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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns

13 February 2013
7.14pm

Funny Paper

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Let It Pea ("Yeah, whisper words of Worcestershire, Let It Pea….)

I Wanna Hold Your Ham

I Want Soup ("I want soup so-o-o-o bad! I want SOOOOOOOOOOO-UP…!")

Jello, Goodbye

Oysterday

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13 February 2013
8.04pm

meanmistermustard

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She Loves Stew

Kum-Quat Together

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)

13 February 2013
8.55pm

vonbontee

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I Saw Her Standing Pear
Old Brown Stew
Happiness is a Warm Bun

I like black music, disco music. I like the disco music that's out now - John Lennon, 1975

13 February 2013
9.27pm

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Please Cheese Me

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)

13 February 2013
9.38pm

vonbontee

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Yellow Butterbean
Banana (Go To Him)

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13 February 2013
11.12pm

Linde

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Hahaha this topic is amazing! Some of these really made me laugh. I love the Salad of John and Yoko, Let it brie and Happiness is a warm bun haha

13 February 2013
11.31pm

mja6758

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I Saw Her Stewing Pears?

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13 February 2013
11.51pm

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Rishikesh

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The microwave song: "I'm Cooking Through You"

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14 February 2013
12.16am

Egroeg Evoli

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Peas Peas Me

Meet, With, etc. the Fruitles (Not a Rutles parody, I don't even know who the Rutles are; I've only heard of them. And it's the Fruitles because of their names- see my post upthread)

Fruitles for Sale

A Hard Day's Bite

Help! I'm Choking on My Food

Rubber Bowl

Revolving Cake & Pie Display (It was the best I could think of!)

Sgt. Jalapeno Pepper's Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Band

The Fruitles (The White Bread Album)

Let it Pea

Apple Road

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14 February 2013
2.58pm

vonbontee

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(Actually that's a short 'u' in "Rutles", not a rhyme for "fruitles". Just so you know!)

I'll Swallow the Bun
Tea Bread Tea Bread
Dr. Pepper, Lonely Tart, Club Sandwich ($4.99 lunch special)

I like black music, disco music. I like the disco music that's out now - John Lennon, 1975

14 February 2013
4.45pm

sky090909

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I got this from the 90s show "All That"

Technically a Plastic Ono song, but I thought it would fit.

14 February 2013
5.45pm

Into the Sky with Diamonds

New York

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Urology theme song: "Let It Pee"

"Into the Sky with Diamonds" (the Beatles and the Race to the Moon – a history)

14 February 2013
8.07pm

Egroeg Evoli

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vonbontee said
(Actually that's a short 'u' in "Rutles", not a rhyme for "fruitles". Just so you know!)

Ohhhh… Okay!

Dr. Pepper, Lonely Tart, Club Sandwich ($4.99 lunch special)

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14 February 2013
8.22pm

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Ringo Chard

All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhabit

15 February 2013
12.16am

Funny Paper

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All You Need is Slaw

("All together now! All you need is slaw! Everybody! All you need is slaw… slaw…. Slaw is all you need.")

All My Oven

All Kidney Stones Must Pass

And I Love Myrrh

Any Thyme At All

Snack in the U.S.S.R.

Being for the Benefit of Vegemite

Can't Buy Me Gum

Eight Filets A Week

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And Fried Turkey

Fixing A Roll

Got To Get You Into My Loaf

Helter Seltzer

Hey Juice ("Hey, Juice, don't shake it bad, take a sour lime, and add some sugar -- Remember, to let it be a bit tart, then you can start, to make it, bitter.")

Kelp!

Julia Child

Lovely Pita

Juicy in the Stir-Fry With Lemons

Seashell ("Ma Belle, Je tiens à vous ouvrir et vous mangez…")

Norwegian Food (This Cornish Game Hen Has Flown)

Penny Cress

Strawberry Scones Forever

Tex-Mex Man

The Long and Winding Linguine

While My Giblets Gently Weep

With A Second Helping From My Friends

You Never Give Me Your Cupcake

You've Got To Hide Your Fudge Away

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15 February 2013
8.24pm

vonbontee

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Wow, alphabetical even!

You Never Give Me Your Chutney (…"you only give me your honey wafers")
Eight Days A Leek
Hey Corndog
Octopus' Garden Salad
Plum Together
You Like Meat Too Much

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15 February 2013
9.44pm

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Olive (All ive) Got To Do

Do You Want To Know A Secret Sauce

Twist and Sprout(s)

Lady Ma-donna Kebab (maybe more a scottish prenounciation)

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)

15 February 2013
9.48pm

mja6758

Floating downstream in the suburbs...

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A Hard French Loaf

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15 February 2013
10.17pm

vonbontee

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I'll Fry 'n' Spread
I Don't Want To Boil The Paté
Chicken Too Fried
What You're Brewing

I like black music, disco music. I like the disco music that's out now - John Lennon, 1975

16 February 2013
9.21am

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Horse! (For all those in the UK and Europe):

"Horse! I bought beefburgers!

Horse! Said it was beef lasagna!

Horse! – Horse! Horse! Hor-or-orse!"

"I only said we were bigger than Rod... and now there's all this!" Ron Nasty

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