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29 September 2013
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LikeASir
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Apart from the obvious "Paul is Dead" ones, what crazy theories have you read….this by far is my favourite, that John and Paul secretly conspired to kill Pete Best!

 

http://www.thenotalentassclown…..e-Best.pdf

 http://afloydianslip.tumblr.com/

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29 September 2013
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That parody of a conspiracy is very well done.

 

Crazy theories -

John the brilliant one, the others lucky to be in the same room as him.

Paul being the only talented Beatle and the others not having a clue how to shake a tambourine without his instruction.

 

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
29 September 2013
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That was hilarious. I was done after the first paragraph. I love mafia don George Martin and the conflating of the Pete Shotton supermarket story with Pete Best. Very well done indeed.

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1 October 2013
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They were on drugs when they wrote and recorded all their songs.

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4 October 2013
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---------------------> 1. The Beatles 2. Led Zeppelin 3. Dream Theater 4. Rush 5. Green Day <-----------------------

---------------> Songs: For No One Kashmir / Octavarium Cygnus X-1 Book II Homecoming <----------------

------> Albums: Abbey Road Led Zeppelin IV Octavarium Hemispheres 21st Century Breakdown <-------

 

---------> Fav. Genres: Progressive Rock/Metal, Experimental Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Alternative Rock <----------

----------------> Least Fav. Genres: Dance-pop, Hip-Hop, House, The Beatles (Just kidding!) <---------------------

28 March 2014
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There is an entertaining theory that all of The Beatles were replaced by new Beatles.  There are forums on the Internet where people are discussing whether the fake John was shot or the real one.

http://plasticmacca.blogspot.c…..brity.html

http://60if.proboards.com/thread/2722

There is also the theory that everyone is dead EXCEPT Paul.

http://udel.edu/~mm/beatles/pa…..Lives.html

"This Beatles talk bores me to death." --John Lennon

28 March 2014
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Here's a place full of Beatles therios

 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmw…..TheBeatles

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28 March 2014
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Here's another entertaining theory that The Beatles were actually Klaatu, and that John Lennon assumed the identity of Tony Sheridan.

http://invanddis.proboards.com…..nnon-alive

These theories are all discussed on various message boards.  I love the ones where they take different photos of The Beatles and show how their faces are different--John's jawline is rounded here, square there, so this one is the impostor, etc.

"This Beatles talk bores me to death." --John Lennon

28 March 2014
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This one says the Beatles never existed. I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot until I saw this.

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28 March 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
This one says the Beatles never existed. I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot until I saw this.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Wow!  Ummm, that is all I can really say……

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28 March 2014
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HeyTrud said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
This one says the Beatles never existed. I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot until I saw this.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Wow!  Ummm, that is all I can really say……

Exactly.

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28 March 2014
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I suspect that entire site is a troll…

Never read that Pete-thing at the top of the thread until now – funny stuff indeed!

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28 March 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
This one says the Beatles never existed. I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot until I saw this.

That has to be done with heavy tongue in cheek. It's not that there are multiple John, Paul George and Ringo's but also more than one Cynthia and Brian. Maybe we all have doppelgängers on earth, maybe all those other parallel dimensions converge here from time to time on holiday trips to freak folk out.

One area of thought over there is that the real Paul died in 1959, another is he did in 1946, another '64. Bizarre. 

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
28 March 2014
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I think it must be, but if you look at the board, they do seem to be taking it seriously. Though I really can't imagine anyone's actually that stupid.

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1 April 2014
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This is not a theory per se, but there's also the claim that Bernard Purdie played drums on many early Beatles tracks. 

 

http://www.jimvallance.com/03-…..urdie.html

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1 April 2014
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There is a thread on his claims called 'Bernard Purdie Played Drums On Beatles Recordings!' if you are interested Necko. There are a also a few posts on Purdie's claim in the 'Beatles Beat' thread starting with post #5.

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
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