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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
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18 February 2013
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I Dig Baloney
Juicy Is The Pie With Almonds
Pepperjack Grinder

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18 February 2013
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Maybe I'm a Mayonnaise

Spaghetti Boy

Too Many Maypos

3 Eggs

Spam On

Jack Eat of my Mars

Jellyroll It

Meal On Wheels

 

 

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19 February 2013
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The Dinner Light

Getting Cheddar

She's Cleaving Scones

Bun After Wine-&-Dine

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19 February 2013
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All You Need is Slaw

("All together now!  All you need is slaw!  Everybody!  All you need is slaw... slaw.... Slaw is all you need.")

All My Oven

All Kidney Stones Must Pass

And I Love Myrrh

Any Thyme At All

Snack in the U.S.S.R.

Being for the Benefit of Vegemite

Can't Buy Me Gum

Eight Filets A Week

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And Fried Turkey

Fixing A Roll

Got To Get You Into My Loaf

Helter Seltzer

Hey Juice ("Hey, Juice, don't shake it bad, take a sour lime, and add some sugar -- Remember, to let it be a bit tart, then you can start, to make it, bitter.")

Kelp!

Julia Child

Lovely Pita

Juicy in the Stir-Fry With Lemons

Seashell ("Ma Belle, Je tiens à vous ouvrir et vous mangez...")

Norwegian Food (This Cornish Game Hen Has Flown)

Penny Cress

Strawberry Scones Forever

Tex-Mex Man

The Long and Winding Linguine

While My Giblets Gently Weep

With A Second Helping From My Friends

You Never Give Me Your Cupcake

You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away

 

 

Nice. Especially Julia Child. :D

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Thanksblue-meanie

(For some reason, "You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away" makes me laugh every time I read it; it's so stupid)

 

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Thanksblue-meanie

(For some reason, "You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away" makes me laugh every time I read it; it's so stupid)

 

 

I like that one, too. And "Seashell." (Google Translate was very helpful. :D )

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Purple stuff... ellipses...

21 February 2013
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Yeah, at first I almost abandoned the "Seashell" because I thought it wasn't quite "food" -- but then I thought of coming up with a French phrase like the song; and then there was the serendipitously felicitous double-entendre that ensued.

 

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21 February 2013
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Cans of Ziti / Whey, Whey, Whey, Whey

If I Needed Onion

We Canned Gherkin Trout

Chive My Chard

(These puns are growing ever more tortured!)

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vonbontee said (These puns are growing ever more tortured!)

That's the idea, I hope!

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Peas Peas Me

Meet, With, etc. the Fruitles (Not a Rutles parody, I don't even know who the Rutles are; I've only heard of them. And it's the Fruitles because of their names- see my post upthread)

Fruitles for Sale

A Hard Day's Bite

Help! I'm Choking on My Food

Rubber Bowl

Revolving Cake & Pie Display (It was the best I could think of!)

Sgt. Jalapeno Pepper's Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Band

The Fruitles (The White Bread Album)

Let it Pea

Apple Road

 

 

I forgot MMT!

Magical Mystery Meat Tour

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Frying

I Meat Dine

Jellybean Jam

Rocky Road Music

Peas With Yer Toast, Man

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 You and Funny Paper are good at this. apple01 apple01

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

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Purple stuff... ellipses...

22 February 2013
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Some of mine are pretty desperate, but thanks! I obviously have a lot of free time...

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22 February 2013
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Magical Dessert Trolley Tour

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22 February 2013
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You Like Meat to Munch

Melon or Fig Beet

There's a Plaice

Thyme only Steeping

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22 February 2013
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Sorry, Melon or Fig Beet is a stretch!

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Melon or Fig Beet

 

 

 

 

 

Melon or Fig Beet picks up the rice in a bowl where some chopsticks have been

Lives in a string bean

Weighs all the produce

Wearing the face that she keeps in a jam jar by the pantry door

Who is it for

All the lonely pea pods

Where do they all come from

All the lonely pea pods

Where do they all belong

 

I don't know what I just wrote.

 

 

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Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

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Ok, I thought it a stretch, at the same time the evil George 1 (or something like that) was writing a song. I could either delete my foolish interruption or bow my head in admiration. I bow my head in admiration.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 I don't know why that post made me laugh so hard.

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

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mja6758 said

Ok, I thought it a stretch, at the same time the evil George 1 (or something like that) was writing a song. I could either delete my foolish interruption or bow my head in admiration. I bow my head in admiration.

[indignantly] I wrote a good 70% of those lyrics or better! a-hard-days-night-george-10

(Still puzzled how someone could call "Melon or Fig Beet" 'a stretch' while giving the awful "Chive My Chard" a pass!)

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