Silly Girl said

@Mademoiselle Kitty >^..^< said
I’ve come up with a lovely theory myself, you know. And I dare say it’s the best one yet, because mine ensures that Paul can never prove he is who he says he is. Funnily enough, I don’t think any of the PIDiots have ever proposed that particular theory yet.  I’ll post it here, for a lark, if anyone wants to hear it. 

Ooh… my curiosity is piqued. I must hear this theory of yours.  

Sorry for double posting, I completely forgot about this one. Alright, here we go… 

My theory is, Paul did die (obviously), but a DNA test wouldn’t make any difference, because, wait for it… Phaul is Paul’s twin! 

When Mary Macca gave birth (note that Jim wasn’t present because he was a volunteer at the fire brigade during the war), they told her one of the babies died and simply kidnapped ‘Phaul’, who grew up in a family that lost their little boy. It wasn’t something people talked about with the neighbours during those days and there still was one healthy baby left, so when Mary and baby Paul arrived home, nobody was ever told she actually gave birth to twins.

At some point, it was discovered that there was an identical twin, and when Paul died/was murdered, Phaul simply took his place. As an identical twin, he shared the same lucky genes, so not only was the resemblance enough to fool everyone (save for a few very perceptive people – after all, even identical twins look slightly different and the Truthers are the only ones that noticed), he also had the same musical talent, and might even have been left handed. His true identity explains why his family – which after all truly is his family – went along with it. They were just glad their long lost son/brother/cousin/nephew was part of their lives. It also explains why his voice, mannerisms, and everything else are basically the same. Much of that is genetic, after all.**

So, tl;dr: they only needed to teach Phaul how to play bass and stuff. Since Paul could learn to play pretty much any instrument quite easily, it’s safe to assume his twin would possess the same talent. It always surprised me none of the PIDiots have come up with something this simple. They’ve mentioned clones, but this is so much more logical, isn’t it?

** personal anecdote: I’ve got an adopted uncle who grew up away from his brothers. I did meet his bothers once, at my nan’s funeral. Though those men – by then we’ll in their fifties – grew up in different homes and never saw each other for decades, they had exactly the same mannerisms. Anyone could see they were brothers, and they weren’t even twins! If anyone ever had any doubt about the role genetics play in how we carry ourselves, that definitely was a great piece of evidence.

Why, thank you!

Now, if only I would use all that imagination for something productive…. 

Gonna be a sad day, when it ain’t a myth anymore. 

Sorry! 

Sorry for the double post.

I sincerely hope nobody takes Heather’s ramblings too seriously. She’s been outed as a compulsive liar and fantasist by several people, including the judge ruling their divorce case. 

You say you wish to discuss the matter with people who don’t outright call it rubbish. The problem is, you can’t do anything *but* call this thing rubbish, because that’s all it is. Either something is true, or it’s false. Since Paul is alive and well, the rumour is false. That’s all there’s to it. I’m sorry to be blunt, but anyone thinking there’s more to it, needs their head examined. And their eyes. And their ears.