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Questions you'd ask Paul if you could interview him
26 October 2013
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^^wetsroosa, your idea just gave me the sudden urge to interview Janet's friend. We have to get her account first hand. I have so many questions for her. We might have to start a "What questions would you ask to massage therapists who have given Paul a massage" thread. No. No. Bad idea. Somebody slap my fingers virtually.

*slap* 

I guess it would be kind of odd to to start randomly asking questions to someone you don't know. 

Sounds like my bachelor days. a-hard-days-night-ringo-13

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26 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said
OMG!!!!!!!

A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.

Hahaha, OMG that's amazing! When was this? I'm sort of surprised he doesn't retain a personal MT as part of his entourage, if he likes massages. So, Paul, where do you hold your tension? Did you ask if the lotion she used was tested on animals? Swedish or Shiatsu?

Dammit, now I really want a massage. paul-mccartney

26 October 2013
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acmac, he was in Tulsa for his "Out There" tour on May 29th and 30th. The 29th sold out so quickly that Paul add the second show.

Very excellent questions you added into the mix. 

If he has more than one (one in NY, one in London, one near his home, and random people while on the road), we can see if their stories match. Also, multiple MTs might give us a fuller picture of Paul the massage client.

26 October 2013
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Since its in the air, Paul, what are you're thoughts towards Give My Regards To Broad Street (film and soundtrack) looking back at it nearly 30 years later?

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26 October 2013
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Since its in the air, Paul, what are you're thoughts towards Give My Regards To Broad Street (film and soundtrack) looking back at it nearly 30 years later?

Thank you, mmm. That question might cause him to need a therapy session ASAP.

26 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said

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Since its in the air, Paul, what are you're thoughts towards Give My Regards To Broad Street (film and soundtrack) looking back at it nearly 30 years later?

Thank you, mmm. That question might cause him to need a therapy session ASAP.

If you want to give Paul an extra push towards deep, repeated sessions we could show him the film, stopping every now and then to explain where we think it went wrong and how to improve it.

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26 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said

Ahhh Girl said

meanmistermustard said
Since its in the air, Paul, what are you're thoughts towards Give My Regards To Broad Street (film and soundtrack) looking back at it nearly 30 years later?

Thank you, mmm. That question might cause him to need a therapy session ASAP.

If you want to give Paul an extra push towards deep, repeated sessions we could show him the film, stopping every now and then to explain where we think it went wrong and how to improve it.

I'll block out an extended weekend for this plan.

27 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said
OMG!!!!!!!

A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.

 

I keep meaning to mention I love this story so much I told my hairdresser yesterday.

Did he sing "Hey Jude"... in the nude? :-P

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27 October 2013
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One question is, or should be, in the case of a massage would Paul be open to the offer of "extra's"?

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27 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said
One question is, or should be, in the case of a massage would Paul be open to the offer of "extra's"?

I had the same question, and you worded it much more diplomatically.

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27 October 2013
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acmac said

I'm sort of surprised he doesn't retain a personal MT as part of his entourage, if he likes massages.

I have a theory. He likes to have many women put their hands all over him. Yet, just touching is but a shadow of his Beatles days. So, now on to mmm's question. My conjecture is: No, he doesn't go in for extra's from the MTs. But, he builds up a lot of sexual tension during those sessions, and that's why he said Nancy is the one thing he cannot do without while he is touring.

Paul, did I hit the  nail on the head?

Breathe, fangirls. sky666, where's that big fan?

27 October 2013
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27 October 2013
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Sky666 said

Thanks. We can drag it back into the private fangirl chat going on once things have cooled off out here. Really, though, we need an industrial-sized a/c unit in there.

27 October 2013
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Thanks. We can drag it back into the private fangirl chat going on once things have cooled off out here. Really, though, we need an industrial-sized a/c unit in there.

We certainly need to get one installed.

 

P.S. there is an inquiry in the private chat. 

27 October 2013
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The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

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27 October 2013
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The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

Its best you stay put a-hard-days-night-george-10

27 October 2013
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The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

Its best you stay put a-hard-days-night-george-10

I ain't going nowhere near it. Considering some of the comments here the conversations going on behind the scenes will be triple x-rated and banned in 28 States.

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27 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said

Sky666 said

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The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

Its best you stay put a-hard-days-night-george-10

I ain't going nowhere near it. Considering some of the comments here the conversations going on behind the scenes will be triple x-rated and banned in 28 States.

What about the other states and other countries? 

27 October 2013
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Sky666 said

meanmistermustard said

Sky666 said

meanmistermustard said
The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

Its best you stay put a-hard-days-night-george-10

I ain't going nowhere near it. Considering some of the comments here the conversations going on behind the scenes will be triple x-rated and banned in 28 States.

What about the other states and other countries? 

You don't want to know, pitchforks and bonfires are part of it.

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27 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said

Sky666 said

meanmistermustard said

Sky666 said

meanmistermustard said
The private chat, is that even more debauched than on the forum? I certainly don't want to be a part of it, far too innocent for such things, just a-wondering. 

Its best you stay put a-hard-days-night-george-10

I ain't going nowhere near it. Considering some of the comments here the conversations going on behind the scenes will be triple x-rated and banned in 28 States.

What about the other states and other countries? 

You don't want to know, pitchforks and bonfires are part of it.

Ah, so the south like it was with the "more popular the Jesus" remark. Well, they are going to have to kick Ahhh Girl & I out first to accomplish their goal. The other states and countries will just have to deal with it. 

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