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The Person Above Me...
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24 December 2012
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The person above me's favorite music is not the Beatles, but rather Clay Aiken.  Also, the person above me was arrested in 1999 on suspicion of Basque terrorism, kicks crutches out from under little old ladies, and was found out to be not a carbon-based organism and only has one opposable thumb.

 

 

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3 January 2013
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3 January 2013
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The person above me gets their kicks out of publicly displaying photos of Ed Sullivan fondling Paul McCartney's instrument.

To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.

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26 April 2013
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The person above me is the head of a secret orginization in which everyone pretends to like music so they can buy a lot of CDs and records and then burn them. The person above me was selected for this job, and they didn't decide to do it, so they don't actually want to burn the CDs and records. Secretly, they hide as many CDs and records as they can before the daily burning, and then they take them home and keep them or sell them at a reasonable price. The person above me also keeps pet chipmunks in the closet in the bathroom at the local supermarket, and, in their spare time, they try to build a flying car that can speak 784.239 languages. Also, the person above me discovered a map behind a painting that led to Somewhere City, Nowhere Land. In Somewhere City, the person above me found a magical rosebush that could transport them anywhere in Nowhere Land. However, they couldn't go anywhere; they could only go nowhere. So the person above me was stuck until they realized that the rosebush was an earlier failed attempt at building the multilingual flying car. The defective flying car helped the person above me get back home, where they could once again save records and CDs from meeting a fiery death. The end.

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Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

26 April 2013
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The person above me rented the same apartment owned by John's imaginary girlfriend from Norwegian Wood, and for the first couple of months he kept me up at night with all these noises which I later found out was him searching everywhere and turning the place upside down for clues to prove whether or not John had really burned it down or not.

 

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The person above me was eating salsa and chips a few days ago, but the mild salsa got mixed up with the extremely spicy salsa, and the only way to stop his tongue from burning was to fly to Niagra Falls in a yellow submarine. The yellow submarine landed in Niagra Falls, so the person above me was able to save his tongue, but then the submarine malfunctioned and went down the waterfall. Luckily, RoboGeorge was there to save the person above me, and the two of them flew to Mars to get ice cream from the Martian ice cream shop. When RoboGeorge was ready to leave, the person above me didn't want to leave, so RoboGeorge abandoned him on Mars. The person above me found two homeless sheep that had wandered away from their Martian farm, so the person above me found the farm, which happened to be in the middle of a forest of toothpicks, and the person above me brought the sheep back to the farm. The Martian farmer was so happy to see the sheep that he gave the person above me a signed copy of the White Album. The person above me thanked the farmer and left. He walked around for a while, trying to find something to do, when he came upon a Martian armadillo that couldn't decide whether to eat cheesecake or pancakes. The person above me stole the pancakes from the armadillo just as the armadillo decided that he was going to eat the pancakes, so the armadillo chased the person above me all over Mars until RoboGeorge came back and gave the pancakes back to the armadillo. Then, RoboGeorge took the White Album from the person above me and flung it into space because it was a fake. RoboGeorge took the person above me back to Earth, and they spent the rest of the day trying to fix the yellow submarine. The end.

:)

Geometry, wisdom, tangerines... "The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say..."

Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...

Purple stuff... ellipses...

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