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wetsroosa said
So yeah, questions for the man… Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?
If you are lining up volunteers, I’ll go first.
I read that they sticky-fingered a few things when they exited the house. One of them took a pair of his pants. They “time shared” them.
What would I take?
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5.18pm
14 January 2013
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Because he doesn’t want you to eat the bacon.
Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?
We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?
There was fight?To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.
My second girlfriend was a vegetarian, and a card carrying PETA member. Already been through all that. Didn’t help that I worked in a McDonalds at the time, and she tried to force Super Size Me on me and tried to get me to quit that job after seeing the movie. Actual conversation:
Her: “You really need to quit McDonalds. You saw how they are.”
Me: “You got another job immediately lined up for me?”
Her: “No.”
Me: “Then I’m not quitting.”No wonder the relationship didn’t last very long.
So yeah, questions for the man… Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?
Yea, thats a bit too far. I don’t like McDonald’s management, having work there myself, but you need a job. Money is money.
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
5.20pm
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
wetsroosa said
So yeah, questions for the man… Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?
If you are lining up volunteers, I’ll go first.
I read that they sticky-fingered a few things when they exited the house. One of them took a pair of his pants. They “time shared” them.
What would I take?
All his pants? Maybe his underwear?
Paul, boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or commando?
5.22pm
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Offline sky999 said
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
Naw, sky999, that is too much of an invitation for Ahhh Girl to handle. Entering to find Paul and Nancy in the heat of the moment. NOOOOO….not going there.
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5.27pm
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
Naw, sky999, that is too much of an invitation for Ahhh Girl to handle. Entering to find Paul and Nancy in the heat of the moment. NOOOOO….not going there.
Well knock before entering
And what the others aren’t too much invitation, Ms. Psychologist? 
5.27pm
6 August 2013
Offline sky999 said
wetsroosa said
sky999 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Because he doesn’t want you to eat the bacon.
Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?
We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?
There was fight?To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.
My second girlfriend was a vegetarian, and a card carrying PETA member. Already been through all that. Didn’t help that I worked in a McDonalds at the time, and she tried to force Super Size Me on me and tried to get me to quit that job after seeing the movie. Actual conversation:
Her: “You really need to quit McDonalds. You saw how they are.”
Me: “You got another job immediately lined up for me?”
Her: “No.”
Me: “Then I’m not quitting.”No wonder the relationship didn’t last very long.
So yeah, questions for the man… Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?
Yea, thats a bit too far. I don’t like McDonald’s management, having work there myself, but you need a job. Money is money.
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
Believe me, I don’t knock those who have to work there, because like you said, money is money and in this economy, a job is precious. The happiest day of my life (not counting my wedding day, the day my son was born or the day I lost my virginity) was my last day working in a restaurant before leaving the business permanently to go into the radio job I have now. Knowing that I was leaving that part of my life behind- a part that lasted 12 YEARS!- to work for a job I went to college for, with guaranteed insurance and benefits, was very gratifying.
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5.37pm
14 January 2013
Offline wetsroosa said
sky999 said
wetsroosa said
sky999 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Because he doesn’t want you to eat the bacon.
Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?
There was fight?
To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.My second girlfriend was a vegetarian, and a card carrying PETA member. Already been through all that. Didn’t help that I worked in a McDonalds at the time, and she tried to force Super Size Me on me and tried to get me to quit that job after seeing the movie. Actual conversation:
Her: “You really need to quit McDonalds. You saw how they are.”
Me: “You got another job immediately lined up for me?”
Her: “No.”
Me: “Then I’m not quitting.”
No wonder the relationship didn’t last very long.
So yeah, questions for the man… Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?Yea, thats a bit too far. I don’t like McDonald’s management, having work there myself, but you need a job. Money is money.
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?Believe me, I don’t knock those who have to work there, because like you said, money is money and in this economy, a job is precious. The happiest day of my life (not counting my wedding day, the day my son was born or the day I lost my virginity) was my last day working in a restaurant before leaving the business permanently to go into the radio job I have now. Knowing that I was leaving that part of my life behind- a part that lasted 12 YEARS!- to work for a job I went to college for, with guaranteed insurance and benefits, was very gratifying.
I only lasted 8 months there before moving on to another job, but it was a good stepping ladder. 
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20 August 2013
Offline sky999 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
Naw, sky999, that is too much of an invitation for Ahhh Girl to handle. Entering to find Paul and Nancy in the heat of the moment. NOOOOO….not going there.
Well knock before entering
And what the others aren’t too much invitation, Ms. Psychologist?
I was just contemplating the 24/7 access and got a bit dizzy at the top of that ladder. I’ve regained my balance. Bring it on!
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5.46pm
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky999 said
Paul, would you let us install a permanent ladder to climb through the window whenever we wanted?
Naw, sky999, that is too much of an invitation for Ahhh Girl to handle. Entering to find Paul and Nancy in the heat of the moment. NOOOOO….not going there.
Well knock before entering
And what the others aren’t too much invitation, Ms. Psychologist?
I was just contemplating the 24/7 access and got a bit dizzy at the top of that ladder. I’ve regained my balance. Bring it on!
Yay! Who says Nancy would be there? *wink wink*
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Offline You go away for a few hours and upon return find people talking about Paul’s underwear and watching bedroom shenanigans from up a ladder outside his window. We will need a mod to stay on this thread 24/7 the way things are heading.
I watched Super Size Me and was grossed out, didn’t stop me eating a Big Mac tho. What did stop me in the end was realising the food is neither good nor cost effective. Damn stupid request if you ask me to ask someone to quit a job when they have nothing else (but no one did so fair enough).
I’m sure Paul has kissed a fan on the mouth throughout the last 43 years since the Beatles split.
Back to the topic in hand.
Paul, do you ever listen to old Beatles solo albums by the others, do you have a favourite (and no we dont accept they are all good, we want answers)?
Are you taking the piss with the question and answer monthly guff on your website?
Do you ever wake up and secretly wish you could eat a bacon roll?
Were you high when recording Mary Had A Little Lamb?
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You go away for a few hours and upon return find people talking about Paul’s underwear and watching bedroom shenanigans from up a ladder outside his window. We will need a mod to stay on this thread 24/7 the way things are heading.
Please, please, can I volunteer right here where that suggestion’s first made, NOT to be that mod!
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6.06pm
14 February 2013
Offline Yay! Who says Nancy would be there? *wink wink*
YES! That’s what I was thinking too, Sky. Nancy? She is off shopping leaving Paul all alone 
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6.07pm
14 January 2013
Offline We’re just having bit of fun. No need to be under the microscope of a mod 24/7.
Paul, which would you choose bacon roll or breakfast burrito that has bacon/sausage?
Paul, were high while singing/recording Hi, Hi, Hi ?
What is the most amount of pot you have smoked in one sitting?
What is your favorite type of pot? (I believe have already asked this, but oh well)
Do/did you have a dealer or do you grow your own?
Do/did you have your own roach clip or do/did you use coins?
6.08pm
14 January 2013
Offline mja6758 said
meanmistermustard said
You go away for a few hours and upon return find people talking about Paul’s underwear and watching bedroom shenanigans from up a ladder outside his window. We will need a mod to stay on this thread 24/7 the way things are heading.Please, please, can I volunteer right here where that suggestion’s first made, NOT to be that mod!
You would need the psychiatric help for that. 
6.10pm
14 January 2013
Offline HeyTrud said
Yay! Who says Nancy would be there? *wink wink*
YES! That’s what I was thinking too, Sky. Nancy? She is off shopping leaving Paul all alone
Maybe shopping…
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Offline You all have tried to put a good light on it for me, but I must come clean. My thought when I posted that I wasn’t going “there” was asking Nancy and Paul if I could join in.
MMM, the story I read was that it was a regular pair of slacks that the girl stole. When the shorter girl was wearing them they would hem the pants. When it was time for the taller girl to wear them, they let the hem out.
TIME OUT. AHHH GIRL HAS A SERIOUS QUESTION. WON’T TAKE LONG OR HURT TOO MUCH.
Back in the 70’s you sang that you thought of giving it all away…you only needed a pint a day. You haven’t done that for over 40 years now, and the world is truly thankful.
How much lead time will you give your fans before actually bowing out if you ever decide to do that?
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What is your favorite artist(s) from today (modern music)?
I know he always gets asked about his favorite music from when he was younger, but doesn’t get asked too often about today’s music. I know recently has he has seen Jay-Z and Kanye West in concert.
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6 August 2013
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A non-funny oneWhat is your favorite artist(s) from today (modern music)?
I know he always gets asked about his favorite music from when he was younger, but doesn’t get asked too often about today’s music. I know recently has he has seen Jay-Z and Kanye West in concert.
He liked the Grey Album bootleg that Danger Mouse did (White Album mixed with Jay-Z’s Black Album), so he’s a little familiar with Jay-Z’s work. I’d actually like to hear the answer to that question, because what does a man who’s inspired just about everything going on in popular music listen to today? I can imagine him liking Mumford and Sons and the Civil Wars and groups like that, but who’s to say?
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Offline wetsroosa said
sky999 said
A non-funny one
What is your favorite artist(s) from today (modern music)?
I know he always gets asked about his favorite music from when he was younger, but doesn’t get asked too often about today’s music. I know recently has he has seen Jay-Z and Kanye West in concert.
He liked the Grey Album bootleg that Danger Mouse did (White Album mixed with Jay-Z’s Black Album), so he’s a little familiar with Jay-Z’s work. I’d actually like to hear the answer to that question, because what does a man who’s inspired just about everything going on in popular music listen to today? I can imagine him liking Mumford and Sons and the Civil Wars and groups like that, but who’s to say?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…..43019.html
From the Twitter Q & A
Cheers @JacksonBeatles The last albums I bought were by @kanyewest @The_National @thecivilwars and @s_c_ (Jay Z) #askMacca
sky999 said
All his pants? Maybe his underwear?
Paul, boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or commando?
I missed this comment while the posts were flying around this morning. Now I see why MMM was talking about Paul’s underwear.
Girls, would you like me to pocket Paul’s jockstrap during a clandestine entry?
Well, yes, it would like it better if Nancy were off shopping in Buenos Aires so there wouldn’t be a chance she might get tired and come home early and find us. What would I do if she did walk in on us? I hope there is a ladder inside that I could shimmy up to get back out that window. I might leave a extra suit of clothes right outside that window, just in case.
Yes, I just had to read back through today’s additions. You know. Research to prepare for my next counseling session.
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2.41am
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
wetsroosa said
sky999 said
A non-funny one
What is your favorite artist(s) from today (modern music)?
I know he always gets asked about his favorite music from when he was younger, but doesn’t get asked too often about today’s music. I know recently has he has seen Jay-Z and Kanye West in concert.
He liked the Grey Album bootleg that Danger Mouse did (White Album mixed with Jay-Z’s Black Album), so he’s a little familiar with Jay-Z’s work. I’d actually like to hear the answer to that question, because what does a man who’s inspired just about everything going on in popular music listen to today? I can imagine him liking Mumford and Sons and the Civil Wars and groups like that, but who’s to say?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…..43019.html
From the Twitter Q & A
Cheers @JacksonBeatles The last albums I bought were by @kanyewest @The_National @thecivilwars and @s_c_ (Jay Z) #askMacca
sky999 said
All his pants? Maybe his underwear?
Paul, boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or commando?
I missed this comment while the posts were flying around this morning. Now I see why MMM was talking about Paul’s underwear.
Girls, would you like me to pocket Paul’s jockstrap during a clandestine entry?
Well, yes, it would like it better if Nancy were off shopping in Buenos Aires so there wouldn’t be a chance she might get tired and come home early and find us. What would I do if she did walk in on us? I hope there is a ladder inside that I could shimmy up to get back out that window. I might leave a extra suit of clothes right outside that window, just in case.
Yes, I just had to read back through today’s additions. You know. Research to prepare for my next counseling session.
Remember the pat down upthread? So, yes search Paul.
I thought about this one while I was at work. Paul, do you take Viagra?
Ahhh Girl, have you checked the “Who is the best looking Beatle thread?
