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7.11pm
14 December 2009
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I'm more likely to join the Flat Earth Society than believe any claims on that video, assuming I ever manage to see it without paying a nickel for it.
Lotta interesting theories out there. Didja know that Paul was actually MURDERED by the CIA, who are in fact the Illuminati, who own all the record companies, who force us to listen to music that brainwashes us into helping fulfill their secret agenda? It's true!
Sure am glad I've been able to overcome such insidiousness and managed to so far avoid knowingly hearing anything by the Jonas Brothers. Good thing I have remarkable force of will. Or maybe I just have my own musical tastes and listen to music I enjoy.
8.14pm
4 April 2010
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Von Bontee said:
I'm more likely to join the Flat Earth Society than believe any claims on that video, assuming I ever manage to see it without paying a nickel for it.
Lotta interesting theories out there. Didja know that Paul was actually MURDERED by the CIA, who are in fact the Illuminati, who own all the record companies, who force us to listen to music that brainwashes us into helping fulfill their secret agenda? It's true!
Sure am glad I've been able to overcome such insidiousness and managed to so far avoid knowingly hearing anything by the Jonas Brothers. Good thing I have remarkable force of will. Or maybe I just have my own musical tastes and listen to music I enjoy.
I do believe in the Illuminati, mainly because everyone who believed in them were assassinated.
9.48pm
14 December 2009
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Not everyone, surely?
8.15pm
26 June 2010
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I say this is all fake about paul being dead but it still facinates me that the albums clues make it look like the rumor is real!
1.55am
9 June 2010
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mjb said:
If you look hard enough I think you can always find clues by just using your imagination. It was just that someone did do that who had a very wild one
Well, I haven't seen the site, but I came up with one: Paul is the only Beatle who doesn't close a side of The Beatles! (John closes two.) Gasp! And he was the last one to try LSD but the first to admit it! Oh no! And he was born during June, and everyone knows that June births die prematurely! Oh no! I'm in trouble now. I'M a June birth.
mr. Sun king coming together said And yes, YouTube comments are stupid. But hilariously so.
7.57pm
18 August 2010
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i know this is all fake, but i really want 2 see the movie Paul Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of Geroge Harrison. the preview makes it look really interesting, but the accent is as about as fake as paul's death
6.06am
17 June 2010
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This is a fun thread!! HA! Okay. So Paul is dead. We could go on and on. But these people that look for crazy clues? I mean i could find a bunch that i just make up. like this 
. "Could it be that he is looking to the heavens about to be carried away. Or oh. paul has a huge beard in let it be cuz he died and cant shave anymore. So paul is dead is super duper fun! 
I mean I always heard that the beatles did alll that to start an urban legend. And that website posted earlier was Fun to read. But honestly. It's ridicuous.
If I toook a trip to LA and saw Paul I would run up and scream "Your Alive!" And Hug him. And then ask him interogation style " Who are you?!?! Should I call you Paul? Or William Campbell?!?!" " you can't handle the truth!"
12.02pm
14 April 2010
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Paul McCartney = PM = Post Mortem.
Yup, he's dead alright.
What's that? His first name is James?
Yup, he's alive alright.
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.
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2.27pm
31 March 2008
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Mrs. Taxman said:
i know this is all fake, but i really want 2 see the movie Paul Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of Geroge Harrison. the preview makes it look really interesting, but the accent is as about as fake as paul's death
Seriously, don't bother. I have a copy. I'll never get that hour of my life back.
I meant to write a review of it but it was so bad I couldn't summon up the will to do it. Needless to say, there's nothing of substance or truthfulness in it, just a string of wild claims that amount to nothing.
7.29pm
9 June 2010
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MrBig said:
I do believe in the Illuminati, mainly because everyone who believed in them were assassinated.
Wouldn't that end up with your assassination? I don't believe in it; I think it's a bunch of crap.
mr. Sun king coming together said And yes, YouTube comments are stupid. But hilariously so.
1.58am
4 April 2010
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:
MrBig said:
I do believe in the Illuminati, mainly because everyone who believed in them were assassinated.
Wouldn't that end up with your assassination? I don't believe in it; I think it's a bunch of crap.
Sorry, everyone who believed in them who mattered.
10.39am
14 December 2009
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:
MrBig said:
I do believe in the Illuminati, mainly because everyone who believed in them were assassinated.
Wouldn't that end up with your assassination?
Haha, thank you Mrs. Mustard! That was what I meant by my "Not everyone, surely?" post upthread. I was too subtle, I guess…
7.17pm
17 June 2010
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Dont you guys think that if Paul McCartney Really did die that the beatles would have done all that stuff with the clues. John does like that kind of word play and stuff but he does have a heart and wouldnt have done that if paul really died!!! And if Paul really did die and was replaced by William Campbell then wouldnt the government already have killed William Campbell by now?
12.29am
7 August 2010
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Awesome. Some of these really creep me out.
12.31am
4 April 2010
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kingjjj8 said:
Dont you guys think that if Paul McCartney Really did die that the beatles would have done all that stuff with the clues. John does like that kind of word play and stuff but he does have a heart and wouldnt have done that if paul really died!!! And if Paul really did die and was replaced by William Campbell then wouldnt the government already have killed William Campbell by now?
The only way to disprove this myth is to either A) Put both of them in the same room or B) have some common sense.
8.15am
22 September 2009
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6.34pm
14 April 2010
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Looks like a cool website – thanks for sharing the link.
I couldn't help but notice the next entry on that day in history in 1976 involved The Sex Pistols. I was into their music when I was in High School – don't ask me why, but I loved their music. Every once in a while I blow the dust off of the Never Mind the Bollocks album and give it a listen – good stuff.
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.
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8.36pm
1 December 2009
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I was into their music when I was in High School – don't ask me why, but I loved their music
No need to defend yourself! Bollocks is eternal.
8.42pm
14 April 2010
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Thanks Von!
I don't know if you get VH1 Classic on your cable or satellite TV, but they actually ran a "Classic Albums" episode about it. It was pretty cool.
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.
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8.52pm
31 August 2010
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The whole Paul is Dead thing really makes me giggle. 
I mean, what are the chances of being able to find an exact double of Paul McCartney, with the ability to play left handed and - most importantly – sing exactly like him? The whole thing is just so awfully far fetched that I do end up laughing at it every time I research it.
People have said that they noticed Paul's voice changing around '66, and added that to the endless list of clues. Paul's voice certainly did become a little different, but Rome wasn't built in a day, and his voice didn't change in a small time frame either. Years of wear and tear on his voice, and singing from his throat did do some damage, and added a more rough tone to his voice in the upper range, but when you consider the amount of screaming he did… I'm surprised his larynx didn't just shrivel. 
As to the visual clues – meh. I don't believe them, and people have tried their level best to make me, but it doesn't ever work. I suppose it's a personal thing. (I was going to add "like believing in Jesus" to that, but John Lennon taught me a valuable lesson there). As far as I'm concerned, John was saying "cranberry sauce", and Paul was turned around on the rear side of Sgt. Pepper's because he wanted to show off his lovely behind. 
"I saw Paul McCartney and I jizzed in my pants"
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