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Heather Mills
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Okay, who else hates this one-legged pirate besides me and Paulrus? a-hard-days-night-george-2

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15 August 2010
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I do recall reading that she was the best thing to ever happen to Yoko.

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15 August 2010
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Me.

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DON'T. JUDGE.
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15 August 2010
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A Fiendish Thingy said:

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DON'T. JUDGE.

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Oh, Feindish.
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Who's Heather Mills?

Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie…… Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower… Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go. Beware of Darkness…  I believe in SH...
15 August 2010
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She used to be Pauls wife.

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Paul's second wife, considered at best to be a gold digger.

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Thanks for answering guys. Now I feel ashamed.

 

In Mexico when there's a conversation about someone you just don't give a damn, you just say "Who's that one?"

 

That's why my question. Who's Heather Mills??

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16 August 2010
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Oh, we do that too, but more along the lines of, "Heather who?". a-hard-days-night-ringo-10

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16 August 2010
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I've heard her referred to "Heather McHalfknee," but I don't like making fun of people's names, since I've been on the receiving end of the "fun" before.

If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.

16 August 2010
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Well actually it's not that I hate her or I like her... I just didn't pay attention to her that much. (I didn't even pay much attention to Linda as a matter of fact)

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16 August 2010
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I hate her pretty much. So much in fact that for a recent English assignment, I wrote an article about her being murdered. (By Maxwell Edison with a giant silver hammer, of course)

 

I love this quote by Paul after the divorce was settled: "There'll be no more nagging, no more chaos, no more Heather...bliss. I have peace at last."

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16 August 2010
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Here in the UK we have a tabloid newspaper called the Daily Mail which is pretty vile, scaremongering, rabidly right-wing and usually full of lies. I would never buy it, and rarely visit the website. Anyway, they've been serialising a book on Paul for the last couple of days. Here's an extract about Heather Mills: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....d-him.html

And a piece on Jane Asher and Linda McCartney: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....d-way.html

"Extracted from FAB: AN INTIMATE LIFE

OF PAUL McCARTNEY by Howard Sounes, published by HarperCollins on

August 25 at £20. © Howard Sounes 2010."

It's dreadful stuff, but I can see why the gossips love that sort of thing. I used to live with a Daily Mail reporter. Neither she nor her colleagues believed a thing that was in the paper, but wrote it to please their very powerful, rich and forceful editor. I remember hearing about one of their journalists called Ali (Alison), who was told to change her name to Ally because "it sounds a bit Muslim" (this was in 1999). It's that kind of publication.

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Joe - here in the States we have entirely too many tabloids. They are usually running celebrities down and letting their readers know who just got impregnated by a one-armed, three-legged alien.

What's worse is people actually buy and read that junk. Talk about your depressing commentary about society.blue-meanie

 

skye - that line about her being the best thing that ever happened to Yoko is priceless.

Fiendish - love that little animated Abbey Road. 2 funny.

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That paper loosks expensive.

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Eh, I'm not the hating type (well, at least not anymore) but I don't like her. She seems rather unnecessarily militant about her ideals and beliefs.

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17 August 2010
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At first I just thought she was a gold-digger, but I read up a bit more about her, and now I actually hate her.

Apparently, she's done the following things:

There's a journalist called Heather Mills. Peg-Leg Heather went around for years telling everyone that she had written all those articles. Everyone was sceptical, so someone rang the newspaper and asked how many legs the journalist Heather Mills had. She was found out.

She also claims she was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The thing is, they don't reveal who was nominated for 50 years, so we won't know till then.

She was photographed wearing a mink coat, despite being a PETA activist (I'm not sure when that was, though).

She used to beat her ex-husband, and her ex-sister in law says that she only became a vegetarian after meeting Paul. She used to cook Lancashire Hotpot regularly, which has lamb in it.

She claimed that her mother nearly lost her leg in a car crash, saying "Her leg was only hanging on by a tiny flap of skin and flesh… miraculously the surgeons managed to insert a metal plate and reattach it". It was actually only just a small injury, and she recovered and was "a keen tennis player".

She also says that she was asked to become Baroness Mills by a certain "Lord Macdonald". An ITV documentary (McCartney vs. McCartney: The Ex Files) interviewed three Lord Macdonalds, but not one of them had ever met her.

Mills stated that she was once awarded the Outstanding Young Person of the Year award by the British Chambers of Commerce. There is no such award.

She also said that she had cancelled a meeting with Bill Clinton in case her endorsement affected a US election outcome.

 

I mean, I know you shouldn't believe everything you read, but after all of that…

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Paulrus said:

At first I just thought she was a gold-digger, but I read up a bit more about her, and now I actually hate her.

Apparently, she's done the following things:

There's a journalist called Heather Mills. Peg-Leg Heather went around for years telling everyone that she had written all those articles. Everyone was sceptical, so someone rang the newspaper and asked how many legs the journalist Heather Mills had. She was found out.

She also claims she was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The thing is, they don't reveal who was nominated for 50 years, so we won't know till then.

She was photographed wearing a mink coat, despite being a PETA activist (I'm not sure when that was, though).

She used to beat her ex-husband, and her ex-sister in law says that she only became a vegetarian after meeting Paul. She used to cook Lancashire Hotpot regularly, which has lamb in it.

She claimed that her mother nearly lost her leg in a car crash, saying "Her leg was only hanging on by a tiny flap of skin and flesh… miraculously the surgeons managed to insert a metal plate and reattach it". It was actually only just a small injury, and she recovered and was "a keen tennis player".

She also says that she was asked to become Baroness Mills by a certain "Lord Macdonald". An ITV documentary (McCartney vs. McCartney: The Ex Files) interviewed three Lord Macdonalds, but not one of them had ever met her.

Mills stated that she was once awarded the Outstanding Young Person of the Year award by the British Chambers of Commerce. There is no such award.

She also said that she had cancelled a meeting with Bill Clinton in case her endorsement affected a US election outcome.

 

I mean, I know you shouldn't believe everything you read, but after all of that…


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17 August 2010
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I'm sure there's more than a fair dose of hearsay about that, but still. The journalist Heather Mills works (worked?) for Private Eye, a British investigative and satirical magazine. She went public once the other H Mills began claiming to have written some of her work.

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