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1.45am
1 December 2009
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Snacksman
I Dig Baloney
Juicy Is The Pie With Almonds
Pepperjack Grinder
10.46am
1 November 2012
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Maybe I'm a Mayonnaise
Spaghetti Boy
Too Many Maypos
3 Eggs
Spam On
Jack Eat of my Mars
Jellyroll It
Meal On Wheels
6.05pm
1 December 2009
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The Dinner Light
Getting Cheddar
She's Cleaving Scones
Bun After Wine-&-Dine
10.18pm
6 December 2012
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Funny Paper said
All You Need is Slaw("All together now! All you need is slaw! Everybody! All you need is slaw… slaw…. Slaw is all you need.")
All My Oven
All Kidney Stones Must Pass
And I Love Myrrh
Any Thyme At All
Snack in the U.S.S.R.
Being for the Benefit of Vegemite
Can't Buy Me Gum
Eight Filets A Week
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And Fried Turkey
Fixing A Roll
Got To Get You Into My Loaf
Helter Seltzer
Hey Juice ("Hey, Juice, don't shake it bad, take a sour lime, and add some sugar -- Remember, to let it be a bit tart, then you can start, to make it, bitter.")
Kelp!
Julia Child
Lovely Pita
Juicy in the Stir-Fry With Lemons
Seashell ("Ma Belle, Je tiens à vous ouvrir et vous mangez…")
Norwegian Food (This Cornish Game Hen Has Flown)
Penny Cress
Strawberry Scones Forever
Tex-Mex Man
The Long and Winding Linguine
While My Giblets Gently Weep
With A Second Helping From My Friends
You Never Give Me Your Cupcake
You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away
Nice. Especially Julia Child. 
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11.19pm
1 November 2012
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Thanks
(For some reason, "You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away" makes me laugh every time I read it; it's so stupid)
2.55am
6 December 2012
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Funny Paper said
Thanks(For some reason, "You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away" makes me laugh every time I read it; it's so stupid)
I like that one, too. And "Seashell." (Google Translate was very helpful. )
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5.49am
1 November 2012
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Yeah, at first I almost abandoned the "Seashell" because I thought it wasn't quite "food" -- but then I thought of coming up with a French phrase like the song; and then there was the serendipitously felicitous double-entendre that ensued.
6.39am
1 December 2009
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Cans of Ziti / Whey, Whey, Whey, Whey
If I Needed Onion
We Canned Gherkin Trout
Chive My Chard
(These puns are growing ever more tortured!)
10.48am
1 November 2012
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vonbontee said (These puns are growing ever more tortured!)
That's the idea, I hope!
10.53pm
6 December 2012
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Egroeg Evoli said
Peas Peas MeMeet, With, etc. the Fruitles (Not a Rutles parody, I don't even know who the Rutles are; I've only heard of them. And it's the Fruitles because of their names- see my post upthread)
Fruitles for Sale
A Hard Day's Bite
Help! I'm Choking on My Food
Rubber Bowl
Revolving Cake & Pie Display (It was the best I could think of!)
Sgt. Jalapeno Pepper's Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Band
The Fruitles (The White Bread Album)
Let it Pea
Apple Road
I forgot MMT!
Magical Mystery Meat Tour
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11.30pm
1 December 2009
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Frying
I Meat Dine
Jellybean Jam
Rocky Road Music
Peas With Yer Toast, Man
11.43pm
6 December 2012
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You and Funny Paper are good at this. 
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12.06am
1 December 2009
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Some of mine are pretty desperate, but thanks! I obviously have a lot of free time…
12.40am
17 December 2012
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Magical Dessert Trolley Tour
4.57am
1 December 2009
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You Like Meat to Munch
Melon or Fig Beet
There's a Plaice
Thyme only Steeping
5.07am
17 December 2012
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Sorry, Melon or Fig Beet is a stretch!
5.07am
6 December 2012
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vonbontee said
Melon or Fig Beet
Melon or Fig Beet picks up the rice in a bowl where some chopsticks have been
Lives in a string bean
Weighs all the produce
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jam jar by the pantry door
Who is it for
All the lonely pea pods
Where do they all come from
All the lonely pea pods
Where do they all belong
I don't know what I just wrote.
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5.11am
17 December 2012
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Ok, I thought it a stretch, at the same time the evil George 1 (or something like that) was writing a song. I could either delete my foolish interruption or bow my head in admiration. I bow my head in admiration.
5.16am
6 December 2012
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I don't know why that post made me laugh so hard.
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5.25pm
1 December 2009
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mja6758 said
Ok, I thought it a stretch, at the same time the evil George 1 (or something like that) was writing a song. I could either delete my foolish interruption or bow my head in admiration. I bow my head in admiration.
[indignantly] I wrote a good 70% of those lyrics or better! 
(Still puzzled how someone could call "Melon or Fig Beet" 'a stretch' while giving the awful "Chive My Chard" a pass!)
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