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Southpaul (Left handed Paul)
9 July 2013
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I noticed on the recent Charlie Rose show where Paul was reciting his own poetry from his new book, he stood at the podium, and he turned the pages with his right hand.

I wouldn't put it past Paul to have taught himself over the years to be more ambidextrous.

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10 July 2013
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Maybe there is more than one Paul after all 1 substitute Paul wouldn't be good enough to replace the original Paul so there are tons of Pauls out there all in contact with each other. If the Paul on duty gets knackered and needs a break he sends a tweet to number 35 who promptly comes out of Cavendish or the nearest location and off he goes all refreshed.  Makes touring far easier as when Paul goes on tour they call number 78 for Florida, 183 for Vancouver, 13 for Dublin. They are all over the place. For this poetry reading they got sloppy and a right handed Paul mistakenly got out.

Obviously they have some who only do the thumbs up and a few other minor odds and ends whilst the better singers do the concerts, tho they all have to remember select questions whilst a select few have a more indepth knowledge of the past for the major interviews. Would explain why we keep getting the same beatle stories all the time.

I tell you in the year 2453 Paul will still be touring with the reason for his long life on the air refreshion diet, active romance in his relationship with his wife, and being hooked up to the Cryonic Life Preserver for 2 hours each modulation segment of time.apple02

Its all a conspiracy people.

 

I really need to go to bed. I really need to stop writing on this forum when I need to go to bed.apple02

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1 September 2013
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meanmistermustard said

I tell you in the year 2453 Paul will still be touring with the reason for his long life on the air refreshion diet, active romance in his relationship with his wife, and being hooked up to the Cryonic Life Preserver for 2 hours each modulation segment of time.apple02

Its all a conspiracy people.
I really need to go to bed. I really need to stop writing on this forum when I need to go to bed.apple02

Here goes my too late at night reply: Unless Nancy agrees to be hooked up to this Cryonic Life Preserver (CLP), by the year 2453, at least 10 more women of standard human lifespan could have the thrill of becoming "Mrs. Paul McCartney". Dang, I need find out how I can get a hook-up with this CLP. 10 more shots at a dream.

1 September 2013
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cbatcu, the post before last (number 3) is showing blank. Can you delete your post (I can't do this), or edit it and write something?

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1 September 2013
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fabfouremily...i tried deleting it 4 times last night and again just now. It won't go away.?.?

1 September 2013
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Hmmm... dunno why that's happening. Maybe it's something else to do with the update. Sorry about that.

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2 September 2013
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Message deleted. Not sure what happened there.

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