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Fifty Shades of Beatles Bible
14 October 2014
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Pattie you can Drive My Car !
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Great angle… a-hard-days-night-george-10
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The GIF for Kite?

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TrippyFlower said

LongHairedLady said

AppleScruffJunior said

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I feel like I should really join in on this thread, considering I was once voted the biggest “Paul-vert” on this site..  I’m just not sure what exactly we’re talking about…  

Are we just talking about adult things or something because I can do that…

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A couple of people and I (mostly I) turned a very innocent Annadog40 thread into a bondage chat (I think someone mentioned cages?) and so this thread was formed!

This reminds me of a McLennon Fanfic I read once…  “Red Hall” anyone?  a-hard-days-night-paul-4

I’m actually in the process of reading Red Hall. So far, I’ve gotten to chapter 18. Every part of me is like “GAAHHHHH”, but, for some reason, I can’t stop reading it…

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OMG…  this story took over my life until I finished it…  have you gotten to the part yet??…  the really bad part?  You’ll know what I mean if you have.  a-hard-days-night-ringo-14  Ugh, poor “AU” Paul.  
 

"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

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I wonder if Paul ever comes across fanfics about himself…

This totally made me think of this picture:  

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"Please don't bring your banjo back, I know where it's been..  I wasn't hardly gone a day, when it became the scene..  Banjos!  Banjos!  All the time, I can't forget that tune..  and if I ever see another banjo, I'm going out and buy a big balloon!"

 

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One of the segments on @midnight featured a site that sells vegan bondage wear. Your turn, Paulettes.

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17 October 2014
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parlance said

One of the segments on @midnight featured a site that sells vegan bondage wear. Your turn, Paulettes.

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Vegan…bondage…wear. Yikes!

Ass-paragus panties? a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

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17 October 2014
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@Zig said

parlance said

One of the segments on @midnight featured a site that sells vegan bondage wear. Your turn, Paulettes.

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Vegan…bondage…wear. Yikes!

Ass-paragus panties? a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

That made my already good day 5,000 times better…
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Glad to be of service.
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Some people read Paul McCarthy as Paul McCartney , and it’s unfortunate on many levels.

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21 October 2014
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Yikes – did he really write “Anality is in the eye of the beholder”? a-hard-days-night-paul-10

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22 October 2014
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How is that anatomically possible?

Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

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After hesitating for a long time I’ve decided to join the adult thread. Here’s my small contribution; be warned, it’s pretty explicit.

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Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

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(Twenty two hours and no one posted anything. I wonder how many of you guys clicked on that link, and what you thought about its explicit content) ahdn_paul_06

Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)

23 October 2014
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I clicked on the link and the content didn’t bother me (but i’m not easily offended). The humour i didn’t find funny but as i said before the whole Beavis and Butthead thing goes over my head.

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23 October 2014
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The content isn’t a problem. I’ve never watched the show. Don’t know anything about it, really, other than the title. It just doesn’t seem appealing to me.

23 October 2014
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Quite a few of my posts lately that would work well in the Fifty Shades thread are ending up in other threads. I wonder if I should be XXX-posting them here.

23 October 2014
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ahdn_paul_06 NO! This thread is already too big as it is!

https://youtu.be/52nwiTs7bk8

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Size doesn’t matter. a-hard-days-night-george-10 a-hard-days-night-george-4

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meanmistermustard said

I clicked on the link and the content didn’t bother me (but i’m not easily offended). The humour i didn’t find funny but as i said before the whole Beavis and Butthead thing goes over my head.

Same here. He was just angrily naming parts. I guess it fits here, but the video and a few linked ones lead me to the conclusion that I’m not a fan of the show. Never watched it, but now I’m sure.

Clever, AG! (Edit: referring to XXX-post, I see another post has appeared as I was typing.) I’m feeling that lately with some of my posts too (tasting Pattie [yum] for example). I think we just need to pull our minds out of the gutter and save it for here.

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I was confused because I thought there’d be a Beatle-related joke in there.

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Mr. Kite said

Clever, AG! (Edit: referring to XXX-post, I see another post has appeared as I was typing.) I’m feeling that lately with some of my posts too (tasting Pattie [yum] for example). I think we just need to pull our minds out of the gutter and save it for here.

Thank you. I thought that was clever :-)

I will not be able to refrain from posts of that nature elsewhere on the forum.

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