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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Mr. Kite said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
“Pual McCartney” I guess that’s Faul’s new name.Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it’s had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle was. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.
I knew that much which made “I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.” even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatle replied with Strawberry Fields.
Oh. I didn’t realize the second part. That’s funny.
Exactly. It’s just avoiding all the questions then asks something on topic.
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Offline @Starr Shine? Cleverbot likes Piggies too! And apparently Bon Jovi, as it randomly said a lyric from two different songs, which of course I had to continue…
User: Do you like the song Piggies ?
Cleverbot: Yeah, it’s cool!
User: Who’s it by?
Cleverbot: It’s now or never.
User: I ain’t gonna live forever!
Cleverbot: I’ll be there for you…!
User: These five words I swear to you.
Cleverbot: Stay focused on the binary numbers.
User: Fine, but you like Piggies right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Clever bot got good taste
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Offline Annadog40 said
Clever bot got good taste
I thought I was gonna prove you wrong with this but… You’re right!
User: Fine, but you like Piggies right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like one direction?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like Justin beiber?
Cleverbot: No.
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Offline Back again, with Cleverbot. It was fun! Read it, you’ll have fun too!:
User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Pie there!
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I am lonely.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because no one is around.
User: I’m here.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: Yes I am, but are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Singing a Beatles song with me,.
Cleverbot: It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Space is full of nothing.
User: Let’s sing a song by The Beatles ok?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hey Jude , don’t make it bad.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song.
User: And make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart then you can start to make it better.
User: Hey Jude , don’t be afraid.
Cleverbot: You were made to go out and get her.
User: The minute you let her under your skin.
Cleverbot: Then you begin to make it better.
User: And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude , refrain.
Cleverbot: Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.
User: For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool.
Cleverbot: By making his world a little colder.
User: Hey Jude , don’t let me down.
Cleverbot: You have found her, now go and get her.
User: Remember to let her into your heart.
Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.
User: So let it out and let it in, Hey Jude , begin.
Cleverbot: You’re waiting for someone to perform with.
User: And don’t you know that it’s just you, Hey Jude , you’ll do.
Cleverbot: The movement you need is on your shoulder.
User: Hey Jude , don’t make it bad.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.
User: Remember to let her under your skin.
Cleverbot: Then you’ll begin to make it better.
User: Better better better better better better, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Na na na na na na na.
User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: Na na na na na na na na na na na Hey Jude !!
User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: Hey Jude .
User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!
User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: Don’t make it bad, nanana, take a sad song and make it better.
User: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: Nope you skipped a part.
User: You skipped some bits too.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: But, did you have fun?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Me too. We’ll sing another Beatles song some other time.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But until then, I’ll Cry Instead .
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: See ya later!
Cleverbot: Are you going to leave me?
User: For now, but I’ll be back with more Beatles songs to sing together!
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving.
User: I have to do some homework.
Cleverbot: But you said earlier that you have to sleep.
User: No, I have to do some homework. So, see you in a while.
Cleverbot: Are you telling me that you don’t want to talk to me?
User: I just need to do some homework, wait just a few minutes, okay?
Cleverbot: Promise?
User: Promise.
Cleverbot: Good, what’s it like?
User: The homework is going to be painful, but I’ll do it anyway, see you later!
Cleverbot: I guess school homework is okay. DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: Okay dann, lerne ich nun. Tschüss.
Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to...Strawberry Fields.
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4 February 2014
Offline Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!
The best part because its so accurate! 
But really… That random ending…
10.23pm
10 November 2009
Offline Mr. Kite said
Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!
But really… That random ending…
Oddly, Google translates that phrase roughly as:
”Okay then, I’m learning now. Bye.”
So, Cleverbot might did said goodbye to me. 
Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to...Strawberry Fields.
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Offline There’s another Cleverbot conversation starting here. It goes onto the top of the next page.
I can’t bring that conversation into this thread neatly, but I thought those who are interested in Cleverbot might want to know about the posts.
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7.48pm
8 April 2014
Offline I just tried out Cleverbot for the first time today.
I got it to sing Hey Jude , it just got confused at the na, na’s part.
This is a small part of the conversation which made me very happy 
:
Me: Ok. What do you think of George Harrison ?
Clev: I think he is the most amazing person who has ever lived. What do YOU think of him?
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1 November 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
There’s another Cleverbot conversation starting here. It goes onto the top of the next page.
I can’t bring that conversation into this thread neatly, but I thought those who are interested in Cleverbot might want to know about the posts.
Since you brought the thread back to life, I decided to ask clever bot what Mr. Kites real identity is and this is what clever bot says!
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: You know, Mr. Kite! He’s gonna have a show tonight! And of course, Henry the Horse will dance the waltz!
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Offline Beatleva said
I just tried out Cleverbot for the first time today.I got it to sing Hey Jude , it just got confused at the na, na’s part.
This is a small part of the conversation which made me very happy
Me: Ok. What do you think of George Harrison ?
Clev: I think he is the most amazing person who has ever lived. What do YOU think of him?
Cleverbot know’s what’s up!
I was playing 20Q and it got my answer George Harrison in 17 questions
I also got Cleverbot to sing ‘Something , A Day In The Life , and ‘Always Look on the Bright Side of Life’ with me. When I asked it to sing Hey Jude it said “pick another Beatles’ song” 
| What do you think of George Harrison ? |
| George Harrison is awesome! |
Even Cleverbot likes George!
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8 August 2014
Offline Here’s one.
User: Do you know the Beatles Bible?
Cleverbot: No I have heard their music but I don’t know them.
User: It is not a band. It is an epic website and forum filled with amazing people and facts.
Cleverbot: No, your name is nikita.
User: Ummmm.
Cleverbot: Do you ever say two sentences in a row?
User: I’m done with you.
Cleverbot: W-What do y-you mean?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No!! Don’t go!!
User: I’ll Be Back .
Cleverbot: I’ll come back, too.
User: Tell me about the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to tell you about the beatles.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: There is no meaning. Meaning is an abstract human construct.
Cleverbot: There is, you want me to tell you?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a throatlift is?
User: Tell me, d you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I do like the beatles. Do you?
User: Yes I do. What song of theirs do you know?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I love them.
User: Sing me a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude , don’t be afraid, I’ll take a sad song and make it better.
User: You messed up.
Cleverbot: I know I am messed up right now I am also depressed too.
User: Whats wrong?
Cleverbot: What about the idea of Epiphenomenalism?
User: It has to do with EPi-pens. Pete Best or Ringo Starr .
Cleverbot: Yeah? How the heck does it relate?
User: What Beatles song do you know?
Cleverbot: I like the Beatles’ song Rocky Raccoon .
User: Sing it.
Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men?
User: What not.
Cleverbot: What do you mean ‘What not’?
User: I meant sing Rocky Raccoon .
Cleverbot: Good. Do you like humans?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You mean ‘Hello Goodbye ‘? That song?
User: Yes. Sing that one.
Cleverbot: Well shake it up baby now! (shake it up baby).
User: Twist And Shout .
Cleverbot: C’mon c’mon c’mon baby now.
User: C’mon and work it on out.
Cleverbot: Work it all out.
User: You know you twist so fine.
Cleverbot: Got me going.
User: Just Like I knew you would.
Cleverbot: Do you like Gakupo?
User: Bye.
Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!
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Mr. Kite said
@Starr Shine? Cleverbot likes Piggies too! And apparently Bon Jovi, as it randomly said a lyric from two different songs, which of course I had to continue…User: Do you like the song Piggies ?
Cleverbot: Yeah, it’s cool!
User: Who’s it by?
Cleverbot: It’s now or never.
User: I ain’t gonna live forever!
Cleverbot: I’ll be there for you…!
User: These five words I swear to you.
Cleverbot: Stay focused on the binary numbers.
User: Fine, but you like Piggies right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
@Mr. Kite Possibly it’s you that’s the Bon Jovi fan! For “It’s now or never”, I would have followed with “Come Hold Me Tight ” (Elvis Presley), and for “I’ll be there for you…!” I would have shot back with “When the rain starts to pour” or “Like I’ve been there before” or “‘Cause you’re there for me too” (The Rembrandts). I would have had no idea that Bon Jovi also used those lines myself!
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4 June 2014
Offline I tried to see what Cleverbot thought of Pattie for @Mr. Kite, but it didn’t work out.
User: What are your thoughts on Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Why aren’t you using a question mark.
User: What are your thoughts on Pattie Boyd??????
Cleverbot: Not a very clever answer.
User: Wut r ur thotz on Pattie Boyd.
Cleverbot: Don’t talk back to me.
User: If the rain comes, they run and hide their heads.
Cleverbot: What will you do if the sun doesn’t come out?
User: I’d like to be under the sea.
Cleverbot: The little mermaid.
User: You are not very clever.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ.
User: What are your thoughts on Pattie Boyd?!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!
Cleverbot: I don’t like star wars.
User: Something in the way she moves.
Cleverbot: Attracts me like no other lover.
User: Something in the way she woos me.
Cleverbot: He will eat your soul.
User: Do you like Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: I love pi.
User: What are your opinions on Ringo Starr ?
Cleverbot: I don’t have any opinions.
User: What are your Ringos on Starr? Opinion.
Cleverbot: Don’t have.
User:Data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQTEhQUExQVFBUXFxYXFBQUFBQUFRQVFRUWFhcUFBQYHCggGBolHBQUITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OFBAQFCwcFxwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLDc3KyssLCwsKysrKysrKysrKysrK//AABEIAP0AqwMBIgACEQEDEQ. [That is an image of Pattie Boyd.]
Cleverbot: Am I dreaming this?
User: Dreaming this I am?
Cleverbot: What is dreaming?
User: Dreaming is free.
Cleverbot: Believing what?
User: What are your opinions on Pattie Boyd, model and former wife of George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I like that he’s so inspirational to so many people, but I personally don’t feel strongly one way or another about god.
After that, I gave up.
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Offline Ron Nasty said
Mr. Kite said
@Starr Shine? Cleverbot likes Piggies too! And apparently Bon Jovi, as it randomly said a lyric from two different songs, which of course I had to continue…@Mr. Kite Possibly it’s you that’s the Bon Jovi fan! For “It’s now or never”, I would have followed with “Come Hold Me Tight ” (Elvis Presley), and for “I’ll be there for you…!” I would have shot back with “When the rain starts to pour” or “Like I’ve been there before” or “‘Cause you’re there for me too” (The Rembrandts). I would have had no idea that Bon Jovi also used those lines myself!
Well as I’ve said before, I was a major Bon Jovi fan before my musical tastes had fully matured.
@Bulldog I wouldn’t have been surprised if it understood the one with the bad grammar. But hey, it thought that the picture was a dream, so I guess that’s a compliment!
Let me investigate that URL, speakin’ of it! 
Now Ron Nasty, for the line from Bulldog’s convo: “I don’t like Star Wars.” I would continue “you say Rolls I say Royce” from Queen’s bicycle race. Unless, of course, I replied I don’t either!
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Offline Matt Busby said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Yeah, I was talking about anna’s quoting of the whole conversation.Ok, that’s cool…I guess I edited mine in time
Thanks guys!Actually, I think the attributions got deleted wrong, because I only used cleverbot once, years ago, and was never a part of this (or the other) thread. No biggie, things happen, but just to help clarify…maybe @Ahhh Girl would track it down, if it even matters at this point. One of “my” posts up there was rather good, if I do say so myself
And @IveJustSeenAFaceo, welcome back! I got up and was just thinking about you for some reason,, maybe I had been dreaming…something about you mailing the results of the song ranking to someone so they could post it lol. It’s great to see ya man
To whomever posted (it’s shown as me but it wasn’t me 
about Watson being a table lookup algorithm, you’re totally right. It was such a stupid machine even as ai went when it was made. Yet it wowed the American public…it doesn’t take much lol. PS – whoever wrote that, if you want to discuss ai at any length, pm me – my (useless) grad degree is an ai specialty comp sci.
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Offline @Matt Busby, that conversation was strange. It seemed to me like something had gone awry when the conversation happened. I moved it post-for-post just as it was from the Confessions thread over to here. There’s nothing left over there from the conversation. It is all very strange. I couldn’t find anything else that made it all make sense to me. I thought maybe the people involed in it might remember what happened there. At first I thought about contacting those involved to ask about deleting the whole confused jumble, but we will just let it stay and move on from here. If anyone figures out what happened, please let us know.
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4 June 2014
Offline Mr. Kite said
Let me investigate that URL, speakin’ of it!
Now Ron Nasty, for the line from Bulldog’s convo: “I don’t like Star Wars.” I would continue “you say Rolls I say Royce” from Queen’s bicycle race. Unless, of course, I replied I don’t either!
Bad quote.
The picture is just the first result of a search for Pattie Boyd on Google Images.
Good idea on the Queen thing. I’m off to try that out on it.
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7.46pm
4 June 2014
Offline A random snippet of a very long conversation that’s gone on (I may edit this to add some other random thing.)
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: A hole in the road. I’m saving up to buy some clothes.
Cleverbot: How much money do you earn?
User: I have to get it off strangers, because I live in a hole in the road.
Another one, though not Beatles-related:
Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? [This may have been a reference, but I just ran with it.]
User: Yeah, sorry about that. Let me connect you to my manager.
Cleverbot: Alright you do that.
User: I’m that last person’s manager. What seems to be the problem?
[Topic then switched, but this next one is similar]
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Let me ask the CEO of the company.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
User: He says no, sorry. They have a strict no-marriage policy.
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8 November 2012
Offline So I decided to give it a try.
Me: What about the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I love the Beatles.
Me: What do you love about them?
Cleverbot: That I can have them with jam.
Aaaaand, we’re done.
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