The Beatles Bible - Topic: The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

parlance on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:16:40 +0000

meanmistermustard said
you might as well go with Everybodys Got Something To Hide Except Me and My $4.99 Chicken Fried Bargain Bucket.

LOL!

parlance

meanmistermustard on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:45:06 +0000

Ob-La-Di Ob-La Slaw is a terrible play on words. you might as well go with Everybodys Got Something To Hide Except Me and My $4.99 Chicken Fried Bargain Bucket.

mja6758 on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:24:49 +0000

parlance said
There's a book coming out that is right up this thread's alley:

Beatles inspired cookbook to make debut at NYC metro Fest for Beatles Fans

Lanea Stagg is thrilled to announce that she will be making her first appearance at the NYC Metro Fest for Beatles Fans with her latest cookbook: Recipe Records: A Culinary Tribute to The Beatles. This is the third book in her Recipe Records cookbook series and contains 50 recipes celebrating 50 years of The Beatles.
Some of the ingeniously titled recipes include: I Should've Known Butter, Strawberry Pie Forever, ...

parlance on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 02:58:20 +0000

There's a book coming out that is right up this thread's alley:

Beatles inspired cookbook to make debut at NYC metro Fest for Beatles Fans

Lanea Stagg is thrilled to announce that she will be making her first appearance at the NYC Metro Fest for Beatles Fans with her latest cookbook: Recipe Records: A Culinary Tribute to The Beatles. This is the third book in her Recipe Records cookbook series and contains 50 recipes celebrating 50 years of The Beatles.

Some of the ingeniously titled recipes include: I Should've Known Butter, Strawberry Pie Forever, The White Album Fondue, Let It Brie, ...

fabfouremily on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:40:39 +0000

My dad makes a lot of quiche, and he asked me to share the ''song'' that he made up. Basically, it goes like this:

''All we are saying, is give quiche a chance...''

The reason behind it is that I never used to like quiche so he sang this song to me so that I would try it. Parents can be so annoying sometimes.

TwoAfter908 on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 01:55:05 +0000

I Should Have Spread Butter

meanmistermustard on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:30:16 +0000

Hot Dill Tea

Beatles in the Blood on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:14:52 +0000

Got My Stove Set On 2

Golden Cumbers

It Don't Come With Peas

You're Going to Lose That Grill

Leave My Chicken Almode

One and One makes Stew

Bad to Cheese

And I Love Herbs

Please Feed Me

You Won't Feed Me

Nowhere Pan

Drive My Bar

Norwegian Food (This Bird is Full)

Cook For Youself

Food, Food, Food

Imagine theres no dressing, and no chicken to.

Set Fire to THat Pot

"I Got Mustard On My Finger"

Beatles in the Blood on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:09:56 +0000

vonbontee said

Beatles in the Blood said

Burry That Weight

LOL, I presume that was meant to be "curry"!

Yeah, CURSE YOU STUPID SPELLING ERRORS

Egroeg Evoli on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 02:42:40 +0000

My parody so far:

Hey food, please don't go bad

I'd be sad cause I can't eat rotten food

Remember the fridge will help you stay cold

And free of mold

So I can eat you

vonbontee on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:33:05 +0000

Beatles in the Blood said

Burry That Weight

LOL, I presume that was meant to be "curry"!

Beatles in the Blood on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:59:26 +0000

Dear Produce

Burry That Weight

While My Lazana Gently Cools

Getting Cheddar

Any Dine at All

Egroeg Evoli on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:44:18 +0000

vonbontee said

Egroeg Evoli said

vonbontee: I owe you credit for the name of the song (and the line in the song where it says "Melon or Fig Beet"), but that's all. Finish the song, and then I might give you more credit.

Egroeg, that was an allusion to John's claim to have written "70% or better" of "Eleanor Rigby"'s lyrics! Sorry if I was being a bit obscure - I figured everyone would get the reference. (With the winking smiley and all.) And also I felt it was easier ...

vonbontee on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:25:16 +0000

Egroeg Evoli said

vonbontee: I owe you credit for the name of the song (and the line in the song where it says "Melon or Fig Beet"), but that's all. Finish the song, and then I might give you more credit.

Egroeg, that was an allusion to John's claim to have written "70% or better" of "Eleanor Rigby"'s lyrics! Sorry if I was being a bit obscure - I figured everyone would get the reference. (With the winking smiley and all.) And also I felt it was easier to make ...

Funny Paper on The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:13:33 +0000

Komm, Gib Mir Deinen Wienerschnitzel!