The Beatles Bible - Topic: Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/ Simple:Press Version 5.2.6 Sun Girl on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65715 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65715 From mean Mr mustard; his sister pam works in a shop she never stops she's a polkadot! a-hard-days-night-paul-11

]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:23:00 +0000 Egroeg Evoli on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65604 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65604

Gerell said
John would be good at this lol.

Sweet Loretta Fart, she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan.

 

]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2013 22:04:15 +0000 Beatles in the Blood on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65576 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65576 I'll twig to every wig I've got for a little piece of pie!

]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2013 04:18:52 +0000 diesmitty on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65481 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65481 dunno if this fits, and its probably been mentioned in misheard lyrics, but I can never figure out if on Taxman the line goes "declare the pennies on your eyes" or "declare the pennies on your rise".  I guess either makes sense...but I like 'eyes' as that's always how i've heard it.  "rise" doesnt make as much sense to me....I guess it could still imply the custom of putting pennies on the eyes of the dead, but i like the idea that Harrison is saying that even if you're dead you pay taxes on the 2 pennys that someone gives ...]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:04:06 +0000 Zig on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65455 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65455

Egroeg Evoli said
Make up funny lyrics that someone could confuse with the real lyrics- example: "Sweep, city starling, doughnut rye," instead of "Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry," or something random like that.

Small furry wheels are clever.

]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:36:33 +0000 Mocker on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65446 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65446 Well, just as Bob Dylan did, I used to think the lyric in 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand' was :

I get high! i get high! I get hiiiigh!

Turns out it is "I can't hide! I can't hide! I can't hide!"

John had to awkwardly break it to Dylan after he assumed the Beatles smoked weed before offering them a joint. Something like that.

 

]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2013 11:52:55 +0000 Egroeg Evoli on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65410 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65410 Yeah. Bad wording on my part, I know.

]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:03:47 +0000 Linde on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65397 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65397 So it's basically just making up lyrics that sound like the real lyrics?

]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:29:18 +0000 Gerell on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65301 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65301 John would be good at this lol.

I'll edit this post once I get some ideas during this boring lecture.

]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 04:48:51 +0000 Egroeg Evoli on Funny Misheard Lyrics That You Probably Actually Heard Correctly http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65288 The songs http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/the-songs/funny-misheard-lyrics-that-you-probably-actually-heard-correctly/#p65288 Make up funny lyrics that someone could confuse with the real lyrics- example: "Sweep, city starling, doughnut rye," instead of "Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry," or something random like that. It doesn't have to make sense or be that funny, like mine wasn't. Sorry if this doesn't make sense.

Basically, it's like the Misheard Lyrics thread, except the lyrics you post weren't actually misheard by you.

I don't know how to say this to make it clear. I'll try to clarify more if you don't understand this.

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