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6 December 2012
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Find the range of years you were born in. This is the first part of your sentence. Then, find the season you were born in. This is the second part of your sentence. Finally, find the range of dates you were born in. This is the last part of your sentence. Congratulations! You have created your very own personal Beatles sentence!
Part One
1965 or earlier: John…
1966-1980: Paul…
1981-1995: Ringo…
1996 or later: George…
Part Two
Spring (March 21- June 20): …sniffed a flower that smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and rotten cantaloupe…
Summer (June 21- September 20): …accidentally ate extremely spicy salsa and started screaming for water…
Autumn (September 21- December 20): …slipped on a banana peel and tumbled down 237 stairs while holding a mug of hot coffee…
Winter (December 21- March 20): …failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in…
Part Three
Example: August 4th = 4
1-8: …while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
9-16: …while on a remote island off the coast of Antarctica.
17-24: …while visiting his ancestors after traveling back in time 500 years.
25-31: …while pulled into the planet Saturn's orbit during an outer space trip gone completely wrong.
The End
Mine is:
George accidentally ate extremely spicy salsa and started screaming for water while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
What's yours?
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5.55am
27 December 2012
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George sniffed a flower that smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and rotten cantaloupe while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
"When I was a robber *Piano Chord* in Boston Place"
"Let's hope this turns out pretty darn good huh"
"Pete may be the best, but Ringo is the star"
Paul:"Don't be nervous John"
John:"I 'm not"
2.19pm
1 May 2011
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Ringo failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
5.48pm
20 January 2012
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John sniffed a flower that smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and rotten cantaloupe while on a remote island off the coast of Antarctica.
Oh yeah, that sounds just like me…
7.42pm
1 November 2012
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WAAHHH! I DON'T GET IT…!
7.46pm
14 April 2010
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John slipped on a banana peel and tumbled down 237 stairs while holding a mug of hot coffee while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, Let it roll for all its worth.
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8.31pm
14 December 2012
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George sniffed a flower that smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and rotten cantaloupe while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
11.43pm
26 December 2012
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Paul failed to bake a pie correctly, and nearly burnt down the building he was in, whilst on a remote island, off the coast of Antarctica 
12.02am
5 November 2011
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George failed to bake a pie correctly, and nearly burnt down the building he was in, while on a remote island off the coast of Antarctica.
1.43am
6 December 2012
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Funny Paper said
WAAHHH! I DON'T GET IT…!
Here's an example using George's birthday:
He was born in 1943, so the first part of his sentence would be: John… -which corresponds to the "1965 or earlier" choice.
His birthday was February 25, which is in winter, so the second part of his sentence would be: …failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in… -which corresponds to the "winter (December 21- March 20)" choice.
For the third section, the number for George would be 25, since his birthday is February 25. So, the third part of his sentence would be: …while pulled into the planet Saturn's orbit during an outer space trip gone completely wrong. -which corresponds to the "25-31" choice.
Now for the final step: putting it together. Take each sentence part and put them together. George's sentence comes out as: "John failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in while pulled into the planet Saturn's orbit during an outer space trip gone completely wrong."
I hope this helps.
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1.47am
6 December 2012
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Wait…
Okay, I'm sorry this is a double post, but I didn't think I should put it with my post above or change my first post.
Anyway, the seasons' dates might not be correct, depending on where you are in the world. So just look at the dates, and ignore the seasons.
Thank you.
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5.38am
5 November 2011
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meanmistermustard said
Ringo failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.
What!? You were born between 1981 and 1995? No way! I don't know why, but I always imagined you as being in your fifties or so. You must have some good memory, then. Is your memory of John's death a memory from utero?
5.47am
1 November 2012
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Thanks for trying, Evoli, but I must have a block about this. Oh well…
12.21pm
1 May 2011
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unknown said
meanmistermustard said
Ringo failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.What!? You were born between 1981 and 1995? No way! I don't know why, but I always imagined you as being in your fifties or so. You must have some good memory, then. Is your memory of John's death a memory from utero?
I was born 25 days after John was murdered and on a purely selfish point i dislike being so close to inhabiting the same planet as the man but actually so far away. I read a murder case file magazine of Johns killing over and over i dont know how may times when young (about 10), out of wanting to know what happened, who John really was and why (I had just gotten into the beatles heavily and found the magazine amongst a collection of them). I still have the magazine boxed up somewhere.
Yeah i came over as old because i am; i wear slippers, prefer tea to alcohol, would rather stay in than go out for a late evening and hate going to places with loud music, i will not scream my lungs out to have a conversation with someone.
9.07pm
5 November 2011
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meanmistermustard said
unknown said
meanmistermustard said
Ringo failed to bake a pie correctly and nearly burnt down the building he was in while in a magical land full of unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.What!? You were born between 1981 and 1995? No way! I don't know why, but I always imagined you as being in your fifties or so. You must have some good memory, then. Is your memory of John's death a memory from utero?
I was born 25 days after John was murdered and on a purely selfish point i dislike being so close to inhabiting the same planet as the man but actually so far away. I read a murder case file magazine of Johns killing over and over i dont know how may times when young (about 10), out of wanting to know what happened, who John really was and why (I had just gotten into the beatles heavily and found the magazine amongst a collection of them). I still have the magazine boxed up somewhere.
Yeah i came over as old because i am; i wear slippers, prefer tea to alcohol, would rather stay in than go out for a late evening and hate going to places with loud music, i will not scream my lungs out to have a conversation with someone.
Nahh, you were already alive, in utero. It's kind of like you were on life support because you were.
6.20pm
5 June 2012
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George accidentally ate extremely spicy salsa and started screaming for water while pulled into the planet Saturn's orbit during an outer space trip gone completely wrong.
7.11am
27 December 2012
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Egroeg Evoli said
Wait…Okay, I'm sorry this is a double post, but I didn't think I should put it with my post above or change my first post.
Anyway, the seasons' dates might not be correct, depending on where you are in the world. So just look at the dates, and ignore the seasons.
Thank you.
Funny because we only have two seasons here: dry and wet. Hooray for being tropical.
"When I was a robber *Piano Chord* in Boston Place"
"Let's hope this turns out pretty darn good huh"
"Pete may be the best, but Ringo is the star"
Paul:"Don't be nervous John"
John:"I 'm not"
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