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mccartneyalarm said
I think Funny Paper's posts should come with a warning...don't read if you are drinking a beverage of any kind (unless you want to spew it out all over yourself!) Really hilarious! So, I tried to finish the song (though it is nowhere near as funny as Funny Paper's) still hoping Paul will see that I am screwing with his copyrighted material, and he comes to serve with the lawsuit personally!

And, when I awoke, I'm not alone

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It wasn't good, Norwegian Wood

She heaved? Guess she can call in sick and stay home from work and talk to John more. If I were in that girl's shoes, I'd definitely call in sick. Wouldn't have any qualms doing so.

Speaking of spewing...could someone enlighten me on the original story of Zig that started the comments I see everywhere on the forum that go like "I Zigged" "I pulled a Zig" "Unless you want to Zig"?

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cbatcu said

Funny Paper said

mccartneyalarm said
I think Funny Paper's posts should come with a warning...don't read if you are drinking a beverage of any kind (unless you want to spew it out all over yourself!) Really hilarious! So, I tried to finish the song (though it is nowhere near as funny as Funny Paper's) still hoping Paul will see that I am screwing with his copyrighted material, and he comes to serve with the lawsuit personally!

And, when I awoke, I'm not alone

She's on the throne

So, she had to heave,

It wasn't good, Norwegian Wood

Excellent!  I would only change one word, to complete the "heaving" aspect:

"It wasn't good, Norwegian food."

Barf. hehehehe

Thus the song writing team of Funny Paper and mccartneyalarm is born. Shall we argue now and settle whose name comes first for the credits?

 

 

I'll tell the lawyers to dub us "Paper/Alarm" (aka "McFunny"), and if he runs off with a 4-foot-tall Japanese woman who screeches, I'll sell all the rights to Prince.

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vonbontee said

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Speaking of spewing...could someone enlighten me on the original story of Zig that started the comments I see everywhere on the forum that go like "I Zigged" "I pulled a Zig" "Unless you want to Zig"?

cbatcu, to "Zig" means to spray your computer screen with whatever liquid you're drinking when you read something so hilarious, you immediately expel it with laughter. I think it may have begun in one of the threads where Zig rewrote the lyrics to "Run For Your Life" to include lots of references to bunnies, puppies and other cute things, back in 2010 or so.

me: "Paul, have you ever Zigged?"

Paul: "Well, there was this one time, you see. Me and John, we were working on this song. We had the paper there in front of us on the table, like that you see. We both had pens and we would each write down a line as it came to us. Then. I still laugh when I think about it. George, Ringo, and George Martin all broke wind at the same time in the studio. Me and John both Zigged on the paper with the lyrics. By the time we all quit laughing, the ink on part of the paper was all smeared. Neither John or me could remember the words we had written. So we said "Fook it. We will just put some aaahhhs in there and keep going. Perhaps you know the song? It's called "A Day In The Life.""

X-posted in the "Questions you'd ask Paul if you could interview him" thread.

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