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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
23 January 2011
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Real place in Virgina Beach. Imagine my excitement driving past this. I didn't get to go inside, but I looked up their menu online and like they have a couple things named after them (not the whole menu unfortunately). It disappoints me at there was no creativity when coming up with the names for their dishes. 

They have a Yoko Ono which is a breakfast item that has eggs in it. Go figure yoko-ono-01

csb.

 

There is more to that mural btw.

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27 January 2011
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Here is another food pun I made:

"Dear Produce"

 

I know, I know, it is horrible.a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

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24 February 2011
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All I’ve got to stew
All spaghetti now
Fig a pony

If you were serving a meal, the appetizers could be “A beginning,” the main course could be “Come and get it,” and dessert could be “The end.” And an unexpected fortune cookie to top it off could be “Her majesty.” Lol. Stuff in the fridge you don’t want anyone else to touch = “For no one.”

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

And there’s always my signature!

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24 February 2011
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Wow.. that sounds like an amazing Menu! I love Her Majesty cookie LOL!!

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
24 February 2011
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Blue Nicey said:

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

Am I the only one who found that to be the funniest?
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
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24 February 2011
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Blue Nicey said:

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

Am I the only one who found that to be the funniest?
 
I don't get it, so yes.
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24 February 2011
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The quickest way for you to get it is to watch VeggieTales right now. (Josh and the Big Wall.)

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
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24 February 2011
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

The quickest way for you to get it is to watch VeggieTales right now. (Josh and the Big Wall.)

Well, There is always the ignorance of Bliss.
I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed.  "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill
24 February 2011
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No, it's actually really funny.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
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24 February 2011
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On a similar note, I saw a book today (oh boy) called "A Brief History of Tim", which was a series of famous phrases with one word removed being commented on. They had a section on Beatles songs. The one I can remember is "I Saw Her Sanding There- Paul McCartney falls in love with a DIY expert".

We Can Wok It Out

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24 February 2011
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

No, it's actually really funny.

I'd really rather watch Bill Maher to VeggieTales.
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24 February 2011
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The Walrus said:

 They had a section on Beatles songs.

I want that book. 

mr. Sun king coming together said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

No, it's actually really funny.

I'd really rather watch Bill Maher than VeggieTales.
 
What do you have against VeggieTales? 
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

No, it's actually really funny.

I'd really rather watch Bill Maher than VeggieTales.

 

What do you have against VeggieTales?
 
Nothing. Bill Maher is just Hilarious.
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

The Walrus said:

 They had a section on Beatles songs.

I want that book.
 
Section= Page= five songs. I can only remember those two though :(
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24 February 2011
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The Walrus said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

The Walrus said:

 They had a section on Beatles songs.

I want that book.

 

Section= Page= five songs. I can only remember those two though :(
 
Don't Confuse us like that.
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Blue Nicey said:

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

Am I the only one who found that to be the funniest?
 
That made me literally laugh out loud when I saw it. :)
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." — Dr. Seuss
 
 
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StarWisher said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Blue Nicey said:

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

Am I the only one who found that to be the funniest?
 
That made me literally laugh out loud when I saw it. :)
Same here!

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25 February 2011
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Nigel the good dog said:

StarWisher said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

Blue Nicey said:

And for those wandering the desert for 40 years, Manna (Go to Him).

Am I the only one who found that to be the funniest?

 

That made me literally laugh out loud when I saw it. :)
 
Same here!
 

*9* (apparently it made the universe laugh too… So that's what that loud noise was!)

It was actually just me getting mildly hurt. Sorry to Spoil The Party
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25 February 2011
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Oh no! What happened?

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25 February 2011
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Lol. Glad you guys liked my Manna joke. In my mind, I could almost hear the little cheese-alert trumpet going “Wah wahh” in the background. Also, the “Him” is capitalized! Wink wink.

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