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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
20 June 2014
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Ahhh Girl
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*Bump*

Well, not me really. Joe linked to this thread in another post the other day. There's some really funny stuff in this thread! This morning I came across something to add.

Ben and Jerry's could do lemon flavored Yellow Submarine edition with a lemon as the submarine on the carton.

However, sometimes Ben and Jerry switch up the names a bit so they could do *Tangerine Submarine* to go along with tangerine trees (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds) and creme tangerine (Savoy Truffle).

20 June 2014
6.28pm
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All you need is limes

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20 June 2014
6.40pm
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Any lime at all

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20 June 2014
6.43pm
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Not A Second Lime

Wild Apple Pie

Live And Let Fry

Everybody's Got Something To Hide 'Cept For Me And My Pantry

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20 June 2014
7.28pm
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All I've Got To Stew
All My Muffins
All You Knead Is Dough
And I Love Hen
Another Grill
Baby It's Roux
Becouscous
Carry That Whey
Fixing A Sole
Fromage To You

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20 June 2014
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Most of these are just totally random, but at least "terrible" is in the thread's name... oh, and I hope pre-processed/packaged foods count :P (they haven't been used yet, but they ARE food)

Mr. Moon Pie (a cover, but I'm still using it)

Every Little Drink

I've Just Eaten A Grape

Two Ovens

You Can't Chew Fat

The Long And Winding Roe

Blue Cheese Way

She Loves Ragu

Heeeeeeere coooooooome the onnnnion rings (everybody's happy)

Too Many Fritos (not a Beatles song, but... I've seen Too Many People used before)

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20 June 2014
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Blue Cheese Way

All Gas Must Pass (sorry, couldn't resist a-hard-days-night-john-6)

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20 June 2014
10.47pm
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Being for the Benefit of Mr. Tripe!

A Day in the Rice

Why Don't We Stew It in the Road

For sushi lovers: Across the Uni

 

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20 June 2014
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I Don't Want To Spoil The Paté (I actually had to google "paté," to make sure it was a real food. It is, sort of.)

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27 January 2015
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No idea if its been mentioned previously but there is a cook book called 'She Came in Through the Kitchen Window: Recipes Inspired by the Beatles and Their Music' by Stephen J. Spignesi.

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27 February 2015
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I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!! *clang* I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!! *clangbeatlemaniacs_02_gif

Falling, yes I'm falling, those puns keep calling, I laugh again. 

I've made many, many bad Beatles puns over the years, sometimes rewriting whole lyrics. "Hey Dad, unlock the car... Remember to let us into your car..." and "You're Gonna Lose That Head" for Halloween are just two. But I never thought of food-puns. These terrible puns are wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, if I make fun of (19)64? 

Hey Food, would you be mad, if I made you into a Beatlesong? 

I Wanna Eat Your Bran (A wanna eat leftovers, babe, A wanna eat yo' bran) 

Got To Get You Out Of My Fridge 

Good Cornflakes, Good Cornflakes (the original title was inspired by an advert for cornflakes-- still, kinda lame) 

And this next, my crown jewel, is in the back-log. There's a restaurant in Athens, Georgia, which is home to the University of Georgia, where our family likes to eat when we visit-- we have family there. It's also where I discovered Revolver, which they had in the jukebox there-- good memories! Well, my granddad's a great joker, so we sorta accidentally co-wrote this as an ode. They have the best burgers, and I don't even like burgers. So: 

"Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the Grille near UGA? 

It's the kind of Grille where you eat so much it makes you sorry, still you don't regret a single day. 

Ahhh, Grille... <sigh> Ahhhh, Grille.... 

When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave it, I would turn away and start to cry. 

Others promise the eats to me and I believe them, after all this time I don't know why. 

Ahhh, Grille... <sigh> Ahhhh, Grille...." 

But don't order fish. It tastes like a rubber sole from and Old Brown Shoea-hard-days-night-george-10 

(to the stove) I'd love to tuuuuuurn yooooooou ooooooooon.... 

... he blew his food out in the oven...

Sorry I fell in your lap, I'm just a Jell-ous Pie 

She Licks You (about ice cream? The Beatles supposedly made this mistake singing in German) 

I've got a whole lotta things to heat up, When I Get Home

And then, of course, we have Cynthia Lennon's book A Twist Of Lennon, and Scrambled Eggs, but that's not a pun. 

So one last word of advice: 

Honey Don't Run With A Knife.

Half of what I say is meaningless... but I say it just to fill the other half with Beatlerubbish. 

27 February 2015
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Bulldog said
Most of these are just totally random, but at least "terrible" is in the thread's name... oh, and I hope pre-processed/packaged foods count :P (they haven't been used yet, but they ARE food)

They are?!!! 

Everybody's Tryin' to Eat My Food Up 

I know, bad, but remember, Happiness is a Bad Pun. a-hard-days-night-paul-11

Half of what I say is meaningless... but I say it just to fill the other half with Beatlerubbish. 

28 February 2015
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Born a poor young country bread, mother Nature's bun...
All day long I'm sitting kneading dough for everyone...

All you knead is loaf
All you knead is loaf
All you knead is loaf
Loaf is all you knead!

Happiness is a warm bun, happiness is a warm bun yes it is
When I nom you in my mouth and I taste that butter on your slices
I know no one can make worse puns than this because
Happiness is a warm bun, happiness is a warm bun momma
Happiness...is a warm yes it is...BUNNNNNN OOH WAHH
WELL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HAPPINESS...IS A WARM BUN MOMMA (is a warm bun yeahhhh).

(I've no fish to disturb you further, I'll just see myself trout)

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28 February 2015
2.31am
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Nice, @ewe2! 

Bread and the phrase "Yes It Is" made me think... 

"If you bake bread tonight *weeh, waom*

Remembeh what I said tonight *wah, wom* 

Bread is the fo-ood that will make me blue, in spite of you, it's true, yes it is. *weem* 

Gluten is the thing that's bad *weeh, waom* 

Eat it, and I will be sad *wah, wom* 

I will remember all the bread I ate, before this date, it's true, yes it is." 

Ah, how tragic is gluten intolerance! a-hard-days-night-george-9

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