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1 August 2013
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I think he got his teeth fixed pretty recently — past five years, I’d say. I was sad about the bunny teeth but hey, he’s getting up there.
Questions:
Paul, do you still have Helen Wheels? Where do you keep her?
Have you named any of your other cars/furniture/appliances? (I bet you have.)
A lot of print interviews mention you snacking during them. Is this a time saving/multitasking thing, or an ice-breaking thing?
Do you keep a list somewhere of ideas for character names, in case you want one for a song?
9.01pm
16 August 2012
Offline Do you have a record collection, and if you do, do you ever just pull out some vinyl and chill out for the evening?
E is for 'Ergent'.
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Offline Have you ever embarrassed Nancy? What did you do? How did she handle it? How did you make it up to her?
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Offline Have you ever embarrassed Nancy? What did you do? How did she handle it? How did you make it up to her?
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Right, I did not copy or write the above post attributed to me. I hit “submit reply” and somehow it changed to a copy of Ahhh Girl’s. I’m leaving it there as a sign of this site occassionaly doing weird things.
Back to topic.
Is Nancy’s real name Magil? Does she call ever herself Lil? Was that the chat-up line or icebreaker used be either Nancy or yourself, Paul? If so was it a shining winner of hilarity or so lame it actually worked?
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20 August 2013
Offline Paul, are you a pathological liar in your public life only or does it extend to your private life too?
Don’t worry, sir. You still have my full *attention*.
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1 August 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
Is Nancy’s real name Magil? Does she call ever herself Lil? Was that the chat-up line or icebreaker used be either Nancy or yourself, Paul? If so was it a shining winner of hilarity or so lame it actually worked?
LOL! Nice. 
5.16pm
9 July 2013
Offline And, when you met Nancy, were you “schminking” of gin?
"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
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Offline Was someone else on the scene sniffing about, did it turn nasty, is that how you got Nancy, the sympathy play?
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20 August 2013
Offline To Paul: Would you like to write and perform a song with Jimmy Buffett?
If he said yes: What do you all think a McCartney-Buffett song would sound like? What would the theme be?
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‘Cheeseburger in Pepperland ‘
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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Offline Zig said
‘Cheeseburger in Pepperland ‘
‘Cheeseburger in There’s got to be a veggie option remember 
. They all come with pepper jack cheese.
Would McCartney require Buffett to be meat free for a week before and all during the writing and recording?
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3.46am
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
Zig said
There’s got to be a veggie option remember
Would McCartney require Buffett to be meat free for a week before and all during the writing and recording?
. They all come with pepper jack cheese.Okay, Bocaburger in Pepperland
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Offline Good one, sky090909!!! I’ll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
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14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
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Offline sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
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4.26am
14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
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Offline sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
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14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam .
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Offline sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam .
Well, I’m sure there’s nothing left in it then. She’s such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam’s parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.
Why didn’t Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?
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