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You can tell that it was an unfinished work, but as a John Lennon/Beatles fan, you probably will like it that way. It is sexually explicit in parts, mostly with the intention of grossing you out. Oh and whole paragraphs of words morphing into other words! The drawings are pretty funny. I like the ones with this little blob of a man pointing at things and calling it an exabitionist.

If you're an American, you'll probably get more of the political jokes this time.

If you get it for anything, get it for the mini autobiography in the front. And there's an interesting epilogue at the end by Yoko that I thought was sweet. I like the whole thing really, but don't expect it to be the same as the first two.

Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
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That autobiography, The Ballad Of John And Yoko (nothing to do with the song), is great. I'm glad Yoko had it all published.

A is for Parrot which we can plainly see.

B is for glasses which we can plainly see.

C is for plastic which we can plainly see

D is for Doris

E is for binoculars 9 1/4 get it in five

F is for Ethel who lives next door

G is for Orange which we love to eat when we can get them because they came
from abroad.

H is for England and (Heather)

I is for monkey we see in the tree

J is for parrot which we can plainly see.

K is for shoe, top we wear to the ball

L is for lana because brum

M is for Venezuela where the oranges came from

N is for Brazil near Venezuela (very near)

O is for football which we luck about a bit

T is for Tommy who won the war.

Q is a garden which we can plainly see.

K is for intestines which hurt when we dance

S is for pancake or wholewheat bread.

U is for Ethal who lives on the hill

P is arals and her sister will.

V is for we

W is for lighter which never lights

X is easter - have one yourself

Y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it.

Z is for Apple which we can plainly see.

This is my story both humble and true

take it to pieces and mend it with glue.

John Lennon 1969. Feb.

Please don't spoil my day; I'm miles away

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I love John's poetry. Except for Strawberry Fields Forever. That song sucked.

"The best band? The Beatles. The most overrated band? The Beatles."
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Paul translates the intro to In His Own Write.

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