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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
8 February 2014
9.41pm
IveJustSeenAFaceo
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I meant using kindergarten level addition incorrectly. Have I ever mentioned I'm an idiot?

Using kindergarten level addition that I have previously used incorrectly, Ahhh Girl, it gets him 7.ahdn_ringo_09 

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8 February 2014
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parlance said 

The best thing is they took a knife and coated the sides of the glass with it, so after the drink was gone, you still had dessert.

On a related topic, I kind of wish Baskin Robbins had revived the Beatles Nut flavor this month. But maybe it was complete crap.

parlance

I'm with you there, and even if it was crap most of us would probably still eat it… I mean Beatles themed ice cream!

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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8 February 2014
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I meant using kindergarten level addition incorrectly. Have I ever mentioned I'm an idiot?

Using kindergarten level addition that I have previously used incorrectly, Ahhh Girl, it gets him 7.ahdn_ringo_09 

7. That's o.k. I learned to share in kindergarten.

 

8 February 2014
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Ahhh Girl said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
I meant using kindergarten level addition incorrectly. Have I ever mentioned I'm an idiot?

Using kindergarten level addition that I have previously used incorrectly, Ahhh Girl, it gets him 7.ahdn_ringo_09 

7. That's o.k. I learned to share in kindergarten.

 

The movies taught me that in Kindergartens big muscley cops take on teacher jobs undercover, win the hearts of pupil's mothers, and finally beating up bad guys out to get pupils. Learning to share was never shown and the world of movies is never untrue.

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
8 February 2014
9.55pm
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^^^ That's what I learned as well, that and ye all looked like this

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8 February 2014
10.30pm
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Come on now, everybody push and/or pull -- we can tip this topic over into page 300…!!! 

All together now!!!blue-meaniestay-on-topic

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8 February 2014
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Who wears short-shorts?

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8 February 2014
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"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
8 February 2014
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AppleScruffJunior said
^^^ 

 

 

I do all four of those things, yet I always end up like the bass player.

I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.
8 February 2014
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I just got a notice in the mail that my credit card company is sending me a new card with a new number because of that Target hacking. Blast it all. I had my number memorized. Now I'll have to forget that one and memorize the new one. *first world hissy fit"

8 February 2014
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Ahhh Girl said
I just got a notice in the mail that my credit card company is sending me a new card with a new number because of that Target hacking. Blast it all. I had my number memorized. Now I'll have to forget that one and memorize the new one. *first world hissy fit"

I don't know my debit card numbers apart from the four ending numbers. Though, if it wasn't for the fact I find three of the numbers, 666, highly amusing, I probably wouldn't remember them.

8 February 2014
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Ahhh Girl said
I just got a notice in the mail that my credit card company is sending me a new card with a new number because of that Target hacking. Blast it all. I had my number memorized. Now I'll have to forget that one and memorize the new one. *first world hissy fit"

White girl problems. 

"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

9 February 2014
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A truly horrible story that i couldnt finish about a lovely giraffe and stupid EU laws. Just hope it has a happy ending. Animals get on just fine when man (general term) doesn't butt his nose in and its moments like these when i think it would be better if some people just stopped breathing permanentlyblue-meanieyoko-ono_01

DO NOT READ THE LINK IF YOU DON'T LIKE READING HARROWING ANIMAL STORIES.

"Well, probably we'll sell less records, less people'll go to see the film, we'll write less songs, and we'll all die of failure" (John Lennon 8/64)
9 February 2014
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Funny Paper said: Come on now, everybody push and/or pull -- we can tip this topic over into 300…!!! 

All together now!!blue-meaniestay-on-topic

But the topic is no topic! So to have this nontopical topic reach 300 we must stay on topic by being off topic? 

Chaklenge accepted… Let me find some random pictures!

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9 February 2014
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You are correct, Mr. Kite. We once started talking about Beatles stuff too much in this thread and someone one told us to stop it. So random reigns here.

9 February 2014
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Hope I'm not to Beatley then…

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9 February 2014
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Ahhh Girl said
You are correct, Mr. Kite. We once started talking about Beatles stuff too much in this thread and someone one told us to stop it. So random reigns here.

Here's some randomness now…

Because JoAnna says....: Getting Punched in the Face

 

They Might Be Giants / ‘Can’t Keep Johnny Down’ on ‘Fallon’

Burger King Whopper BOGO for 55 Cents December 6-16

See, that's random for ya!

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9 February 2014
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wetsroosa said

See, that's random for ya!

Definitely Random!

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9 February 2014
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These are hilarious!

The best is…

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9 February 2014
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