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1 April 2015
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Zig
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vonbontee said
Ha, those half-apples look really gross on people’s faces – like a fly’s head or a (you should pardon the expression) scrotum or somethingblue-meanie

Or, if you turn your screen upside down, a delightful posterior.

Raise your hand if you just turned your screen upside downa-hard-days-night-ringo-15 

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

1 April 2015
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vonbontee said
Ha, those half-apples look really gross on people’s faces – like a fly’s head or a (you should pardon the expression) scrotum or somethingblue-meanie

I think we all look really fab!

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1 April 2015
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Pot kettle! Apples and Pears! Oi!

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1 April 2015
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Apples  Here There And Everywhere and Apples Facial good for the face

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1 April 2015
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I’m enjoying a new kind of wildflower apple for breakfast this morning.  Bonappletit! 

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Sugarplum fairy said
I’m enjoying a new kind of wildflower apple for breakfast this morning.  Bonappletit! 

Nice sunapple flowers

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HongKongLady said 

Nice sunapple flowers

Ah, good one!

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1 April 2015
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The Apple you need is on my shoulder :-o

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1 April 2015
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My head feels funny.  And not ha-ha funny.

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1 April 2015
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New people to the forum must really be wondering what the hell is going on…a-hard-days-night-john-6

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For some reason, I expected Von Kite’s apple to be winking.

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I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'.
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1 April 2015
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 I got an Apple on my shoulder that’s bigger than my feet,

I can’t talk to people that I meet :-x

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1 April 2015
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I have it on good authority that the apple on my avatar is specifically designed for lefties!

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1 April 2015
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Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.

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1 April 2015
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meanmistermustard said
Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.

Fortunately, I eat the apple without peeling, so I’m going to pass on that.

I did buy half a dozen left-handed plectrums(plectra) this morning, though . . .

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1 April 2015
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Music related items arent something Apple are looking to move into, they think it will distill the brand and are a bit tacky. Toasters, foot scrapers, thermal coats for snowmen to stop them getting cold, sandwich cosies, those are the types of merchandise that suit a band like the Beatles. 

stay-on-topic

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1 April 2015
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Hildy said

meanmistermustard said
Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.

Fortunately, I eat the apple without peeling, so I’m going to pass on that.

I did buy half a dozen left-handed plectrums(plectra) this morning, though . . .

CANNIBALS!!!paul-mccartney

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1 April 2015
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I’ve been gone for waayyyyy too long, I don’t know who half the people in this thread are! 

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I havent and i dont know what with the name changes.

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IveJustSeenAFaceo bassooned emphatically
I’ve been gone for waayyyyy too long, I don’t know who half the people in this thread are! 

Hmm… you have… 

Well, I’ll introduce myself then. I’m me, and I’ve been Appleised. How are you? Do you feel Appley? 

I’ve Just Seen A Face I can’t forget
The time or place in which we met,
It’s just the face for me, I wish for all the world to see
My apple… la da da, dadum, da.
Had it not been for Annadog
I might have looked the other way
And I’d have never been Appled,
But as it is, I’ll dream of apples
Tonight… na na na ladum da. 
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