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25 October 2013
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wetsroosa said

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Should we take up contributions from the members of the forum and send that wax George head to Heather.

It's a good thing I didn't know who Paul Mccartney was while he was with Heather. i might be sitting in a jail cell somewhere in England.

Or we could make a wax figure of Paul and send it to her. a-hard-days-night-george-10

I would call her evil, but thats just me. I hate that one-legged pirate! 

That's an insult to actual one-legged pirates. They deserve better. Yarr.

It would make pirates in the future think twice before loosing the their legs. a-hard-days-night-george-10

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I see that name change sky###

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I see that name change sky###

End of The Year Awards  thread explains it. a-hard-days-night-george-10

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Sky666 said

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I see that name change sky###

End of The Year Awards  thread explains it. a-hard-days-night-george-10

I jumped over there after finishing this thread and saw the development of the story. I bet SatanHimself will adore your new name.

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Ahhh Girl said

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I see that name change sky###

End of The Year Awards  thread explains it. a-hard-days-night-george-10

I jumped over there after finishing this thread and saw the development of the story. I bet SatanHimself will adore your new name.

Probably a-hard-days-night-john-6

I think I'm going to change it back after Halloween. a-hard-days-night-paul-8

25 October 2013
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I see there is a bit of unfavorable feelings here about Ms. Mills! I'm shocked! (Not!) At the risk of being kicked out of this forum, I must confess (give me a minute...this is very hard)...I actually read a book about her. Please forgive me. I learned some hideous things about her past (she made Anna Nicole Smith look like Mother Teresa!)...how Paul could accept her past was way beyond me. She did some good work charity-wise. That's what Paul was drawn to in the beginning. And, granted it was hard on her to lose her leg. Outside of those 2 things...she is evil incarnate. I know Paul was vulnerable after the loss of Linda (obviously to the point of temporary insanity)...but besides the fact that she treated him hideously and she had a less than stellar past....not to be a snob...but she was way beneath his social class. I think she planned the pregnancy with Beatrice to hook him financially forever. She told Paul that after her accident she was not able to bear children. She knew she was going to leave Paul (and bleed him dry) when she got pregnant. All of it is so sad...a real source of regret for Paul. I hope someday to personally console him!

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25 October 2013
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Just be glad he got out with his sense intact. Heather reminds me of those women in the films who snare a guy and then try and bump him off thru a tragic accident like getting getting caught up in a high wave on a pier or "falling" down the stairs.

Wasn't Heather after some ridiculous amount of cash and possessions throughout the divorce and not at all  happy when she "only" got the £25m +? It's not even the way she acted that really gets me riled but the sheer levels of bullshit she came out with to try and stain Paul's reputation (more than likely in the hope of more cash).

I doubt she's that bothered as she lies in the sun in some foreign resort paying for the staff's respect.

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I see there is a bit of unfavorable feelings here about Ms. Mills! I'm shocked! (Not!) At the risk of being kicked out of this forum, I must confess (give me a minute...this is very hard)...I actually read a book about her. Please forgive me. I learned some hideous things about her past (she made Anna Nicole Smith look like Mother Teresa!)...how Paul could accept her past was way beyond me. She did some good work charity-wise. That's what Paul was drawn to in the beginning. And, granted it was hard on her to lose her leg. Outside of those 2 things...she is evil incarnate. I know Paul was vulnerable after the loss of Linda (obviously to the point of temporary insanity)...but besides the fact that she treated him hideously and she had a less than stellar past....not to be a snob...but she was way beneath his social class. I think she planned the pregnancy with Beatrice to hook him financially forever. She told Paul that after her accident she was not able to bear children. She knew she was going to leave Paul (and bleed him dry) when she got pregnant. All of it is so sad...a real source of regret for Paul. I hope someday to personally console him!

Paul, would you like to join us in a group hug? We don't hold it against you that you flubbed up and married that witch. 

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OMG!!!!!!!

A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.

Paul, did Janet's friend give you a good massage?

Can I give you one?

I admit I am FREAKINGLY JEALOUS!!!!

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OMG!!!!!!!

A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.

Paul, did Janet's friend give you a good massage?

Can I give you one?

I admit I am FREAKINGLY JEALOUS!!!!

 

She's seen Paul in the flesh and you haven't? God take mercy on your soul AG, you might need the group hug at this rate.

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wetsroosa said

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OMG!!!!!!!
A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.
Paul, did Janet's friend give you a good massage?
Can I give you one?
I admit I am FREAKINGLY JEALOUS!!!!

 

She's seen Paul in the flesh and you haven't? God take mercy on your soul AG, you might need the group hug at this rate.

yes, please.

25 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said

wetsroosa said

Ahhh Girl said
OMG!!!!!!!
A friend at this workshop just told me this story. A friend of hers is a massage therapist in Tulsa, OK. She walked in to the client the hotel assigned to her and it was PAUL MCCARTNEY! Oklahoma requires the person getting the massage to be covered by a sheet. He told her no, I do it in the nude. She was freaking out, but she started working on him. Under her breath she said “For an old fart, you are in really good shape.” He said, “What did you say?” She said, “Oh, nothing.” But he insisted that she tell him. So she did. He laughed and said that he had never been called an “old fart.” When she was finished, he sang “Hey, Jude” to her one-on-one in the room.
Paul, did Janet's friend give you a good massage?
Can I give you one?
I admit I am FREAKINGLY JEALOUS!!!!

 

She's seen Paul in the flesh and you haven't? God take mercy on your soul AG, you might need the group hug at this rate.

yes, please.

And a therapy session. 

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How am I supposed to concentrate this afternoon?

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How am I supposed to concentrate this afternoon?

Good question...I would say take a rest from the forums, but then your mind still wonder off to nudey pictures of Paul in your head. Umm...good luck and hum a tune. 

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Sky666 said

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How am I supposed to concentrate this afternoon?

Good question...I would say take a rest from the forums, but then your mind still wonder off to nudey pictures of Paul in your head. Umm...good luck and hum a tune. 

The song tells the truth "I get by With A Little Help From My Friends." What would I have done without y'all today? What if Janet had dropped that bomb on me and I didn't have you all to tell and get support from? 

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Ahhh Girl said

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How am I supposed to concentrate this afternoon?

Good question...I would say take a rest from the forums, but then your mind still wonder off to nudey pictures of Paul in your head. Umm...good luck and hum a tune. 

The song tells the truth "I get by With A Little Help From My Friends." What would I have done without y'all today? What if Janet had dropped that bomb on me and I didn't have you all to tell and get support from? 

Either way, your story would have been a made-for-TV movie on the Lifetime Network called "Oh! Darling" starring Sarah Michelle Gellar in August 2016. Just an educated guess. ahdn_paul_01

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^^wetsroosa, your idea just gave me the sudden urge to interview Janet's friend. We have to get her account first hand. I have so many questions for her. We might have to start a "What questions would you ask to massage therapists who have given Paul a massage" thread. No. No. Bad idea. Somebody slap my fingers virtually.

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^^wetsroosa, your idea just gave me the sudden urge to interview Janet's friend. We have to get her account first hand. I have so many questions for her. We might have to start a "What questions would you ask to massage therapists who have given Paul a massage" thread. No. No. Bad idea. Somebody slap my fingers virtually.

*slap* 

I guess it would be kind of odd to to start randomly asking questions to someone you don't know. 

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Sky666 said

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^^wetsroosa, your idea just gave me the sudden urge to interview Janet's friend. We have to get her account first hand. I have so many questions for her. We might have to start a "What questions would you ask to massage therapists who have given Paul a massage" thread. No. No. Bad idea. Somebody slap my fingers virtually.

*slap* 

I guess it would be kind of odd to to start randomly asking questions to someone you don't know. 

Thank you for the smack down, sky666.

If we all put our heads together, we can come up with a standard list of closed- and open-ended questions for the massage therapists in Paul's life.

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Ahhh Girl said

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^^wetsroosa, your idea just gave me the sudden urge to interview Janet's friend. We have to get her account first hand. I have so many questions for her. We might have to start a "What questions would you ask to massage therapists who have given Paul a massage" thread. No. No. Bad idea. Somebody slap my fingers virtually.

*slap* 

I guess it would be kind of odd to to start randomly asking questions to someone you don't know. 

Thank you for the smack down, sky666.

If we all put our heads together, we can come up with a standard list of closed- and open-ended questions for the massage therapists in Paul's life.

He might have more than one, so this maybe more tricky than you think. 

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