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The Beatles are English - They have influences from all over - but they are English
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15 February 2015
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chrisredditch said
John will never forget the day when the follow spot got locked in the same position
“I’m afraid ah don’t oundastand.” George, “A Hard Day’s Night ”
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8.32pm
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14 April 2010
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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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Paul: She’s part of the band, now!
John: (thinking) If I’m nice to her I can use her when we record “Hey Bullfrog”.
Ringo: Look! I’ve got me a dog, too!
George: Yukh! Ringo, give that bleedin’ dog a bath.
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9.29pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Silly Girl said
Ringo: No, George. I said let’s shake hands…HANDS!
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10.17pm
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15 February 2015
Offline Zig claimed that
Silly Girl gave a shout
Ringo: No, George. I said let’s shake hands…HANDS!
George is just pulling Ringo’s leg. Er… um… waitaminnit…
Paul (the interviewer): Are there ever times when you’ve been truly frightened by yer fans?
Ringo: Paul’s frightened me a few times. And so’s that thing hangin’ over yer head therr.
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1.39pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Silly Girl said
John: Damned pigeons!
Paul: Our dry cleaning bills will be ten times as much.
Ringo: Please tell me it’s raining.
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2.46pm
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20 August 2013
Offline Following parlance’s lead from post 254
George once again fails the thumb-up test. Strike 2.
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10.04pm
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15 February 2015
Offline Ahhh Girl whispered
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John: Hey look, a bird!
Paul: No, John, it’s a plane!
George: Hah. No, it’s really an unidentified flying coupcake.
Paul: That’s Ringo’s line.
George: Oh, fine, a Fiendish Thingy then.
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Anyone got Eric’s number?”
Pattie (off-pic): It’s ……………….
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10.29pm
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15 February 2015
Offline meanmistermustard called through the rain
*snip*
The church Beatle will now pass among us. No foreign coins please.
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Silly Girl said
“I don’t know, George. What’s in the middle of a Beatles sandwich?”
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14 April 2010
Offline C.R.A. said
George: It’s still there, John.
John: Waddya think Paul?
Paul: Yep – there is still spinach between yer teeth.
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3.46pm
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15 February 2015
Offline *digs out thread* *dusts it off* *squints at image* *purchases spectacles*
Paul: I think we’ve got a Ticket To Ride .
John: Nah, we’re above needin’ tickets.
Ringo (conductor voice): You were above me, but not today!
Okay, new pic:
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8.33pm
10 March 2015
Offline Silly Girl said
*digs out thread* *dusts it off* *squints at image* *purchases spectacles*
Paul: I think we’ve got a Ticket To Ride .
John: Nah, we’re above needin’ tickets.
Ringo (conductor voice): You were above me, but not today!
Okay, new pic:
John: Oh Ringo my hero!
Ringo: Sorry John luv, you’re not really my type.
George: I think John has my trousers on…
Paul: Well this has been great guys….
Caption this…
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2.04am
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15 February 2015
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John: Hey look, it’s Ringo in the sky with diamonds!
Paul: Baby I can buy you diamond rings. No, wait, it was golden rings. Golden–diamond–golden–diamond…
George: Leave off it, Paul, that’s a terrible line anyway. I’d rather Drive My Car .
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7.47pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Silly Girl said
George: This Cliveden House booklet says there’s supposed to be a statue of whores over there.
John: Really?
Ringo: I can’t see it.
Paul: It’s a misprint – it’s a stuatue of a horse!
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8.18pm
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Offline Zig said
According to the reports your backside looks fine Mr McCartney.
(thats the censored clean version).
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14 April 2010
Offline meanmistermustard said
George Martin: Go ahead Lennon – kick me again. Once more and you’ll be singing ‘A Day In The Hospital’
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