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22 August 2014
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Jim McCartney (Paul's dad) on Paul's appearance as a baby: 

“He looked awful. I couldn’t get over it. Horrible. He had one eye open, and he just squawked all the time. They held him up and he looked like a piece of red meat. When I got home I cried, the first time for years and years. But the next day, he looked more human. He turned out a lovely baby in the end.”

 

 

 

 

I  found some many dirty ones but they were so funny, have to remind myself that this is meant to be (relatively) suitable for all ages.

Oh and I love sassy Paul :P

 

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Paul "rapping" Humpty Dumpty:

 

 

Anyone know the origin of this recording?

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@parlance, its mentioned in this 27th July 1993 newspaper article (middle column) as coming from the making of video for the 'Hope of Deliverance' promo video (the relevant part snipped and attached below). I wonder if video footage is out there, would love to see Paul singing it. 

humpty.JPG

 

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What, besides eggs, is in a Humpty Wrap?
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Salt, pepper, milk, butter, looks like some cheese in the picture above, maybe some coriander - all a guess. Makes it sound like scrambled eggs in a tortilla wrap.a-hard-days-night-paul-3

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Might be a repost, and if so, my apologies.  Red Nose Day comic bit. Beatley content at 11:11 if you want to skip ahead.

 

 

Edit: Also, a Daily Mail interview with Ringo about the sketch.

Edit2: I just realized the guy playing Smithy is the one who'll be replacing Craig Ferguson in the Late Late Show spot next year.

So funny to see Paul joking about his legacy like that. I feel like when he does comic bits in the US, they're nowhere near as edgy.

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AppleScruffJunior said

 

Edit:

They forgot a few covers for Paul:

Paul McCartney on the cover of Rolling Stone. #paulmccartney #rollingstone

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Great one! I have to imagine the group in the top photo is a current "boy band"?

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@Zig That would be One Direction, yes.

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Old Paul dress-up doll.

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Cute deviantart drawing involving Martha

 

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Old American kid magazine cover

 

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parlance said

Old American kid magazine cover

 

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We need a copy of that at my house!

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