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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
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Oh God, I found another one...

http://www.adverts.ie/pottery-.....ue/2870053

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AppleScruffJunior said
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God, I found another one...

http://www.adverts.ie/pottery-.....ue/2870053

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Ewwwwww. John's ashes are turning over - wherever they are.

 

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AppleScruffJunior said
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God, I found another one...

http://www.adverts.ie/pottery-.....ue/2870053

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I find that one a little less creepy than the George one. 

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The talk of cereal commercials remind me of a spoof in one of my favorite movies, "Putney Swope" (directed by Robert Downey, Sr.).

 

 

 

If only all commercials could be so frank.

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meanmistermustard said

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^^This might turn into a phobia conversation like we had about bananas.

Changing topic:

Hold the presses. I think we have been going about this the wrong way. You know that old saying, "If you can't beat them, join them?" We need to get meanmistermustard hired on as an Apple executive. If they don't have any positions open, we need to convince the management team that mmm is very talented and that they should create a position just for him. We must convince them that they really, really NEED him.

Are you talking about getting clowns into Apple to teach them things? There are plenty there already going by how they do things so we don't want to give them ideas. Next up we will be getting exclusive official extra long Beatle clown shoes, joke flowers and noses that honk when pushed. Anyway i'm looking forward to paying $15 for a 2014 official Yellow Submarine Pencil Sharpener, really makes up for not hearing Carnival Of Light.

And you can't say Apple aren't finding new ways to make money, they have found a way to get fans to pay £7 for a bit of cardboard (see the On Air, Live At The BBC Vol. 2 thread).

See, you feed them all these ideas of yours that go along with the way they think (you have such great, funny ones) so that they start liking you a lot and find you invaluable. But, that's just your cover story. Since you are a trusted, wonderful employee they give you the combination to the vault. You then raid the vault at night, make copies of all the precious material, and then slip them back into the vault before anyone misses them. Once you have your mission accomplished, you can wreak whatever havoc on them you wish.

 

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Ahhh Girl said

meanmistermustard said

Ahhh Girl said
^^This might turn into a phobia conversation like we had about bananas.

Changing topic:

Hold the presses. I think we have been going about this the wrong way. You know that old saying, "If you can't beat them, join them?" We need to get meanmistermustard hired on as an Apple executive. If they don't have any positions open, we need to convince the management team that mmm is very talented and that they should create a position just for him. We must convince them that they really, really NEED him.

Are you talking about getting clowns into Apple to teach them things? There are plenty there already going by how they do things so we don't want to give them ideas. Next up we will be getting exclusive official extra long Beatle clown shoes, joke flowers and noses that honk when pushed. Anyway i'm looking forward to paying $15 for a 2014 official Yellow Submarine Pencil Sharpener, really makes up for not hearing Carnival Of Light.

And you can't say Apple aren't finding new ways to make money, they have found a way to get fans to pay £7 for a bit of cardboard (see the On Air, Live At The BBC Vol. 2 thread).

See, you feed them all these ideas of yours that go along with the way they think (you have such great, funny ones) so that they start liking you a lot and find you invaluable. But, that's just your cover story. Since you are a trusted, wonderful employee they give you the combination to the vault. You then raid the vault at night, make copies of all the precious material, and then slip them back into the vault before anyone misses them. Once you have your mission accomplished, you can wreak whatever havoc on them you wish.

 

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Kenny Everett did that a number of years ago with a few acetates which were eventually bootlegged so it's certainly possible.

Sadly i'd talk too much sense when speaking about projects, like a song promo's dvd or a deluxe album boxsets with outtakes or, dare we go there, a Let It Be dvd (shhhhh!!) with sensible price points being charged, so i'd get fired. 

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Going the other way might actually see them in production and being sold and i couldn't live knowing such crap had actually been licensed.georgeharrison169.jpgImage Enlarger

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meanmistermustard said
a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Kenny Everett did that a number of years ago with a few acetates which were eventually bootlegged so it's certainly possible.

Sadly i'd talk too much sense when speaking about projects, like a song promo's dvd or a deluxe album boxsets with outtakes or, dare we go there, a Let It Be dvd (shhhhh!!) with sensible price points being charged, so i'd get fired. 

a-day-in-the-life-sad.jpgImage Enlarger

Going the other way might actually see them in production and being sold and i couldn't live knowing such crap had actually been licensed.georgeharrison169.jpgImage Enlarger

Well, for mmm's sanity and peace of mind, ASJ we do need all those talented family members of yours with their heavy equipment to help with Operation Apple Vault Storm.

 

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AppleScruffJunior said
Good news everyone, I finally got...
 
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Congrats on obtaining ATMP. I hope you love it as much as I do.ahdn_george_08

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Congrats on the ATMP acquistion, ASJ! I was listening to that on the way to work today.

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Let us know you're thoughts on ATMP, ASJ.

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