26 April 2013
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I'm glad you can see the point, because number one on the Wikipedia is Stuart Sutcliffe, who was with them while Pete was, and the fourth person on your list. You can't say one early member is excluded and another included... IMO. The argument is what constitutes the 5th Beatle. My candidates, and I only have 2, are George Martin and Billy Preston - the two big musical contributors. I just accept that there are others who have claim, or lay claim, to the title. Is Pete really worth any less consideration than Murray the K (who called himself the 5th Beatle in 1964!)?

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I'm going with Apu.  a-hard-days-night-john-1  jk.

"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

26 April 2013
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I'm with Leggy Mountbatten, obviously before he tragically went and accepted a teaching post in Australia while they were visiting with the mystic Arthur Sultan in Bognor Regis.

Just noticed the new avatar, don't know how slow on the uptake, but like it!

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26 April 2013
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mja6758 said

I'm with Leggy Mountbatten, obviously before he tragically went and accepted a teaching post in Australia while they were visiting with the mystic Arthur Sultan in Bognor Regis.

...Very stunned.

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!" -- Paul McCartney
26 April 2013
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mja6758 said
I'm with Leggy Mountbatten, obviously before he tragically went and accepted a teaching post in Australia while they were visiting with the mystic Arthur Sultan in Bognor Regis.

Just noticed the new avatar, don't know how slow on the uptake, but like it!

Thanks! 

"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

28 April 2013
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This thread really isn't the proper place to post this, but I saw a wonderful bit of idiocy today that I just have to share. I was glancing at the local newspaper which featured a piece looking at how high taxes have gotten in Canada (compared to average salary) between 1961 and the present. At the top of the article, under the "2012" there were a few illustrative modern-day photographs: A guy using a tablet, a Starbuck's coffee cup, Justin Bieber at the mic. And similarly, under the "1961": A Volkswagen beetle (fine), a crowd of people standing in a Peace-symbol arrangement (wha?), and...The Beatles at JFK airport! (argh!!) I had to snort with contempt...it's a lousy excuse for a newspaper anyways.

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!" -- Paul McCartney
28 April 2013
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I don't get it. The Beatles weren't at the JFK airport in 1961? blue-meanie

...Seriously. Check your facts if you're going to publish them.

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28 April 2013
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I presume the mic Beiber was at was either turned off or plugged into autotune.

 

Beatles at JFK in '61? There was no JFK airport in 1961, it was renamed that in 1963, they would have been at Idlewild Airport. Yeah im being nitpicky and facetious.a-hard-days-night-paul-11

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28 April 2013
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Just lazy thinking: "1961?...Beatles! Hippies! Moon landing!"

One day, a tape-op got a tape on backwards, he went to play it, and it was all "Neeeradno-undowarrroom" and it was "Wow! Sounds Indian!" -- Paul McCartney
28 April 2013
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meanmistermustard said
I presume the mic Beiber was at was either turned off or plugged into autotune.

Why do you presume that? Justin Bieber doesn't even use auto tune..

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29 April 2013
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unknown said

meanmistermustard said
I presume the mic Beiber was at was either turned off or plugged into autotune.

Why do you presume that? Justin Bieber doesn't even use auto tune..

Cause most artist do now a days

 

29 April 2013
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unknown said

meanmistermustard said
I presume the mic Beiber was at was either turned off or plugged into autotune.

Why do you presume that? Justin Bieber doesn't even use auto tune..

Thats his real singing voice? And he got a record deal? Has someone turned out the lights without me noticing? This planet is even more doolally than i thought.

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I guess his voice is a little weak, but I wouldn't say it's bad. I don't know why you're talking about lights here, either. 

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unknown said
I guess his voice is a little weak, but I wouldn't say it's bad. I don't know why you're talking about lights here, either. 

I believe he is saying that he can't believe Bieber would get a record contract.

 

I'm not surprised he got one because you have people like Nicki Minaj who have contracts and judge on American Idol. ahdn_paul_01

Also its a good way to make money off little girls' parents who will take them to see him or buy his music or whatever.

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Having a talent is no longer required to get a record deal, make loads of money and live happily ever after. As I have a sister who listens to the chart show every week, this is something I know only too well.

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Yesterday a co-worker asked what I was listening to and when I said The Beatles, she rattled something off about when Ringo took drugs and wrote Yellow Submarine.

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Expert Textpert said
Yesterday a co-worker asked what I was listening to and when I said The Beatles, she rattled something off about when Ringo took drugs and wrote Yellow Submarine.

xD That's brilliant!

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Expert Textpert said
Yesterday a co-worker asked what I was listening to and when I said The Beatles, she rattled something off about when Ringo took drugs and wrote Yellow Submarine.

That's all wrong. Actually, Ringo took a Yellow Submarine to write a song about drugs.
Stupid fake Beatles fans - they never get anything right.a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

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Zig said

Expert Textpert said
Yesterday a co-worker asked what I was listening to and when I said The Beatles, she rattled something off about when Ringo took drugs and wrote Yellow Submarine.

That's all wrong. Actually, Ringo took a Yellow Submarine to write a song about drugs.
 

No, no, that's not right, either. He took a yellow submarine down to the bottom of the ocean so he could write a song about an Octopus's Garden.

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From Thebeatlesonline.com: Some claim Yellow Submarine is a veiled reference to drugs. In New York, Nembutal capsules were apperently known as 'yellow submarines' at the time. However, Paul denied these allegations, insisting it was a children's song.

Starstruck Fan meeting Paul McCartney: Hey, I really liked that song you wrote about pills, "Yellow Submarine".

Paul: No no mate, you've got it wrong. That's just a children's song.

SFMPM: Oh. Well I also liked that song that John wrote about acid, "Lucy In the..."

Paul: (sighing) Look, the song's NOT about drugs, all right? It's about a bloody child's painting. Not everything is about drugs!

SFMPM: Isn't "Fixing A Hole" about heroin?

Paul: NO!!

SFMPM: Well, anyways, you wrote some great love songs too. I like "Got To Get You Into My Life"

Paul: No, no, that one's about drugs.

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