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11 November 2010
2.13am

mr. Sun king coming together

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As people may have noticed, certain people have excelled at parodying the timeless Beatles Tunes.
I sincerely wish to thank Zig and Mean Mrs. Mustard for starting this tradition and giving me the courage to parody them myself. I ask you to repost any parodies in this thread to allow all rewritten songs in one place. However this thread Is open to you guys, also. As John Wrote "Bring On The Lucie"
Here was my first attempt, written to the tune of Can't Buy Me Love:
"Can't Buy Me Posts"
Can't buy Me Posts
Everybody tells me so
Can't Buy Me Posts
I'll buy you Diamond rings Zig if it'll make you feel all right
I'll get you anything Zig if makes you feel all right
I don't care too much for anything else All I want is your posts
(repeat chorus)
Everyone else can live on money
But all I need Is your posts Zig
Without your posts Zig
I could never live
(Repeat chorus)
Fade out to repeated chant of We need you Zig
Please Don't laugh.

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

11 November 2010
2.19am

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And My second attempt, written to the tune of She Loves You.
Note: This was written the day Before Zig's Birthday. To sing to anybody else, insert their name where you see Zig.
Again please don't laugh
Happy Birthday (Beatles Bible Edition)
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig Zig
Well it's your birthday today
And I only want to say<
That We wish you all the best
On your Special Day
So Happy Birthday
And have a great day
Cause there's no better way
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig Zig
So we all hope you have a ball
Just don't rent a dance hall
Cause if you do
We will find you
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday Zig Zig Zig
Happy Birthday To You Zig Zig Zig

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

11 November 2010
3.41am

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

The "Happy Birthday" thing was "She Loves You." You didn't mention it in the OP, so I couldn't make sense of it.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

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11 November 2010
4.38am

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Paperback Poster(Paperback writter)

Dear Sir or Madam could you read my post

i took my years to write, will you take a look

it`s based on a post by a man named Zig

And i need a post

so i want to be a paperback poster

It`s a funny story of a funny man

and her wife doesn`t understand

His son is working for a daily mail

(Tune of She came in through the Bathroom Window)

And so he quit the daily mail

and got himself a not so steady job

as a paperback poster( tune papaerback writter)

And he thought he knew the answer

But he wrote

What he could not understand

Did anybody tell him

Did anybody see

He wrote sunday to monday

Paperback poster

John, Paul, George and Ringo= The Beatles And i buried Tulio!

11 November 2010
5.10am

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Wow guys I'm impressed!! Those rewrites are truly amazing!! george-martin

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11 November 2010
12.22pm

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Nice One!

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

11 November 2010
11.29pm

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mr. Sun king coming together said:

Nice One!

Thanks, i really put a lot of thought to it

John, Paul, George and Ringo= The Beatles And i buried Tulio!

25 April 2011
10.21pm

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Okay, Blue Nicey, here it is. I won't try to get all mine in one thread, but here is a new parody:
To the runs of Love Me Do, Here goes:
Oh, Why do you do
The things that you do?
You know it makes me mad
So please don't do it no more
I ask you sweetly,
I ask multiple times,
But I ask you again
Please don't do that no more
If you don't agree
The door is to your left
But I would strongly say
You might want to stay.

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

25 April 2011
10.53pm

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Yay! Glad I found this thread. I’ve been meaning to do a rewrite of “A Day in the Life.” Maybe now this will give me some motivation.

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25 April 2011
10.55pm

Till There Was You

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I wrote some Beatle poems… Though, those don't count. I'm just gonna watch out for the good rewrites.

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25 April 2011
11.06pm

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Really, I don't think I'll post as many any more. But, if you ever need a lyric or two, just ask.

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

26 April 2011
1.10am

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MeanMrsMustard said:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

The "Happy Birthday" thing was "She Loves You." You didn't mention it in the OP, so I couldn't make sense of it.

I love the fact that you said OOOOOOOOH. while talking about She Loves You. a-hard-days-night-john-6

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26 April 2011
1.13am

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Paulrus, how goes the song?

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

26 April 2011
1.44am

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Due to my legendary inability to finish anything I start, I haven't done any more work on it. stuart-sutcliffe

I'll continue it soon, I promise!

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26 April 2011
1.49am

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Well, if you ever need a lyric, just PM and I'll deliver.

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed. "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill

26 April 2011
3.25pm

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Paulrus said:

I love the fact that you said OOOOOOOOH. while talking about She Loves You.

Hahahaha!

*Awesome Points*

Paulrus said:

Due to my legendary inability to finish anything I start, I haven't done any more work on it.

I think I have the same problem…

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

mr. Sun king coming together said And yes, YouTube comments are stupid. But hilariously so.

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