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The Zigtionary
28 November 2010
4.53am
Paulrus
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This is the Beatles Bible lexicon. We'll compile our forum-isms for people who are new, so they won't be completely lost in what we're saying.

I'll start off.

 

Doing a Zig: When someone finds something so funny that they spit out whatever they were drinking at the time.

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
28 November 2010
5.00am
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To derail a thread: To change the subject of a thread so dramatically that nobody is talking about the original subject anymore. This can be remedied in two ways. The first is for a poster in the discussion, often the one who derailed it, to announce that the thread is derailed and make an effort to only post things that are completely related to the original topic. A new thread will be started for the discussion that was going on. The second way is for someone who is new to the site to read the original post and comment on it. People will start talking about the new person and post links to the introduction thread. If someone posts "on a semi-related subject...", then you know the thread will soon be derailed.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

28 November 2010
5.01am
Paulrus
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Getting a 9: When the anti-spam maths problem that comes up when posting results in a sum of 9

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
28 November 2010
5.02am
MeanMrsMustard
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Getting a 17: Same as above, except with the number 17.

EDIT: And you know what I mean. 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

28 November 2010
5.17am
MeanMrsMustard
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Oh! I just thought of more!

To give an apple: To include a apple01 or a apple02 in one's post in order to indicate that a poster has done something awesome. To give an apple, you say, "Here's an apple," and then insert as many apple01s or apple02s as you want. 

See also: To give a Blue Meanie (blue-meanie), to give a George Martin head (george-martin), to give a Brian (brian-epstein), to give a Mal Evans (mal-evans), etc. 

 

Paulrus' Kanyes: All of these follow this format: "Yo, _____, I'm real happy for y'all, and I'mma letchoo finish, but _____ had the best ______ of all time. Of all time!" Paulrus from Australia is the only one who can really pull this one off. 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

28 November 2010
5.30am
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M³: Short for Mean Mrs. Mustard, because we can't be bothered typing that out

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
28 November 2010
12.26pm
Zig
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**Wiping sleep out of eyes up on a Sunday morning, noticing a BBF thread named The Zigtionary**

"What the...I was only gone one day"

**Puts coffee cup down and shuffles off back to bed**

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.

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28 November 2010
12.29pm
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Zig said:

**Wiping sleep out of eyes up on a Sunday morning, noticing a BBF thread named The Zigtionary**

"What the...I was only gone one day"

**Puts coffee cup down and shuffles off back to bed**


Well, at least you put the coffee down instead of spitting it at your screen. a-hard-days-night-john-6
 Do you like the name?
Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
28 November 2010
2.49pm
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How could I not? You guys are too funny.

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.

Every Little Thing you buy from Amazon or iTunes will help the Beatles Bible if you use these links: Amazon | iTunes

28 November 2010
4.36pm
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I've always pictured giving a apple02 to someone as in insult. Half an apple=Half a brain.

Dear Prudence Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.
28 November 2010
7.21pm
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LOL! Awesome!! I wish I could contribute but my mind is too slow.

 

Mhh how about this?

 

Giving an apple : It's also when a BBmember feels down and you want to make him him or her happy apple01

 

Giving a Mal : When somebody did something awesome and you consider that person worth of tea and sympathy mal-evans

 

A John Lennon's face . a-hard-days-night-john-1 When someone has done something somehow nasty and he or she is proud of him or herself.

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
28 November 2010
7.29pm
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Ok, I've got one. Have you seen this great Beatles site? a-hard-days-night-john-3

Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
28 November 2010
7.34pm
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LOL!!!! Well done Skye!!! a-hard-days-night-john-6

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
28 November 2010
7.56pm
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To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy

I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed.  "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill
29 November 2010
1.04am
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy


So is it to pull a Yoko, a John, a JohnandYoko, or a Two Virgins?

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

29 November 2010
1.37am
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy


So is it to pull a Yoko, a John, a JohnandYoko, or a Two Virgins?
 

To Pull a all of the above
I tried to think of something powerful and moving… and failed.  "You were given a choice between war and dishonor - you chose dishonor, and you shall have war" - Winston Churchill
4 December 2010
2.10am
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MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy


So is it to pull a Yoko, a John, a JohnandYoko, or a Two Virgins?

I don't think this has been said yet but M³ Is Mean Mrs. Mustard.
Dear Prudence Giving you quality -Facepalms- , since August 7, 2010.
4 December 2010
2.14am
Paulrus
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Dear Prudence said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy


So is it to pull a Yoko, a John, a JohnandYoko, or a Two Virgins?
 

I don't think this has been said yet but M³ Is Mean Mrs. Mustard.
 

Paulrus said:

M³: Short for Mean Mrs. Mustard, because we can't be bothered typing that out


a-hard-days-night-george-7
Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind 
4 December 2010
6.14am
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mr. Sun king coming together said:

MeanMrs.Mustard said:

mr. Sun king coming together said:

To pull a two-virgins: To do something crazy


So is it to pull a Yoko, a John, a JohnandYoko, or a Two Virgins?

 


To pull an all of the above.
 

*jumps*

Yikes! 

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

4 December 2010
4.42pm
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That's better than a spittake

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