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The Person Above Me...
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26 April 2013
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Egroeg Evoli
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The person above me wrote a good story, too.

Also, the person above me was taking a walk in the park when he found a discarded iPhone beside a tree. He bent down to pick up the tree, but an apple fell on his head. He suddenly felt very dizzy, and then he fell unconscious. When he came to, he believed that he was Isaac Newton. He saw a flying ice cream truck pass by, so he screamed at it, "YOU'RE NOT OBEYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY!!!" The ice cream truck landed in a nearby pond, so "Isaac" walked over to it to explain how gravity works. Before "Isaac" could admonish the truck, a whale wearing glasses jumped out of the pond and landed on the truck. A seagull flying past dropped a lamp on "Isaac's" head, so he fell unconscious again. When he came to, he believed that he was Ringo Starr. He found the iPhone, found a drum app, and began drumming on the phone. Then, a refrigerator walked up to "Ringo" and asked if he could borrow the iPhone. "Ringo" was confused and thought the refrigerator was Paul McCartney, and he thought that MaccaFridge was trying to kick "Ringo" out of the Beatles because MaccaFridge could play drums, too. Then, a sofa that had been doing gymnastics on the top of a hill fell and began rolling down the hill. It nearly crashed into "Ringo," but MaccaFridge pushed him out of the way just in time. The sofa apologized and gave "Ringo" a piece of chocolate. The chocolate was magical, and it caused "Ringo" to back to normal, so the person above me resumed his walk in the park, having no recollection of the previous events. The end.

:)

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Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

26 April 2013
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The person above me writes very short stories while staring at a particular Beatle.

Also, the person above me was eating celery when a blue lemon that worked for the Blue Meanies took the celery away from her. The evil lemon threw the celery into a black hole. Instead of getting upset, the person above me tried to play Yesterday on the piano, but the lemon waved a picture of Paul in front of her, so she was distracted and ignored the fact that SpongeBob SquarePants was on the TV. She picked up a green crayon and tried to draw the blue lemon, which was very clever of her because she combined the color of a normal lemon and the color of the blue lemon, but the blue lemon didn't get it and made fun of the drawing. So, the person above me tried to throw the blue lemon into the black hole, but the lemon avoided it because it could fly. Then, the lemon convinced the person above me that it was Friday instead of Saturday, so the person above me went to the building where the weekly discussions of oyster habitats were held. However, it was actually Saturday, so they were holding the meeting about the origin of the magnifying glass. The person above me was confused at first, but she found the topic interesting, so she came every Saturday from that day on, as well as attending the oyster habitat meetings. The blue lemon's plans were foiled, and the person above me was happy, especially because the lemon left and forgot to take the picture of Paul with it. The end.

:)

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

26 April 2013
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The person above me makes me laugh. :D

Also, the person above me was born on a hot summer day in the middle of the night. When he went outside the other day, it was the cloudiest, clearest, sunniest, rainiest day that anyone could remember. The tallest trees were shorter than the trees around them, and the sun rose at midnight. On this extraordinary extra-ordinary day, the person above me was trying to find the difference between rhythm and melody. He wasn't quite sure how to explain it to his friend who kept his eyes closed all day and could see things miles away. The person above me listened to a plant fly across the Himalayas until a jet was too quiet for him to hear the plant. He picked up his bedroom and put it on a cloud, and then he found a zebra and asked it to help his friend go under the river. The road sign pointed left, so the person above me went straight while his friend and the zebra went right. They sent text messages to each other in invisible ink and ate watermelon rinds, hiking until the sun set at noon. The person above me used a pen to get rid of the eraser marks, and his friend and the zebra used tissues to glue a nail to a wooden board. They met at the top of a hill, and the moon's light set a tree on fire, so the person above me splashed kerosene on it to put it out. When the fire was out, the zebra grew wings and flew away. A rainbow appeared in the starry, sunlit sky, and the person above me and his friend went home so they could watch the radio and listen to a silent movie until the sun rose. The end.

:)

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Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

26 April 2013
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The person above me just posted the best post in this thread so far. :)

Also, the person above me rode in a Volkswagen Beetle to a gardening convention where people in costumes talk about the reasoning behind singing to plants. He managed to fit 17.63 other people in the car, but they all got out of the car halfway there. So, without extra people, the person above me stopped at a Chinese restaurant before continuing to the gardening convention. He ate wonton soup and an egg roll. He stole a frying pan from a nearby peacock and used it to replace a flat tire on his car. When he finally arrived at the gardening convention, everyone was wearing ski masks. The person above me put on a ski mask of his own and got out his binoculars so he could look for pterodactyls before everything started. A pterodactyl flew by and dropped a water bottle on the head of the person above me. Then, the person above me picked up a guitar and gave it to a person in a platypus costume who was standing in the middle of the room. Then, the person above me held up a glass jar of lima beans to show the other people at the convention. Then, he realized that everyone else was holding up a jar of lima beans, too. He put it down. They put theirs down. He lifted his right hand. They lifted their right hands. He shook his head. They shook their heads. That was when he realized what was going on: they weren't people, they were mirrors! It was all a hoax! So, the person above me left the convention in his Volkswagen Beetle and listened to Beatles music the whole way home, stopping only to find his pet pterodactyl and put it in the car. The end.

:)

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

26 April 2013
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mja6758 said
The person above me is... above me!

mja6758 said
Alas, once again, I seem to be below the person above me!

Wait a second- did you mean literally above you or above you in rank/etc.? (The latter, of course, is not true- and would make me sound really conceited because of my comment about the best post in the thread...)

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

27 April 2013
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The person above me was actually an actor in the movie "Spaceballs" until they cut his character out of the film because they thought that a guy playing a mom was a little too weird. After he was fired he was hired by R.I.N.G.O (Retired Idiotic Nincompoopish Green Olddudes (they didn't know that old dudes was two words) ) to be a spy on the company Y.O.K.O (Yellow Oranges Kokonut (they didn't know it was spelled with c's) Oil) because they used the toilet too many times. He tried to spy and found out that the workers of Y.O.K.O all had a case of Diaria. So he was awarded a gold medal for being a person and decided to listen to Justin Bieber on his car trip home. He was not able to stay alive because he was trying rip out his radio because of the crappy music on which caused 900 people to die of a car accident. He was buried on Venus where his alien family was from and rose back from the dead by the sound of awesome Beatles music. He traveled back to Earth only to be arrested by the police for not being awesome enough to be free. He and his roommate Popsicle Stick escaped with a plastic spork and then did the hockey pockey outside of their friends house. Their friend got so mad that he grabbed his TNT and exploded the two escaped prisoners. Well, at least he thought he did but the person above actually can't die of TNT because of his doctors prescription. So he went back to his house to find out that his a long lost brother was Paul McCartney. But he punched Paul in the face because he made tacos while he was gone and didn't save him any. The person above me eventually died of overdose of tacos. He had nobody except for John Lennon's ghost come to his funeral, John only came because he heard their was going to be a buffet afterwards. THE END!

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