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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
11 March 2014
4.48am
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wetsroosa said

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Ha-ha-ha! (Kind of evil laugh!) mja6758 is no more! Welcome Ron Nasty!

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I admit I don't know much about this part of Beatledom.a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Same. Don't know much of anything about the Rutles, except that Eric Idle was in them.

@Ahhh Girl @IveJustSeenAFaceo 

Ooo, The Pre-Fab Four are an important part of The Beatles story. Eric Idle was a member. He played Dirk McQuickly. The most important Rutle was/is Neil Innes (Ron Nasty), formerly of the Bonzo Doo Dah Dog Band (as seen performing Death Cab for Cutie in Magical Mystery Tour). He wrote such a brilliant set of Beatles pastiches that they are owned by Northern Songs, and the official credits are "Innes/Lennon/McCartney" or "Innes/Harrison" (though it is usually only "Innes" who is credited on releases).

The 1978 film, All You Need Is Cash, was a combination of Monty Python and Saturday Night Live stars of the time, and had the help of George to clear the use of much footage. It featured appearances by Paul Simon and Mick Jagger, and cameos by Ronnie Wood, Bianca Jagger, and George. It is such a great film.

Has Spanish subtitles, but hey-ho!…

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11 March 2014
6.47am
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Sorry, still finding my way around and didn't know where else to ask.  But I will.  Eventually.

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11 March 2014
10.37am
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This will only really mean anything in the UK, but Bob Crow – leader of RMT (Rail, Maritime and Transport) union since 2002 – has died at the age of 52.

Shockingly young!

One of the most important – love him or loathe him – political figures in the country for over a decade.

A hate figure for the right, a champion of the left. Both sides will miss him!

Your spirit will be missed, Bob. RIP

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11 March 2014
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This is a 'what the hell?' film.a-hard-days-night-john-7

Submerged in Symbolism' – An occult analysis of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine 

 

Uhh, won't embed. Those high up in power don't want you to know the truth.ahdn_paul_01

 

 

 

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11 March 2014
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The Rutles are touring soon: http://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/the-rutles

They're playing just down the road from me in Cardiff. It'd cost about £25/$40 with booking fee, so I'm not sure it's worth it. Should I go? I've seen and enjoyed the film but I don't think I'd bother buying their records.

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11 March 2014
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meanmistermustard said
This is a 'what the hell?' film.a-hard-days-night-john-7

Submerged in Symbolism' – An occult analysis of The Beatles' Yellow Submarine 

Uhh, won't embed. Those high up in power don't want you to know the truth.ahdn_paul_01

YouTube links only embed if the actual URL is pasted in its own line. You linked some text you had written so it didn't work. Here:

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11 March 2014
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Oh, thanks. I have no idea what you did to get that to work. Its all just a conspiracy.

 

Re the Rutles, i enjoy the film but their music gets very old very quickly so i wouldn't go see them live. Plus Eric isn't part of it which also puts me off – him being a key part of its creation. I'd sit there the whole way thru with my brain repeating "that's not Stig!!" through-out.

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
11 March 2014
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Loved this gaffe from Joanna Gosling reading the headlines at the top of the hour on the BBC, bound to end up on YT:

"The Governor of The Bank of England is being questioned by police … sorry, MPs…"

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11 March 2014
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Sorry, still finding my way around and didn't know where else to ask.  But I will.  Eventually.

No worries, @C.R.A. 

As you see, a friendly mod will come along and get things in the right place. Thanks to the one who moved these posts.

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11 March 2014
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I just got an email thru saying my membership to a casino had been approved and all i now had to do was click on the link to get €300 added to my account free of charge. Result. Tho it is odd that i never signed up to join a casino and my email name isn't vajcovajco. Nevermind. Free money.

I never knew this but to get the Euro sign on your keyboard all you have to do is hold down Alt and type 0128 on the number keypad. Cool to know.

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11 March 2014
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I'm surprised people fall for those emails, because why would they give you free money (and in euros)? No company is going to give that amount of cash away for free.

I've been getting lots of emails like that recently, though nothing to do with casinos. They're getting on my nerves.

''We're just knocked out. We heard about the sell out. You gotta get an album out, you owe it to the people. We're so happy we can hardly count.''

11 March 2014
5.22pm
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Some Bookmakers and online/tvcasino's do match the first deposit you put into your account or give you an extra tenner or so when you initially sign-up, but there is a limit which is far below €300 and it does depend on the individual proving their own funds as well. I'll never get how folk fall for the emails which involve a lost lost second half cousin leaving £250,000 and to get it just give them your bank details.

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11 March 2014
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Yeah, but I didn't think it'd be as much as 300 euros, though.

I keep getting a call from someone who tells me he works for a computer company, and do I know it's about to break? So give me your card info and we'll send someone over. Yeah, sure, hold on a tic. And I've had people come to my door claiming they're from a charity, only they're not. I could never do something like that. I know things are though at the moment, but surely there are better ways to try and earn money?

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11 March 2014
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I got a laptop call once but it was that my computer was infected and they could fix it for me thru an anti-virus programme sent over the web, all i had to do was send them my bank details for the cost and it would be sorted.ahdn_paul_01 Who the heck would ever consider using anti-virus software from people who just randomly call them on the phone?

Have also had a phone conversation with someone who insisted that i had been involved in a car accident and was due compensation, i haven't, and with a phone company worker trying to convince me that it was better to sign up to a £30 a month contract instead of my method of putting £10 in whenever i needed or wanted to. He eventually hung upahdn_ringo_09

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11 March 2014
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11 March 2014
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Apparently, unbeknown to me, I'm Mrs Vinshalis, and I've been mis-sold PPI… for months I've been getting emails telling me so, so it must be true!

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12 March 2014
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My dog has got very bad arthritis in one of his legs, its led to pretty much all the muscle wearing away so he can hardly walk and causes him pain. He's on medication but anyone know a miracle cure, some potion or lotion that will mend it up within minutes so he can go back to annoying us by running across fields and disappearing?

 

And since we're on the topic of Dogs, how's Lily doing @Zig? Is she well on the way to recovery and back to her normal self? 

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meanmistermustard said
My dog has got very bad arthritis in one of his legs, its led to pretty much all the muscle wearing away so he can hardly walk and causes him pain. He's on medication but anyone know a miracle cure, some potion or lotion that will mend it up within minutes so he can go back to annoying us by running across fields and disappearing?

 

And since we're on the topic of Dogs, how's Lily doing @Zig? Is she well on the way to recovery and back to her normal self? 

My heart goes out to you. My old dog got arthritis. It is sad to see them wear down like that. If I had the miracle cure, I would FedEx you some overnight.

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12 March 2014
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Ahhh Girl said

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My dog has got very bad arthritis in one of his legs, its led to pretty much all the muscle wearing away so he can hardly walk and causes him pain. He's on medication but anyone know a miracle cure, some potion or lotion that will mend it up within minutes so he can go back to annoying us by running across fields and disappearing?

 

And since we're on the topic of Dogs, how's Lily doing @Zig? Is she well on the way to recovery and back to her normal self? 

My heart goes out to you. My old dog got arthritis. It is sad to see them wear down like that. If I had the miracle cure, I would FedEx you some overnight.

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From what I read having your dog take a Glucosamine and Chondroitin Sulfate supplement can help. If you are already doing that if your dog is feeling pain in a spot you could put an ice pack or give your dog a massage to help ease pain and some places recommend aspirin for pain also.

Here are some massage techniques from youtube if you want to try that.

 

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