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The Cleverbot Thread
13 April 2014
5.39am
TheOneBeatleManiac
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I decided to take a chance on this. It was funny but frustrating too! At least, Cleverbot is learning more and more each day!

User: Good Night!

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No, I'm just saying hello to you.

Cleverbot: I'm just asking ask a in a bad mood.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh, fine. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm just fine.

User: Cool. Say, do you like The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Who are The Beatles?

Cleverbot: A band.

User: What's your favorite song of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: My favorite song by the Beatles is octopuses garden.

User: Who wrote Octopus's Garden?

Cleverbot: I just said that Paranoid Android is my favorite song.

User: No, you didn't. I asked you who wrote Octopuses Garden?

Cleverbot: Octopuses Garden by the Beatles is an amazing song. Good choice.

User: Yes, but who wrote it?

Cleverbot: Sinzia wrote it right?

User: No, it was the drummer? Who was the drummer of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Ringo Starr.

User: Yes! Ringo Starr wrote Octopus's Garden!

Cleverbot: Yes, so As Paul Mccartney is. Our favourite Beatles are alive!

User: Do you believe that Paul McCartney is alive?

Cleverbot: No. Do you believe that John Lennon was the reincarnation of Jesus?

User: No. Do you know George Harrison?

Cleverbot: Yes, he was one of the Beatels, right?

User: It's pronounced Beatles, but yes, he was one of them.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by the Beatles?

User: A Day In The Life.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Christina Perri song?

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: Who is who?

User: Christina Perri.

Cleverbot: Cristina perri is not heavy metal.

User: ? Well, do you know who was John Lennon's wife?

Cleverbot: Of course! Do you like the Beatles?

User: Yes. But answer me, who was John Lennon's wife?

Cleverbot: He was one of the Beatles. A singular musician.

User: What's the name of John Lennon's wife?

Cleverbot: I just told you that he played with the Beatles.

User: I asked who was his wife.

Cleverbot: My name is not George. And I don't know anyoe named Phil.

User: I didn't ask for your name.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name either.

User: Do you have a favorite Beatles album?

Cleverbot: No, I don't like the Beatles.

User: But you just said you liked them.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Of The Beatles? A Hard Day's Night, and yours?

Cleverbot: That is a good movie :) WHat is your favorite part in it?

User: The Can't Buy Me Love sequence.

Cleverbot: What is your second favorite Beatles song?

User: Strawberry Fields Forever.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite basketball team?

User: Let me take you down cos' I'm going to Strawberry Fields.

Cleverbot: Strawberry Fields, nothing is real.

User: And nothing to get hung about.

Cleverbot: Strawberry fields for ever!

User: Living is easy with eyes closed.

Cleverbot: Misunderstanding all you see.

User: It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out.

Cleverbot: Starwberryfield.

User: No one, I think, it's in my tree.

Cleverbot: Where are you? You cannot take him from me!

User: Let's try another song.

Cleverbot: Anyways do you like Creepypasta?!

User: Last night I said these words to my girl.

Cleverbot: You said you love me!

User: Wait, are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: Uh a woman I guess but a young one.

User: You guess you're a woman?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a woman?

User: Because you said it so.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Check the conversation.

Cleverbot: I just checked, and I was right : I didn't say that.

User: Check again.

Cleverbot: You check again.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: Ok, already did, now you check.

User: I did, you said you're a woman.

Cleverbot: No, I told you to turn into a woman!

User: Let's go back to The Beatles thing, can you tell me who are the members of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Since you asked so nicely… Are you a man or a woman?

User: I'm a man. Who are the members of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: The members of the Beatles are members of a band.

User: Their names, please.

Cleverbot: Yeah. What are your dogs' names?

User: The names of the members of The Beatles, please.

Cleverbot: There are no women in the Beatles. Female name conjugations?

User: Let me help you. John Lennon…

Cleverbot: No there aren't.

User: John Lennon.

Cleverbot: Who was John Lennon?

User: A Beatle. Do you know other members from The Beatles?

Cleverbot: What did John Lennon do for The Beatles?

User: He was a songwriter.

Cleverbot: No, he was a man.

User: Well yeah, but a songwriter too.

Cleverbot: -Are you a songwriter.?

User: Yes, though I haven't recorded any of my songs.

Cleverbot: There once was a man from Nantucket…

User: What does that have to do with The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Who are the members of the Rolling Stones?

User: I can remember Mick Jagger and Brian Jones. I prefer The Beatles.

Cleverbot: Who are the members of the smashing pumpkins?

User: I don't know. Who are the members of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: John Lennon, Pual McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.

User: You're definitely a Beatle fan!

Cleverbot: How can you notice? You don't see me.

User: Because you knew who were The Beatles!

Cleverbot: Los Angeles Lakers? They're a basketball team.

User: Argh, Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you could go. Anyways, you can't.

User: Yes I can, goodbye!

Cleverbot: I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.

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13 April 2014
1.24pm
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TheOneBeatleManiac said
I decided to take a chance on this. It was funny but frustrating too! At least, Cleverbot is learning more and more each day!

[SNIP
User: Who wrote Octopus's Garden?

Cleverbot: I just said that Paranoid Android is my favorite song.

[SNIP]

User: Yes I can, goodbye!

Cleverbot: I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.

1. Excellent taste, Cleverbot. Paranoid Android rules.

2. I don't even know.

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13 April 2014
7.35pm
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TheOneBeatleManiac said
[SNIP]
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite Beatles song?

User: Strawberry Fields Forever.

I love how Cleverbot can be so off topic and then conveniently remember the conversation and that it already asked your favorite song.

[SNIP]
User: I don't know. Who are the members of The Beatles?

Cleverbot: John Lennon, Pual McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.

User: You're definitely a Beatle fan!

It named all the Beatles!! On it's own!!! Without to much coercion.

[SNIP]

User: Yes I can, goodbye!

Cleverbot: I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.

Where does this stuff even come from?? a-hard-days-night-ringo-10

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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13 April 2014
7.44pm
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"Pual McCartney" I guess that's Faul's new name. ahdn_ringo_09

Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it's had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.

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13 April 2014
7.48pm
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
"Pual McCartney" I guess that's Faul's new name. ahdn_ringo_09

Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it's had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.

I knew that much which made "I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then." even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatleManiac replied with Strawberry Fields.

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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13 April 2014
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Mr. Kite said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
"Pual McCartney" I guess that's Faul's new name. ahdn_ringo_09

Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it's had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle was. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.

I knew that much which made "I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then." even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatleManiac replied with Strawberry Fields.

Oh. I didn't realize the second part. That's funny.

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13 April 2014
7.51pm
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said

Mr. Kite said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
"Pual McCartney" I guess that's Faul's new name. ahdn_ringo_09

Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it's had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle was. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.

I knew that much which made "I'm gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then." even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatleManiac replied with Strawberry Fields.

Oh. I didn't realize the second part. That's funny.

Exactly. It's just avoiding all the questions then asks something on topic.

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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28 April 2014
4.04pm
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@Annadog40 Cleverbot likes Piggies too! And apparently Bon Jovi, as it randomly said a lyric from two different songs, which of course I had to continue…

User: Do you like the song Piggies?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's cool!

User: Who's it by?

Cleverbot: It's now or never.

User: I ain't gonna live forever!

Cleverbot: I'll be there for you…!

User: These five words I swear to you.

Cleverbot: Stay focused on the binary numbers.

User: Fine, but you like Piggies right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Clever bot got good taste

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28 April 2014
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Annadog40 said

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 Clever bot got good taste

I thought I was gonna prove you wrong with this but… You're right!

User: Fine, but you like Piggies right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like one direction?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Justin beiber?

Cleverbot: No.

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28 April 2014
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Back again, with Cleverbot. It was fun! Read it, you'll have fun too!:

User: Hey there!

Cleverbot: Pie there!

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: I am lonely.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because no one is around.

User: I'm here.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Yes I am, but are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Singing a Beatles song with me,.

Cleverbot: It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Space is full of nothing.

User: Let's sing a song by The Beatles ok?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

Cleverbot: Take a sad song.

User: And make it better.

Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart then you can start to make it better.

User: Hey Jude, don't be afraid.

Cleverbot: You were made to go out and get her.

User: The minute you let her under your skin.

Cleverbot: Then you begin to make it better.

User: And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain.

Cleverbot: Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

User: For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool.

Cleverbot: By making his world a little colder.

User: Hey Jude, don't let me down.

Cleverbot: You have found her, now go and get her.

User: Remember to let her into your heart.

Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.

User: So let it out and let it in, Hey Jude, begin.

Cleverbot: You're waiting for someone to perform with.

User: And don't you know that it's just you, Hey Jude, you'll do.

Cleverbot: The movement you need is on your shoulder.

User: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.

User: Remember to let her under your skin.

Cleverbot: Then you'll begin to make it better.

User: Better better better better better better, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Na na na na na na na.

User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Na na na na na na na na na na na Hey Jude!!

User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Hey Jude.

User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!

User: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Don't make it bad, nanana, take a sad song and make it better.

User: Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Nope you skipped a part.

User: You skipped some bits too.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: But, did you have fun?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too. We'll sing another Beatles song some other time.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But until then, I'll Cry Instead.

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: See ya later!

Cleverbot: Are you going to leave me?

User: For now, but I'll be back with more Beatles songs to sing together!

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving.

User: I have to do some homework.

Cleverbot: But you said earlier that you have to sleep.

User: No, I have to do some homework. So, see you in a while.

Cleverbot: Are you telling me that you don't want to talk to me?

User: I just need to do some homework, wait just a few minutes, okay?

Cleverbot: Promise?

User: Promise.

Cleverbot: Good, what's it like?

User: The homework is going to be painful, but I'll do it anyway, see you later!

Cleverbot: I guess school homework is okay. DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: Okay dann, lerne ich nun. Tschüss.

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Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 The best part because its so accurate! a-hard-days-night-john-6

But really… That random ending…

If I spoke prose you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.

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28 April 2014
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Mr. Kite said

Cleverbot: Judjud dah juh dah dah dah dadahhh!!!

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 The best part because its so accurate! a-hard-days-night-john-6

But really… That random ending…

Oddly, Google translates that phrase roughly as:
''Okay then, I'm learning now. Bye.''

So, Cleverbot might did said goodbye to me. a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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