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Questions you'd ask Paul if you could interview him
12 October 2013
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cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Good one, sky090909!!! I'll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

Take that with a Margarita? 

Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain't waitin' around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.

*passes Margarita*

 

Yes, it was on Penny Lane

Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?

 

Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam.

Well, I'm sure there's nothing left in it then. She's such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam's parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.

Why didn't Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?

Well you see, Mister City Policeman had to come to take it away because Mean Mr. Mustard was he was throwing salt at people while shouting obscene words. This is how it got into the possession of Doctor Robert. He then gave some to Pam as a Day Tripper, but that wasn't enough. Pam, had one of the Apple Scruffs climb through Dr. Robert's bathroom window and steal the shaker.

stay-on-topic

12 October 2013
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^ OK - I'm officially lost :)

12 October 2013
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Lol

Dr. Robert was working for the police department as a drug examiner before quitting to get himself a steady job. 

 

 

stay-on-topic

12 October 2013
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I'd ask him how the hell he didn't know he was jamming with the remains of Nirvana when they did "Cut Me Some Slack"? That's the best song he's done since "Junior's Farm".

12 October 2013
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Paul R said
I'd ask him how the hell he didn't know he was jamming with the remains of Nirvana when they did "Cut Me Some Slack"? That's the best song he's done since "Junior's Farm".

Nice one - coincidentally I only read about the Nirvana thing last night  - very interesting.  And welcome to the boards.

 

12 October 2013
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trcanberra said
^ OK - I'm officially lost :)

Yeah, sky090909 and I got to rolling on that one.  We sorted the matter out. No need for you to hurt your head trying to figure it out.

Edit: You are a smart cookie. I shouldn't have slighted you so easily. Sorry about that. I'm sure you can figure out the conversation.

12 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Good one, sky090909!!! I'll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

Take that with a Margarita? 

Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain't waitin' around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.

*passes Margarita*

 

Yes, it was on Penny Lane

Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?

 

Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam.

Well, I'm sure there's nothing left in it then. She's such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam's parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.

Why didn't Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?

I'm getting my lawyer in to see if I have a lawsuit case here, undue association to a debatable accusation (if Apple can sue over anything dubious then we should learn to do the same). I'm very happy to settle before it gets to that point, my demands are a curly-wurly, Paul's new album and a can of sugar-free irn bru.

 

To get back on topic: Paul, are there any albums or songs you have released that you look back on and think "that wasn't that great" or would like to rerecord?

When do we get a sequel to 'Give My Regards To Broad Street', it's been 19 years since the first release?

He told us not to get overwhelmed by grief and whatever thoughts we have... to keep them happy, because any thoughts we have of him will travel to him wherever he is. (John Lennon - 27/8/67)
12 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said

Ahhh Girl said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said

sky090909 said

cbatcu said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Good one, sky090909!!! I'll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

Take that with a Margarita? 

Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain't waitin' around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.

*passes Margarita*

Yes, it was on Penny Lane

Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?

Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam.

Well, I'm sure there's nothing left in it then. She's such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam's parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.

Why didn't Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?

I'm getting my lawyer in to see if I have a lawsuit case here, undue association to a debatable accusation (if Apple can sue over anything dubious then we should learn to do the same). I'm very happy to settle before it gets to that point, my demands are a curly-wurly, Paul's new album and a can of sugar-free irn bru.

 

Not you meanmistermustard, but the OTHER Mean Mr. Mustard.  No need to bring in the courts. a-hard-days-night-george-10

 

12 October 2013
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8That's why I wrote "undue association", it's a very dubious claim but i'm sure a lawyer will take it on for a bite of the curly-wurly and swig of irn bru when we win.

He told us not to get overwhelmed by grief and whatever thoughts we have... to keep them happy, because any thoughts we have of him will travel to him wherever he is. (John Lennon - 27/8/67)
12 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8That's why I wrote "undue association", it's a very dubious claim but i'm sure a lawyer will take it on for a bite of the curly-wurly and swig of irn bru when we win.

How did you know you will win? a-hard-days-night-george-10

12 October 2013
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My two cents on Buffett/McCartney: "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" and "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?."  They could switch from one to the other thru-out the song.

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

12 October 2013
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mccartneyalarm said
My two cents on Buffett/McCartney: "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" and "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?."  They could switch from one to the other thru-out the song.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 That could work

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw in the Road or Why Don't We Get Drunk and Do It in the Road? 

12 October 2013
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sky999 said

meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8That's why I wrote "undue association", it's a very dubious claim but i'm sure a lawyer will take it on for a bite of the curly-wurly and swig of irn bru when we win.

How did you know you will win? a-hard-days-night-george-10

 

I'm happy for an out of court settlement.

He told us not to get overwhelmed by grief and whatever thoughts we have... to keep them happy, because any thoughts we have of him will travel to him wherever he is. (John Lennon - 27/8/67)
12 October 2013
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meanmistermustard said

sky999 said

meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8That's why I wrote "undue association", it's a very dubious claim but i'm sure a lawyer will take it on for a bite of the curly-wurly and swig of irn bru when we win.

How did you know you will win? a-hard-days-night-george-10

 

I'm happy for an out of court settlement.

*Hands over sugar-free irn bru and curly wurly* You are going to have to wait on the cd mate 

 

12 October 2013
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8  Thank you. Now I know why Apple sue everything and anything they can.

He told us not to get overwhelmed by grief and whatever thoughts we have... to keep them happy, because any thoughts we have of him will travel to him wherever he is. (John Lennon - 27/8/67)
12 October 2013
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Heres a video of Paul in Time Square to keep you happy. 

12 October 2013
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Hey Sky, thanks for negotiating a settlement with MMM. I'll spring for the cd to keep him happy. I'll even throw one in for you for all your hard work while I was out playing/celebrating. 

12 October 2013
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Ahhh Girl said
Hey Sky, thanks for negotiating a settlement with MMM. I'll spring for the cd to keep him happy. I'll even throw one in for you for all your hard work while I was out playing/celebrating. 

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Thank you :D

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12 October 2013
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^ and ^^ and ^^^ etc. and et al ...

Whatever you folks are smoking - send some down here :)

13 October 2013
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trcanberra said
^ and ^^ and ^^^ etc. and et al ...

Whatever you folks are smoking - send some down here :)

Ha ha. Cute.

*puff* Are you sure this stuff is legal in Oz? You wouldn't be trying to get us into trouble would you?

Back on topic:

Paul, when you start naming the number one songs you've had, and you are using your fingers to go along with the count, which finger do you start with?

Would you sing me a lullaby tonight?

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