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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
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Is it a pop-up book? Or one of those that has tactile (feel-y) things on pages throughout the book? Or sound clips, like those breathing parts in Lovely Rita and Kreen-Akrore?

or all three? I better stop.

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@Ahhh Girl I found an article on the upcoming release!
It's a real book! All I did was look it up!

From YouCantPossiblyFathomHowHuchILovePaulMcCartney.com
Staff Writer: Mary Meepawl

I just got an exclusive story on the new book Fifty Shades of McCartney! I know you've all been eagerly awaiting details!

Written by Iluh VePal, the book is fiction based on the sexiest stories (wink wink nudge nudge ladies) found in Linda's old diaries and told to the author by Paul's current wife Nancy (there's even a rumour that Jane Asher has finally given some stories up about Paul, but that's unconfirmed). It is a fairly long book ranging from Paul's early years (either from Linda's earliest stories or Jane's if she was a part of the book's creation) to Paul's 71st birthday. The author creates vivid mental images of the scenes and is aided by pictures taken by Linda (and a few others) over the years.

VePal's publishing agency BeatSmut Inc. will even be releasing a Special Edition including the much talked about pop-up section and sound clips! The pop-ups contain to-scale facsimiles of certain book scenes and the sounds are taken from some of Paul's most vocally challenging songs and "home demo tapes." Sadly, the other rumored life-size cut outs, tactile book page objects, and DVD will not be included with the release. Although luckily the DVD will be made and is for sale separately!

So tell me in the comments what you think! Will you be getting the Sexy Special Edition? Anyone on my site probably is, but thought I'd ask anyway.
For any guys who've made it all the way through, although I can't confirm any of Jane's stories are in the book, I can tell you there is at least one very racey picture including her! (;

For those of you (all of you) interested, you can pre-order the book here!

If you get it you'll have to share that racey photo mentioned at the end! a-hard-days-night-george-10

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Since the forum women (mostly AG) have all these 'sexy Beatle pics' (mostly Paul) posted here, I thought I'd start a guys section of the 50 Shades Of Beatles Bible topic. 

There's nothing bad/spoilable in the spoiler (unless hot Beatle-wives/girlfriends are bad) I just put it there as the pictures will take up lots of space to scroll by.

I must warn you I've added Ahhh Girl inspired commentary. I feel if she was me this is what I would say:


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Yum!

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Pattie has me drooling already!

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Linda lookin' cute fixin' her camera.

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A GIF! I thought it was just a picture, this is so much better!!

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La-la-la, la-la the lovely Liinderr

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Still drooling!

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Lucky George! 

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Lucky grass...

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Did I already say yum?

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SOO MUCH DROOL!

What do you mean they're mostly Pattie Boyd?

I hadn't noticed...

Guys need to contribute to this! I'm tired of shirtless Paul (although I know AG isn't! [and it seems I've fueled that fire if you consult the above post]).

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I've never been a huge Linda guy, but I do like the sleepy-eyed look Linda gives off here.

My pick would be May Pang, even if she was WAY too skinny back in the day...

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Ahhh Girl said

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@Ahhh Girl Didn't get a PM. And I know it was a bit weak, but it's a public forum I need to hold back!

Um, are you saying I need to dial it down a shade or two (or 49)? a-hard-days-night-ringo-4a-hard-days-night-george-4a-hard-days-night-paul-7

I hope not.

You don't, but I would need years of training to get to your level... Although a few more pictures of Pattie like that may speed up my learning curve. a-hard-days-night-george-10

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How did I not add Barbara? She was a Bond girl!

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I'm trying to step up my commentary as AG suggested, but I don't know if I'm gonna succeed.

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Could that have been a little tighter? a-hard-days-night-george-10

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Her hair is perfect!

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Hmm... What an odd question you ask, but I guess if I could be any article of clothing I'd be... Those tights a-hard-days-night-paul-7, next question please!

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Need I say more...a-hard-days-night-george-10a-hard-days-night-george-10a-hard-days-night-george-10

I hope not! I will not stoop to AG's level... a-hard-days-night-ringo-15 At least not anywhere other than my mind.

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What?! Another one of those questions... Well I guess if I could be any piece of furniture it'd be... That chair. No particular reason. a-hard-days-night-john-6

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Could she be any sexier?! a-hard-days-night-john-4

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YES! Oh the legs! ahdn_paul_02a-hard-days-night-john-3

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...I'd be the grass! Yes, in a heartbeat! Now no. More. Stupid. Questions....

But really being under her there--- stop Kite! a-hard-days-night-paul-7a-hard-days-night-george-9

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I found Waldo... Sexy... Waldo?
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Nope!! I've failed the commentary test! Never again will I commentate.
That was quite horrible, I feel bad for anyone who read it! I do not have your commentary skills, @Ahhh Girl!

From now on I will only post the postures, no comments!

And where can I find that holy water that's always falling on AG?

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