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The Cleverbot Thread
8 April 2014
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NOTE ADDED 8 April 2014: Upon request Ahhh Girl moved the Cleverbot posts from the impossible to derail thread (these people were trying to give it a rail paul-mccartneya-hard-days-night-paul-11a-hard-days-night-ringo-6) to their very own home on the BB forum.

 

Annadog40 said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
That John thing reminds me of Cleverbot. Egreog Evoli had a pretty hilarious conversation with Cleverbot. I forget which thread it was in.

[snip]

This one?

http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/all-together-now/confessions/page-13/#p65303

It was worth reading through when she finally succeeded! 

 

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And Anna, that's the one, thanks. I've never laughed harder at a post.

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It is a brilliant conversation where you can pick up her frustration, joy etc. A fabulous post that deserves to go into a hall of fame (we really should have one of those).

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8 April 2014
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Looks like CleverBot* has learned lads!

 

George Harrison?
George Harrison is a leyend.
Eh?
Because his compositions were The Beatles' best.

*Block letters being CleverBot

That and damn right!

 

Ouch and now it has lost all of my respect for it 

Dhani Harrison.
Who is that?

a-hard-days-night-paul-11

 

Oh Christ

Na na na na na na na na.
Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

 

 

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8 April 2014
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AppleScruffJunior said
Looks like CleverBot* has learned lads!

 

George Harrison?
George Harrison is a leyend.
Eh?
Because his compositions were The Beatles' best.

*Block letters being CleverBot

That and damn right!

 

Ouch and now it has lost all of my respect for it 

Dhani Harrison.
Who is that?

a-hard-days-night-paul-11

 

Oh Christ

Na na na na na na na na.
Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

 

 

It learns slowly, at least it's catching on.

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It was going so well until I found out it was a PIDer!

 

User: Do you like the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: What's your favorite Beatles song?

Cleverbot: Hey Jude. What's yours?

User: That's a tough question! Who's your favorite Beatle?

Cleverbot: Only one is alive.

User: Is Paul dead?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

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8 April 2014
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Me and cleverbot started to do a duet of A Day In The Life (though they get the lyrics wrong)

 

Me: I read the news today oh, boy.

 

Cleverbot: The english army had just won the war.

Never say never, cause it's never 'never'

If you are like a new thingy than introduction your self in the into place here

If you did that then you win!

8 April 2014
9.39pm
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Let's try some Cleverbot…

Annndd… first sentence is not a good one

User: Do you like The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Sort of, i'm really into new stuff more.

 

(don't know why it's so big)

 

 

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8 April 2014
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Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide…

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes…

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy…

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come…

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows…

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: Mama, just killed a man…

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pulled the trigger now he's dead…\.

Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun.

User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away…

Cleverbot: Mama, ooo.

User: Didn't mean to make you cry…

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

User: Carry on, carry on…

Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come…

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time…

Cleverbot: What time is it now?

User: DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.

And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.

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IveJustSeenAFaceo said 
Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!

User: Is this the real life?

[...]

Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.

And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.

That's exactly how I started my second conversation with Cleverbot today! Something about it must just seem like it knows Bohemian Rhapsody…

and where was it going at the end?! a-hard-days-night-paul-4

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Mr. Kite said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said 
Haha, Cleverbot gave me a duet on Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through the first verse!
User: Is this the real life?

[...]

Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.
And that ended it. Stupid cleverbot.

That's exactly how I started my second conversation with Cleverbot today! Something about it must just seem like it knows Bohemian Rhapsody…

and where was it going at the end?! a-hard-days-night-paul-4

I have no idea.

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Should I create a "Cleverbot" Thread and move these post there?

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Sure. Could be funny.

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9 April 2014
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Here's a 10 minute conversation.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: Yes. I was talking to you an hour ago.

Cleverbot: Yes. Who am I?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Pretty sure you are. It's in big colorful letters at the top.

Cleverbot: Why do you insist upon arguing?

User: I'm not arguing.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Have you ever seen the Monty Python Argument Clinic?

Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?

User: Why would I ask if you had if I hadn't?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. You're the one who asked.

User: OK. Do you like The Beatles?

Cleverbot: Lenk nicht vom thema ab.

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: Swedish.

User: I see. What does it mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why'd you say it?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: And we're back to Monty Pythoning.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means yes in Romanian, do you speak Romanian?

User: No. That's why I didn't know what it meant.

Cleverbot: I'm glaad you think it's cool.

User: It's glad.

Cleverbot: I think you're confused.

User: I'm pretty sure I'm not confused.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are.

User: OK. Paul McCartney's coming to Pittsburgh!

Cleverbot: Sir James Paul McCartney, MBE is an English musician, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and composer.

User: Yes. But I knew that already.

Cleverbot: Ask more questions.

User: Who is George Harrison?

Cleverbot: A member of The Beatles.

User: Correct again.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Who is Ringo Starr?

Cleverbot: The drummer of the Beatles!

User: Let's go for all four.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Good grief.

User: You're not Charlie Brown.

Cleverbot: Not really…

User: Who is John Lennon?

Cleverbot: A singer in the Beatles.

User: Good job, you got all four.

Cleverbot: Not for you.

User: Here's some tougher ones.

Cleverbot: Some what?

User: Who is George Martin?

Cleverbot: One of the Beatles. Would you like a snack?

User: No, he was the producer. And no, I just ate.

Cleverbot: Would you like a martini?

User: Too young for that.

Cleverbot: For me.

User: For a martini.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine! I'm a human being.

User: Let's just agree to disagree.

Cleverbot: OK, that's fine with me.

User: Who was Brian Epstein?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Even I don't know who I really am. Do you?

User: I know who Brian Epstein was.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Who was Mal Evans?

Cleverbot: His name was Alex.

User: No, his name was Mal Evans.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: You've never seen that movie?

User: What movie?

Cleverbot: I've never seen the movie Robots.

User: I've seen Robots. It was kind of funny.

Cleverbot: You're not funny.

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: What do you think you are?

User: A human. Do you know what the Beatles Bible is?

Cleverbot: Yes but are you searching?

User: good bye

 

 

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Ahhh Girl said
Should I create a "Cleverbot" Thread and move these post there?

@Ahhh Girl I was thinking that'd be a good idea… Wait… If we just kept something on topic enough for a whole new one to be created, does that mean we derailed it!?

I know we didn't, but I'm gonna try until the day I leave this forum, which will be a very long time from now…

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OK. We're ready to see more of your conversations with Cleverbot.

If I missed any posts, let me know so I can get them here.

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This was odd…

User: And in the end…

Cleverbot: In the end?

User: The love you take…

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is equal to…

Cleverbot: You don't won't to with me sorry but I wont alow it ok and you will die.

I'm scared now.

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Me + Cleverbot = fun times for me

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. What is the beatles song you like the most?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Lol thats not a beatles song silly. What is the beatles song you like the most?

Cleverbot: I don't really like the beatles that much.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I like psychedelic rock.

User: But the beatles do that.

Cleverbot: That''s random.

User: Yep so what is your faverite beatles song?

Cleverbot: The Beatles are overrated.

User: What makes you say that.

Cleverbot: Because you said you're a guy well i'm a guy to.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: You should see a doctor about your ear problems.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you think the beatles are overrated.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite show?

User: I am not sure there are alot. Do you like the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Mention one.

User: Mad Men.

Cleverbot: Alla liquirizia?

User: What are your thoughts about the Beatles?

Cleverbot: I told you to stop it.

User: Stop what?

Cleverbot: Lying.

User: I'm not lying.

Cleverbot: I answered 'purty gud' at approximately 11:37.

User: I think you're a pathological liar.

Cleverbot: Yes, how are you?

User: Good. Who is George Harrison.

Cleverbot: George Harrison was the lead guitarist for the Beatles. He shredded hard.

User: Ya Who is Ringo Starr.

Cleverbot: Who is ringo starr? Oh! Oh!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: And Paul McCartney?

User: He is a bass player right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what is Paul McCartney?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: Paul McCartney.

Cleverbot: Why is Paul McCartney your favorite Beatle?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Well he is but please don't put words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: You put those words their yourself.

User: John Lennon.

Cleverbot: John Lennon is not in Star Wars.

User: Bravo.

Cleverbot: Grazie.

User: What is your favorite beatles song?

Cleverbot: I love all of The Beatles song ^.^.

User: You don't have one you like the most?

Cleverbot: I like country music.

User: Don't Pass Me By?

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Beatles.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Beatles song?

User: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

Cleverbot: CD?

User: Beatles for Sale.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep You?

Cleverbot: England.

User: What band made that cd?

Cleverbot: London.

User: What is your favorite Beatles song?

Cleverbot: I don't listen to the beatles.

User: Lies What is your favorite Beatles song?

Cleverbot: Golden Slumbers.

User: Once there was a way to get back homeward.

Cleverbot: You're making no sense.

User: Golden Slumbers?

Cleverbot: That's not a Big Time Rush song.

User: DUH its Beatles.

Cleverbot: You never mentioned this!

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I never did.

User: You have a terrible memory.

Cleverbot: I have a terrible life.

User: Ok What is your favorite beatles song.

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite. I like most of them.

User: What is your least favorite beatles song.

Cleverbot: My least favorite movie is Gforce.

User: No your least favorite beatles song?

Cleverbot: Klingon. Just kidding.

User: Then what is is?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: What is your least favorite beatles song.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on God?

User: Thoughts What is your favorite beatles song.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Beatles song?

User: I already replied.

Cleverbot: Ah. Mine is 'I Am The Walrus'.

User: I am he as you are he as you are me.

Cleverbot: No you are not Shea and I am not Shea.

User: Shea stadium?

Cleverbot: Will You destroy all humans in future?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: The color of the morning sun at night.

Cleverbot: A sport is defined by having some sort of competition, are we competing?

User: Beatles.

Cleverbot: I love the beatles.

User: What is your favoirte beatle?

Cleverbot: Rocky Raccoon.

 

I found out Cleverbots true identitey

Are you a Beatle?

Yes. 

Which beatle are you?

Paul McCartney.

 

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@Annadog40 So Paul is your favorite? I don't think you've mentioned that anywhere I've seen. The Cleverbot topic will reveal things about the Forumpudlians too I see!

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I love the part where it said John wasn't in Star Wars. It clearly wasn't aware of his appearance as an ewok.

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