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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
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Speaking of which there are a couple of jokes regarding the notorious pickpockets here.

An expat is revisiting his country. He is using a private jet (a Concorde if you wish). Since he doesn't have a map he decided to use his golden watch as his guide. On his first stop he exposed his watch to the outside environment, it had snow, he thought that he might be in Alaska. On the second stop, he did the same thing but this the watch had sand, he thought he might be in the Middle East. On his last stop he exposed his watch but upon pulling back his watch was gone! Then he thought: "Home sweet Home"

There was also a joke about a robot arresting pick pockets, an expensive state-of-the-art robot.

Upon being assigned to North America, it only took a week to clean the streets. In Japan it only took 3 days, finally it was released in my country, it only took 20 minutes for the robot to be stolen.

Translating jokes is no fun. blue-meanie

There was also a joke a but a frugal man and a rich old man.

The rich old man was sick and in need of rare blood, he searched all over the world for one to donate. In his searching he found the donator, a frugal man. On the first batch of blood donated, the rich old man gave the frugal man half of his entire net worth. On the second batch of blood, he gave the frugal man a quarter of his entire net worth. When he is about to be cured, he only gave the frugal man 2 goats. Now how to end this joke a-hard-days-night-paul-11

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