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Questions you'd ask Paul if you could interview him
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16 October 2013
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sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?

16 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said

sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?

There was fight?

To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.  

16 October 2013
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You all have been doing an excellent job of vocalizing my Paul McCartney fantasies while I've been away from my computer! I'm sorry I was sidelined by the dentist. By the way...how would you like to be Paul's dentist? I am quite sure that no matter how much experience I had, I could NOT just sit there and putter around in his mouth without leaning over for a kiss. So, sue me, Paul...I'm only human. I would like to ask Paul if he has ever kissed a fan...not in the Hamburg days when he had his way with all those groupies...but when he was married to Linda or "that woman" or Nancy. I'm not saying it went any further than just a kiss (HE'S only human!)...just...has he ever done it? How did it happen? Did he apologize or slap her with a confidentiality agreement demanding that she'd never tell. My money is on the possibility that it has happened. I would find it hard to believe he's gone all these years without so much as one kiss for a fan (on the mouth!) Would that it were me...but then, I'd be dead, having died of a heart attack if it happened...or maybe just melted like the witch in the Wizard of Oz! "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

16 October 2013
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mccartneyalarm said
You all have been doing an excellent job of vocalizing my
Paul McCartney fantasies while I've been away from my computer! I'm sorry I was sidelined by the dentist. By the way...how would you like to be Paul's dentist? I am quite sure that no matter how much experience I had, I could NOT just sit there and putter around in his mouth without leaning over for a kiss. So, sue me, Paul...I'm only human. I would like to ask Paul if he has ever kissed a fan...not in the Hamburg days when he had his way with all those groupies...but when he was married to Linda or "that woman" or Nancy. I'm not saying it went any further than just a kiss (HE'S only human!)...just...has he ever done it? How did it happen? Did he apologize or slap her with a confidentiality agreement demanding that she'd never tell. My money is on the possibility that it has happened. I would find it hard to believe he's gone all these years without so much as one kiss for a fan (on the mouth!) Would that it were me...but then, I'd be dead, having died of a heart attack if it happened...or maybe just melted like the witch in the Wizard of Oz! "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

I've been waiting for you to jump into this canoe and help us paddle. Stroke, stroke.

And, oh, you did.apple01heartapple01

The dentist and counseling offices are in the same building.

 

16 October 2013
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sky999 said

Ahhh Girl said

sky999 said

Because he doesn't want you to eat the bacon. 

Paul, would you sprinkle holy pepsi on wetsroosa for eating the bacon?

We almost ended up with a cage fight between MMM and Lewisohn already this morning. How shall we avoid a match between Paul and wetsroosa over a breakfast burrito?
There was fight?

To avoid this match let Paul slap the burrito out of wetsroosa hand, give him a lecture on why the burrito is bad, and a slide show to show animal cruelty.  

My second girlfriend was a vegetarian, and a card carrying PETA member. Already been through all that. Didn't help that I worked in a McDonalds at the time, and she tried to force Super Size Me on me and tried to get me to quit that job after seeing the movie. Actual conversation:

Her: "You really need to quit McDonalds. You saw how they are."
Me: "You got another job immediately lined up for me?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Then I'm not quitting."

No wonder the relationship didn't last very long. ahdn_paul_01

So yeah, questions for the man... Paul, are you afraid that any of us are going to be like the Apple scruffs that came in through your bathroom window?

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