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22 August 2014
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Jim McCartney (Paul's dad) on Paul's appearance as a baby: 

“He looked awful. I couldn’t get over it. Horrible. He had one eye open, and he just squawked all the time. They held him up and he looked like a piece of red meat. When I got home I cried, the first time for years and years. But the next day, he looked more human. He turned out a lovely baby in the end.”

 

 

 

 

I  found some many dirty ones but they were so funny, have to remind myself that this is meant to be (relatively) suitable for all ages.

Oh and I love sassy Paul :P

 

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25 August 2014
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Paul "rapping" Humpty Dumpty:

 

 

Anyone know the origin of this recording?

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25 August 2014
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@parlance, its mentioned in this 27th July 1993 newspaper article (middle column) as coming from the making of video for the 'Hope of Deliverance' promo video (the relevant part snipped and attached below). I wonder if video footage is out there, would love to see Paul singing it. 

humpty.JPG

 

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25 August 2014
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What, besides eggs, is in a Humpty Wrap?
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25 August 2014
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Salt, pepper, milk, butter, looks like some cheese in the picture above, maybe some coriander - all a guess. Makes it sound like scrambled eggs in a tortilla wrap.a-hard-days-night-paul-3

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28 August 2014
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Might be a repost, and if so, my apologies.  Red Nose Day comic bit. Beatley content at 11:11 if you want to skip ahead.

 

 

Edit: Also, a Daily Mail interview with Ringo about the sketch.

Edit2: I just realized the guy playing Smithy is the one who'll be replacing Craig Ferguson in the Late Late Show spot next year.

So funny to see Paul joking about his legacy like that. I feel like when he does comic bits in the US, they're nowhere near as edgy.

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for you @Annadog40

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AppleScruffJunior said

 

Edit:

They forgot a few covers for Paul:

Paul McCartney on the cover of Rolling Stone. #paulmccartney #rollingstone

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Great one! I have to imagine the group in the top photo is a current "boy band"?

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3 September 2014
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@Zig That would be One Direction, yes.

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4 September 2014
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Old Paul dress-up doll.

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12 September 2014
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Cute deviantart drawing involving Martha

 

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13 September 2014
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Old American kid magazine cover

 

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parlance said

Old American kid magazine cover

 

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We need a copy of that at my house!

23 September 2014
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John Malkovich recreated iconic photos and artwork, including the naked John/clothed Yoko one.

 

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23 September 2014
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I find this super funny

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I was originally going to post this in the "Incredibly Impossible" thread as Beatles spotting that doesn't qualify as "news,"  but it probably belongs better here.

It's from ClickHole, which is a satire site parodying those stupid "clickbait" websites.

 

Incredible! This Man Can Name All The Beatles

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